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31 F Sacramento, CA

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Last Online
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5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Politics / Government
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English, Sign Language (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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People describe me as outgoing, funny, and sincere. I enjoy going out with friends just as much as staying in and watching some obscure documentary. I'm more of a jeans and t-shirt person, but I can dress up like a classy lady when the occasion arises. #ENTJ.

I love making people laugh, road trips, sushi, discovering new music, Reddit, NPR, disc golf, bike rides, shopping for board games at the Goodwill, the outdoors, cooking, ranting, dancing, bowling, wasting time, and relaxing on the couch watching TV or a movie.
What I’m doing with my life
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I have a degree in accounting (but I'm not your average accountant).

I recently picked the guitar back up, tried stand up comedy a few times, and started learning Spanish.
I’m really good at
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Video games, cooking, listening, talking, making a fool of myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My huge, voluptuous... personality ;)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Geek Love, The Dark Tower series, Fingersmith, Mystic River, Indecent, The Glass Castle, Jitterbug Perfume, The Hunger Games, The Millennium series. Recently finished The Rosie Project and A Visit from the Goon Squad. Just started Game of Thrones.

Movies: V For Vendetta, Ace Ventura, Pulp Fiction, The Sound of Music, A League of Their Own, District 9, Notes on a Scandal, Just Go With It, Hobo With a Shotgun, The Descent, Catfish, Romy and Michele's High School Reunion, Home for the Holidays.

Shows: Wonderfalls, Portlandia, Coupling, Sons of Anarchy, The Walking Dead, American Horror Story, Homeland, Downton Abbey, Game of Thrones, Glee, The Big C, Bates Motel.

Music: The Knife, Fleetwood Mac, Lil Wayne, Madonna, Empire of the Sun, Sublime, No Doubt, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Love Inks,Nicki Minaj, The Smiths, Beastie Boys, Active Child, Return to Mono, Charli XCX, Bonobo.

Food: Bacon cheeseburgers, sushi, apples, strawberries, artichokes, raw oysters, nachos, pickles, Snickers ice cream bars. Damn, now I'm hungry.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good company, adventure, hot tea, comedy, mental stimulation, garlic.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Gummy bears or sour straws? Work, the song stuck in my head that I don't quite know the lyrics to, how terrible people can be, how awesome people can be, did I leave the coffee pot/iron/oven on when I left the house? How could Paranormal Activity 3 disappoint so much when 1 and 2 were so good?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Whatever I'm in the mood for. Dancing at Badlands, dinner with friends, or just relaxing at home after a long week with a good book.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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-You own bamboo earrings, at least two pair. Ever better if you actually get the reference.
-You're susceptible to the giggle loop.
-You have a cartoon crush.
-You think Nickelback is the worst band ever.
-You think Nickelback is the best band ever.