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40 Downers Grove, IL Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 29-45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

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6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Post grad
Has kid(s)
My self-summary
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Self deprecating, tattooed guy seeks girl to laugh with at inappropriate times.

It occurred to me that the majority of my life issues are caused by whiskey or hubris. So I figured I might as well own it.

This profile-writing thing makes me want to crawl in to a hole. Please pretend I'm saying something incredible here.

I teach, design websites, and make references to movies from 1985.

I love Chicago with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns.

I'm a distance runner, which really just means that I slather myself in Vaseline and bounce around in little shorts a few times a week. Huh... Maybe I'm not a runner at all. Maybe I've become a stripper and just didn't realize. That'd explain the blackouts every time I hear Buckcherry.

One of my secret life goals is to live in the Haunted Mansion at Disneyworld.

Girls, don't be afraid to message us guys. We'll be thrilled. Trust me.
What I’m doing with my life
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I teach multimedia courses and run the web department for a non-profit organization. Because I am an idiot and cannot sit still, I'm pursuing a doctorate in business.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Calling out Jeopardy answers in the form of a question.

Flirting with old ladies.

Saying the wrong thing.

Making red beans and rice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: "Despite my appearance at this function, I remain now and will always be a Duckman."

Bride of Frankenstein, the original King Kong, Being There. Recently I discovered The History of Future Folk (which you really need to see). I have a bad habit of watching really scary movies and regretting it for a month.

TV: Right now I'm hooked on Penny Dreadful, Homeland, and the Flash. My perennials are Jeopardy and Meet the Press.

Music: All Songs Considered on NPR, Punk, Soul, Tom Waits, Prince.

Books: Lately it's been the Magicians trilogy by Lev Grossman. Other than that... Tom Robbins, Hunter S Thompson, Lovecraft, Warren Ellis, Stephen King, George Martin, comic books.

Food: I have an unholy relationship with cheese. Ours is a forbidden love.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Movies, cheese, Reddit, manual transmissions, books, running shoes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
This profile, which is incredibly frustrating. "Will they think the running joke is funny? Do I come off as lame? Why don't I have more pictures of myself in a big group? Why can't I feel the left side of my body? It smells like something's burning. Why do I taste copper? Why is asdfvasdljhgas...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
watching a scary movie I will later regret, asleep on the couch while kids draw swear words on my face, or playing games with friends in my kitchen.
You should message me if
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you're watching Mary Poppins or Bride of Frankenstein. I will totally come over for that.