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34 • Portland, OR • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 20–50
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last Online
- Yesterday – 9:12am
- 6′ 1″ (1.85m)
- Body Type
- Mostly anything
- Atheism, and laughing about it
- Aries, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Mostly monogamous
- Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
- Likes dogs and has cats
- English (Fluently)
But really, sometimes I suspect what I'm best at is saying through otherwise content-free expressions that, hey, I'm a person too; there are other people, it's safe!
So here, have my soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/ssoaap
60s garages, 70s computers, 80s witches is what I generally like other than that.
Batman '66 is the best Batman movie, and in my opinion Batman&Robin is #2. It is just dumb how much better than Frozen Tangled is and I will fight you about it. But like also David Lynch or whatever. If you like watching old chanbara movies that's solid keeper.
Loving Trailer Park Boys season 2 right now. I watched and fell in love with Avatar and Legend of Korra recently, then I watched the Last Airbender movie on purpose and fuck everything.
Books, let me help you find them. I don't work in the SF section anymore, but when I did I would always get excited when I saw a copy show up of one of Octavia Butler's Xenogenesis trilogy.
Those certain friends who are social anxiety safe harbors. You're all great though.
I'm pretty used to my nice-ish bed.
Comedy and how in denial we tend to be about how often it comes from a place of privileged cruelty. That's why I love poop jokes.
Your basic power duo of paralyzing nihilism and existential dread. Sometimes baseless optimism comes along for the ride but it's awkward.
** Stack of taquitos roughly approximating the size and shape of a burrito
*** Honest to god turkey legs
****I swear I can and usually do make real food but I also like this stuff and it's more fun to type about
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