I'm happiest with someone who makes me laugh and who I can bring to giggling tears.
I was trained as a cocktail mixologist for a year and a half, so I can make a tasty drink, but I'm only a bit of a snob about it.
I am so flippin' cuddly.
I've got an artistic streak: painting, pottery, writing, and various unfinished DIY projects.
I'm normally pretty gregarious, but get a bit shy with this internet dating nonsense. If I've visited your profile 5 or 6 times, it's a good sign. Or you have a picture of an adorable puppy/kitten I can't resist.
I love comic books and animals and movies and pasta and adventures and mountains. Please take me on all the nature walks, I spend too much time indoors.
I like a good beard, a sense of humor, sweet dance moves, warm hands, a bright smile, a fantastic brain, and a good man attached to all of the above.
Those all started with "I." How mundane.
Also, what I say on here isn't going to make that much of a difference. So youtube videos it is!
The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody
ps. If you want to know more about me, check out the questions section. It'd probably do to look anyway, since I've noticed the the site will frequently flag questions answered as incompatible, even though we put down the same answer.
Also, if you're not down with cuddles, smooches, hugs, head massages, regular massages, hand-holding, brushes of the arm, my hands in your hair all the time, or ridiculous noises when I'm content, you can go fuck off. And luscious hair is a requirement.
Please don't clog my inbox with messages that just say "Hi" or "How are you." If you aren't willing to put in a little effort, neither am I.
AND OH MY GOD IF YOU DON'T LIVE IN ASHEVILLE, DON'T BOTHER. I DON'T CARE. NOT EVEN A BIT.