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24 Victoria, British Columbia, CA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

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Today – 9:25am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
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Working on university
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Relationship Type
Likes dogs
English, Lithuanian (Okay), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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My deepest fear is Cthulhu, I don't "get" podcasts, and I'd trade my cow for magic beans every damn time.

I rarely remember my dreams, but when I do it usually ends with someone taking their sweet fucking time calling me an ambulance or people knowing the punchlines to the jokes that dream me makes up. Needless to say, it's much more relaxing not to remember my dreams.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I got here a year ago to do exciting nerd stuff in school.
I also aspire to be like Hemingway. This includes, and is probably limited to, drinking daiquiris.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Looking both ways before crossing a one way street
Never spelling words rong.
Inconveniencing myself by making puzzles out of nothing

I don't know if being good at puns is a thing, but I can share the first pun I remember making. I was 9 years old and my mom took me to get this hyper advanced tea that was supposed to make me feel better. It tasted horrible. It was crueltea
The first things people usually notice about me
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I can dance, in my own definitely-can't-dance kind of way.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love caper films, and The Sting might be my favorite of them. I also quite like Who Framed Roger Rabbit and The Adventures of Baron Munchausen.

Music is just about my favorite thing. It wasn't until I discovered Jake Shimabukuro that I realized the ukulele was a real instrument, and now I pretty much feel lost without mine.

I hate it when food is spicy just for the sake of ruining your day.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Kids telling hilarious lies
Whatever genre this is
The ocean
Knowing what to say to people who hold the door open when I'm way too far away
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What it would be like to explain nuclear power to whoever invented steam power:
"Oh, you guys split the atom? What do you do with that?"
"Boil water, mostly"

Why people make fun of James Bond for drinking watered down Martinis. I choose to believe that he's drinking responsibly because he's on the job.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Finding words which describe themselves, because that shit is satisfying.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Some boys grow up, I just got bigger.
I learned this about myself while working at a daycare.

Also, I have a hard time making fun of Jaden Smith because his whole "how do we know ____ is real if our eyes aren't real" is just a really stoner version of Kant's philosophy.
You should message me if
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You want to see if we should find out whether or not we hate each other in person. Also, I'm always up for talking about dumb stuff.

or you can press the like button and it'll trick me into trying to come up with something to talk about!

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