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39 M Downers Grove, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 29–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on Ph.D program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids
Has dogs

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My self-summary
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Self deprecating funny guy with tattoos seeks girl to laugh with at inappropriate times.

It occurred to me that the majority of my life issues are caused by whiskey or hubris. So I figured I might as well own it.

I teach, design websites, run, and make references to movies from 1985.

I 100% believe that if you're not digging the thing you're doing, change things or suck it up.

I'm looking for someone to go to new bars & restaurants with. I want to hit every street fest in the summer and every museum in the winter. To me, it's all about finding someone that wants to do these things. That's what makes dating fun.

I'm raising my two boys to be the most glorious geeks the world has ever known. Unfortunately, this guarantees some rough character-building years for them, but they'll own it.

I've got a dog (a vizsla) named Scully who's just starting to calm down after 14 years. We dig the dog beach on Montrose, but Scully isn't the brightest dog. If she passes by the ball, she'll just keep swimming on to the horizon until I swim out and turn her around. Strangely enough, my fish do the same thing. It's really hard to turn fish around.

Girls, don't be afraid to message us guys. We'll be thrilled. Trust me.
What I’m doing with my life
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I teach multimedia courses and run the web department for a non-profit organization. Because I am an idiot and cannot sit still, I'm pursuing a doctorate in business.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making stubbornly unhappy people laugh.

Sounding like I know what I'm talking about when I'm actually clueless.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have good hair and probably talked about the Cosby Show.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: "Despite my appearance at this function, I remain now and will always be a Duckman."

I love movies. I'll be watching all the original Frankenstein movies this month.

TV: Jeopardy, Twin Peaks (again... it's coming back!), Boardwalk Empire, Meet the Press, Downton Abbey, The League.

Music: Punk, Soul, Tom Waits, Prince. Going to Red Scare Fest next weekend!

Books: Right now I'm reading The Ocean At The End Of The Lane by Neil Gaiman. I'm also really digging the Magicians trilogy by Lev Grossman. Other than that... Tom Robbins, Hunter S Thompson, Clive Barker, Lovecraft, Warren Ellis, Stephen King, George Martin, comic books.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Movies, cheese, Reddit, manual transmissions, books, running shoes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
This profile, which is incredibly frustrating. "Will they think the dog beach joke is funny? Do I come off as lame? Why don't I have more pictures of myself in a big group? Why can't I feel the left side of my body? It smells like something's burning. Why do I taste copper? Why is asdfvasdljhgas...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
watching a scary movie I will later regret, asleep on the couch while kids draw swear words on my face or playing games with friends in my kitchen.
You should message me if
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you're watching Mary Poppins or Bride of Frankenstein. I will totally come over for that.