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Gclown

26 Birmingham, UK Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello. I'm moving back to Birmingham after a few years of being away. I'm hopeful that everything is the same as I remember it but with the bits that annoyed me gone.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How I was really far away a second ago but am suddenly standing right next to them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: According to a nifty little feature I've apparently mostly been listening to: Father John Misty, Natalie Prass, Parquet Courts, Courtney Barnett, Malcolm Middleton, John Grant, Public Service Broadcasting, Keath Mead, Ex Hex, St Vincent, Pains of Being Pure at Heart, Aaron Freeman, Girlpool, Lydia Ainswroth, Cymbals Eat Guitars, Mac Demarco, Real Estate, Emmy the Great.

I kinda spend most of my time listening to middle aged men who were in moderately successful rock bands in the 80s and 90s and are now pursuing solo careers.

Authors: J G Ballard, Kurt Vonnegut, Jennifer Egan, Ned Beauman, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, William Burroughs, Charles Bukowski, Iain Banks

Movies: Coen Brothers, Wes Anderson, Paul Thomas Anderson, Stanley Kubrick

Television: The Wire, The Sopranos, The Simpsons, Deadwood, League Of Gentleman, The Trip, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Fist of Fun, Spaced, 15 Storeys High, Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle, Peep Show, The Day Today, Flight of the Conchords, the Office.

Comedians: Daniel Kitson, Stewart Lee, Josie Long, Richard Herring, Peacock and Gamble, The Trap, Michael Legge, Sean Lock, Tony Law, Bridget Christie, Simon Munnery, Phill Jupitus, Tim Key.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Which Mitford Sister I'd get on with the best. The circumstances under which I'd find out, probably a reality TV show.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking red wine, making some sort of excellent point to someone.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Whenever I'm making a packed lunch for the next day I sing "tomorrow, tomorrow, I'll eat you, tomorrow" at it and when my house mate asks me what I'm doing I tell him I'm just trying to have a nice life and he tells me that's stupid way to have a nice life so shut up.