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Gclown

26 Chertsey, UK Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:15am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Since it seems to be the done thing I'll let my friend Jen sum me up!

"Gareth is cool, intelligent and deeply, deeply sexy. The only reason I haven't married him and given him all my stuff is I have a pretty serious Fight Club injury and can't really leave the house. Gareth is ace though you should all date him and give him all your stuff. I am a real person by the way and anyone who says I'm not is lying."

Cheers Janet.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I Just started a job in Digital Marketing like a douche bag would do. But I'm probably not going to be very good at it and go back to working in a bookshop so that'll be nice both for me and the world of business.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making roast vegetable tarts. Can also do the guitar.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How I was really far away a second ago but am suddenly standing right next to them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: Pixies, Guided By Voices, David Bowie, Bonnie Prince Billy, Elliott Smith, Lloyd Cole, Warpaint, King Geedorah, Robyn Hitchcock, Cate Le Bon, Future Islands, Belle and Sebastian, Carter USM, Ween, Emmy The Great, Pavement. I've realised I spend most of my time listening to middle aged men who were in moderately successful rock bands in the 80s and 90s and are now pursuing solo careers but I'm looking to address this.

Authors: J G Ballard, Kurt Vonnegut, Jennifer Egan, Ned Beauman, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, William Burroughs, Charles Bukowski, Iain Banks

Movies: Coen Brothers, Wes Anderson, Paul Thomas Anderson, Stanley Kubrick

Television: The Wire, The Sopranos, The Simpsons, Deadwood, League Of Gentleman, The Trip, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Fist of Fun, Spaced, 15 Storeys High, Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle, Peep Show, The Day Today, Flight of the Conchords, the Office.

Comedians: Daniel Kitson, Stewart Lee, Josie Long, Richard Herring, Peacock and Gamble, The Trap, Michael Legge, Sean Lock, Tony Law, Bridget Christie, Simon Munnery, Phill Jupitus, Tim Key.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Which Mitford Sister I'd get on with the best. The circumstances under which I'd find out, probably a reality TV show.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking red wine, making some sort of excellent point to someone.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Whenever I'm making a packed lunch for the next day I sing "tomorrow, tomorrow, I'll eat you, tomorrow" at it and when my house mate asks me what I'm doing I tell him I'm just trying to have a nice life and he tells me that's stupid way to have a nice life so shut up.

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