Who am I? I'm a guy who is currently happy with the path he is on. I have a really good job that I plan on keeping until I retire. I'm originally from Ontario Canada. All I need to do now is find someone special. You should know now that I'm a geek, and you should know that there are plenty of good reasons to date a geek. I'm intelligent, down-to-earth, and a all-round nice guy, For exercise I enjoy biking. I have a good sense of humour. I can cook reasonably well, and I can also bake (cookies and brownies are my specialty). I open to trying new things, and I'd like to learn something from you.

What am I looking for? Although it sounds kind of odd, I think my ideal woman would be an accountant. Why an accountant you ask? Well she's obviously smart and she can do your taxes! I'd like a woman who has an education, or is on the last year of completing it. Also, my ideal woman would be down to earth. I'm not a clubber or bar-hopper so a girl who enjoys those activities should consider that fact. As for physical appearance, I have some fairly non-standard opinions of beauty. I think glasses on a woman are sexy.

My checklist:
[X] Get an awesome job
[X] Get an awesome car
[ ] Get an awesome place to live
[ ] Get an awesome wife
[ ] Retire before my next birthday
[ ] Do nothing but travel around the world in the most eccentric fashion* while having money-fights* with my awesome wife

* For example: in a zeppelin, submarine, giant robotic spider, flying mansion
* Not fights about money, but fights similar to snowball fights but with money instead of snow.

Since the last two are near-impossible, I'll settle for just a plain ol' generic but happy live.

The clean stuff: Programming, technical stuff, video games, cracking jokes, cuddling, making cookies.

The dirty stuff: You'll have to find that out later. But I'll give you a hint. It's something I do for you, and I like to do it.

I'm not wearing any pants.

...and I laught a lot.

Movies:
American Beauty, Army of Darkness, Back to the Future, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Ghostbusters, Lucky Number Slevin, Mall Rats, Office Space & more

Music:
Currently I'm on a Muse kick, I don't really know what I like in terms of music. I guess thats why I have so much trouble with pandora

Food:
Meat - Bacon, chicken or raw fish
Fruit - Cherries
Vegetable - Asparagus, potato (especially the sweet variety)
Cheese - Depends on application

Water Food Sleep Internet Gadgets Automobile

Unicorns and candy canes... wait NO!

What do I think about? Solutions to random problems I happen to be thinking about at the time. My solutions are often brilliant or disturbing. Or, perhaps, diturbingly brilliant!

If I had a significant other, I'd probably be with her. However as a single lad who doesn't drink I'm typically home on Friday. There's nothing much to do at a bar/club but drink and attempt to pickup women. But the general female population at bars/clubs are either taken or not really my type.

Hmmm... I don't think I have anything that I keep private.

You don't want a box of oh-so-cute kittens and puppies to be squished by an evil robot. You aren't going to let the evil robot hurt the kittens and puppies, are you?

*Disclaimer - No kitten or puppies were harmed during the viewing of this profile...

However, several evil robots were irreparably damaged.