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26 Chertsey, UK Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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What I’m doing with my life
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Doing a job that provides money to buy goods and services.
I’m really good at
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Making roast vegetable tarts. Can also do the guitar.
The first things people usually notice about me
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How I was really far away a second ago but am suddenly standing right next to them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: Pixies, Guided By Voices, David Bowie, Bonnie Prince Billy, Elliott Smith, Lloyd Cole, Warpaint, King Geedorah, Robyn Hitchcock, Cate Le Bon, Future Islands, Belle and Sebastian, Carter USM, Ween, Emmy The Great, Pavement. I've realised I spend most of my time listening to middle aged men who were in moderately successful rock bands in the 80s and 90s and are now pursuing solo careers but I'm looking to address this.

Authors: J G Ballard, Kurt Vonnegut, Jennifer Egan, Ned Beauman, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, William Burroughs, Charles Bukowski, Iain Banks

Movies: Coen Brothers, Wes Anderson, Paul Thomas Anderson, Stanley Kubrick

Television: The Wire, The Sopranos, The Simpsons, Deadwood, League Of Gentleman, The Trip, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Fist of Fun, Spaced, 15 Storeys High, Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle, Peep Show, The Day Today, Flight of the Conchords, the Office.

Comedians: Daniel Kitson, Stewart Lee, Josie Long, Richard Herring, Peacock and Gamble, The Trap, Michael Legge, Sean Lock, Tony Law, Bridget Christie, Simon Munnery, Phill Jupitus, Tim Key.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Which Mitford Sister I'd get on with the best. The circumstances under which I'd find out, probably a reality TV show.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking red wine, making some sort of excellent point to someone.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Whenever I'm making a packed lunch for the next day I sing "tomorrow, tomorrow, I'll eat you, tomorrow" at it and when my house mate asks me what I'm doing I tell him I'm just trying to have a nice life and he tells me that's stupid way to have a nice life so shut up.

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