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GayKarateMan

34 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:12am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Sensitive fella and doting mother to cat daughter.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Knowing the floor plan of a giant bookstore for hire by evening; programming games, self-teaching music, watching Roseanne and generally endeavoring to socially lubricate (not to be confused with being social) some of the rest of the time. Eschewing the Oxford comma for kicks.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm sometimes good at pressing the record button before I start doing something. I'm good at trying to be better at listening. Super solid dweller, as in on things. Above average board game player.

But really, sometimes I suspect what I'm best at is saying through otherwise content-free expressions that, hey, I'm a person too; there are other people, it's safe!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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To be honest, these past few months, and if this is like hideously pretentious then I apologize, I mostly listen to my own music. It probably isn't what you would call good, but it's mine and I made it and it makes me happy when I listen to it and every once in a while someone else likes it too.

So here, have my soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/ssoaap

60s garages, 70s computers, 80s witches is what I generally like other than that.

Batman '66 is the best Batman movie, and in my opinion Batman&Robin is #2. It is just dumb how much better than Frozen Tangled is and I will fight you about it. But like also David Lynch or whatever. If you like watching old chanbara movies that's solid keeper.

Loving Trailer Park Boys season 2 right now. I watched and fell in love with Avatar and Legend of Korra recently, then I watched the Last Airbender movie on purpose and fuck everything.

Books, let me help you find them. I don't work in the SF section anymore, but when I did I would always get excited when I saw a copy show up of one of Octavia Butler's Xenogenesis trilogy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cat, for real. Her name is PK and she loves, in order, food, kisses, armpit rubs and the show Angel.

Those certain friends who are social anxiety safe harbors. You're all great though.

I'm pretty used to my nice-ish bed.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Impossibly fanciful game ideas.

Comedy and how in denial we tend to be about how often it comes from a place of privileged cruelty. That's why I love poop jokes.

Your basic power duo of paralyzing nihilism and existential dread. Sometimes baseless optimism comes along for the ride but it's awkward.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't know about typical but the upcoming Friday as of the typing of this paragraph is tentatively scheduled for having a "pickled egg day" with one of my roommates. Fun dips, maybe pickled egg salad, we have a thing that turns boiled eggs into bunnies, make a day of it.
You should message me if
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You are willing and able to momentarily forget that white men are just the worst. It would help if you want to play a board game and/or eat pizza* and/or eat burritos** and/or eat turkey legs***; you get the idea.

* Totino's
** Stack of taquitos roughly approximating the size and shape of a burrito
*** Honest to god turkey legs
****I swear I can and usually do make real food but I also like this stuff and it's more fun to type about