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29 Aberdeen, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 11:53am
5′ 10″ (1.77m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Science / Engineering
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm relatively new to Aberdeen so this is how people meet and converse these days, or so I'm told. Anyhoo;

I'm a man of simple pleasures. I love snowboarding, whisky, being outdoors, trying new and potentially dangerous things, listening to loud music (metal is a preference), talking about random, nonsensical shite to the point that I can't remember the starting point of the conversation, cracking inappropriate jokes at inappropriate times and long walks on the beach. That last one's a lie.

I really am just a big kid at heart. I'm nearly 29, but I'm not ready to grow up just yet. Still got a lot to cross off my bucket list before I settle down.

I am a qualified engineer, so I'm not a complete numpty. That's probably the most grown up thing about me, except maybe my beard.

So if you fancy havering pish over a drink, ice cream or even on the way up a snowy hill, chuck us a line. Dinnae be shy, I'm very talkative.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Still figuring that one out. I'm having a bloody good time of it, though!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking shite and making people laugh. I'm also a no bad snowboarder. No great, but definitely no bad.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably the fact that I talk a lot. I can sit and talk to anyone, nae bother. I'm very inquisitive, like a puppy, but I won't pee on your carpet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music-wise I'm a metalhead. I like stupid comedies and over-the-top slasher films. Spicy food is what I go for. If it has me sweating and my eyes watering then we're on to a winner.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Ipod, backpack, sturdy shoes (though my chucks have seen me well), phone, to let my parents know I'm still among the living (they still see me as their wee laddie), hot sauce and... I'll get back to you on my sixth.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The world, where I want to go, what I want to see, the vast emptiness outside of our atmosphere, the futility of life in general and how I plan to at least live my life so that on my death bed I can say "Ach well, it might have aw been a pointless endeavour that will be lost to the sands of time, but by fuck, I enjoyed myself".
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out and about. I hate sitting about the house. I love socialising and meeting people. I can hold conversations about nothing in particular for hours on end. I am happy in almost anyone's company, as long as they're willing to talk back.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I still have the very first cuddly toy I ever got. He's a wee blue dog called Samson, and I got him the day I was born. He's a wee bit scabby now, but I can't bring myself to get rid of him. He'll be wi me on my death bed.
You should message me if
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If any of this rambling shite on my profile has made you laugh, smile, curious or even just confused, drop me a line. If you share any of my interests then gie's a shout and maybe we can pursue them, or if you think you could show me something new and exciting then get in touch. We're here for a good time, no a long time.