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28 M Perth, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Apr 12
5′ 10″ (1.77m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
Hiya. My name's Gary. I'm just back from three years of travelling around Australia and New Zealand and I'm wanting to get out and meet some new people.

I'm a man of simple pleasures. I love snowboarding, whisky, being outdoors, trying new and potentially dangerous things, listening to loud music (metal is a preference), talking about random, nonsensical shite to the point that I can't remember the starting point of the conversation, cracking inappropriate jokes at inappropriate times and long walks on the beach. That last one's a lie.

I really am just a big kid at heart. I'm nearly 28, but I'm not ready to grow up just yet. Still got a lot to cross off my bucket list before I settle down.

I am a qualified engineer, so I'm not a complete numpty. That's probably the most grown up thing about me, except maybe my beard.

So if you fancy havering pish over a drink, ice cream or even on the way up a snowy hill, chuck us a line. Dinnae be shy, I'm very talkative.
What I’m doing with my life
Still figuring that one out. I'm having a bloody good time of it, though!
I’m really good at
Talking shite and making people laugh. I'm also a no bad snowboarder. No great, but definitely no bad.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably the fact that I talk a lot. I can sit and talk to anyone, nae bother. I'm very inquisitive, like a puppy, but I won't pee on your carpet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music-wise I'm a metalhead. I like stupid comedies and over-the-top slasher film. Spicy food is what I go for. If it has me sweating and my eyes watering then we're on to a winner.
The six things I could never do without
Ipod, backpack, sturdy shoes (though my chucks have seen me well), phone, to let my parents know I'm still among the living (they still see me as their wee laddie), hot sauce and... I'll get back to you on my sixth.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The world, where I want to go, what I want to see, the vast emptiness outside of our atmosphere, the futility of life in general and how I plan to at least live my life so that on my death bed I can say "Ach well, it might have aw been a pointless endeavour that will be lost to the sands of time, but by fuck, I enjoyed myself".
On a typical Friday night I am
Out and about. I hate sitting about the house. I love socialising and meeting people. I can hold conversations about nothing in particular for hours on end. I am happy in almost anyone's company, as long as they're willing to talk back.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still have the very first cuddly toy I ever got. He's a wee blue dog called Samson, and I got him the day I was born. He's a wee bit scabby now, but I can't bring myself to get rid of him. He'll be wi me on my death bed.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If any of this rambling shite on my profile has made you laugh, smile, curious or even just confused, drop me a line. If you share any of my interests then gie's a shout and maybe we can pursue them, or if you think you could show me something new and exciting then get in touch. We're here for a good time, no a long time.