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49 Eltham, Australia Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Oct 17, 2014
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5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Might want kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), Japanese (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am working on filling this all out... Please bear with me... Empty profiles annoy me just as much as they probably annoy you!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just drove back to Melbourne from Sydney... that was a L O N G drive!

I have missed my two kids (woof!) Merlin & Ruby
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Massage, cooking, making people smile
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am tall, thin and fit, all those years as a ballet dancer and Blue-Bell in Vegas have served me well. Also a lot younger for my age in looks and sense of humor, but as smart as hell too. If I am not solving world hunger, I will probably be on a swing in a playground.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Food: Anything vegetarian and my partners deserts - they rock!

Books currently reading: Eat Pray Love, Indelible Ink & Chemical Palace (by Fiona McGregor)

TV: Seinfeld, Desperate Housewives, Top Gear, Grand designs, BSG (more so the new series, the old one is a bit naf), Father Ted, The Wire (just about to start watching that on DVD), Dr Who, Torchwood, Family Guy, Firefly, Shaun the Sheep and Futurama.

Music: a bit of Philip Glass lately... The soundtrack from "The Hours" or a bit of Regina Spektor while I am in the shower, 'Ambient nights' while going to sleep, and Hilltop Hoods or Muse while driving... (also JJJ and RRR)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
...and in no particular order...
Orgasms or I might get a bit touchy. Read into that one what you will! hehe)
My doggies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sleeping in my own bed while on holiday - nothing is like the comfort of that first night's sleep when you get home.

Other people's feelings towards situations that I am a part of. I think my empathy might go a bit overboard sometimes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Recovering from the week at work with a glass of wine.
Having a 'typical' Friday night would be a bit boring... surprises are fun. Surprise me!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
...Now this would change relative to the amount of alcohol consumed would it not? (Not that I drink a lot - just a glass of wine with dinner)...
However I have admitted that I am bi-curious - that's a big thing to admit for me!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are cute, loving, smart and have a great sense of humor.

Oh, and especially if you would like to help me pop my 'threesome cheery' with my partner!

If you're a guy who has a photo of a bare chest, have a username ending in a number, or others think you are a tool (well you will probably be in denial about that one) please contact someone else...