Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just your slightly more than average wiseass, i have something to
say about everything when asked and the knowledge/education to
I am not the overtalkative type, the concept of smalltalk is a
nightmare to me. If there is nothing of meaning to be said, if
there is nothing to gain or be established from a spoken sentence,
it is best reserved to one's self and substituted with silence and
The ideas on everything in life i have are my own, formulated
through painstaking research founded on a fair amount of
intelligence, as a result i am somewhat stubborn.
Not known to be exactly sensitive, i call a spade a spade with
little consideration for consequence.
What I’m doing with my life
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Many things, most of which revolve around the acquisition of
currency. Going well so far, also contemplating getting a new
Im also somewhat starting to like the idea of writing a book,
enough people have told me to do so, none of them went as far as to
propose a title, or general theme, or content.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Just about anything i try my hand at, with all humility that
Generally putting people in their place, i cant help bursting false
I can also make a mean "Everything in the fridge and pantry" pasta.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Height, most definitely hands down height.
After that comes the beard and general brooding placidity.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I suppose a song of fire and ice, Wheel of Time, Silmarillion (Its
like a detailed history book of a fantasy universe, utterly
pointless and confusing). Ishmael, Rich Dad Poor dad, among a few
others, not much time to read these days, plenty of backlog.
Movies a Clockwork Orange, Snatch, One Flew over the Cuckoo's nest,
Shawshank redemption, Debby does Dall.... wait no not that
Music: gangnam style, obviously
Really not picky about food, something quite apparent :>
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My life support in this insane world, also known as my
Cigarettes, not in quantity but i love them, so much, i would go
gay for Philipp Morris, but necrophilia isnt cool these days.
Porn, why bother lying.
Baked goods, i love pastry.
Five will do.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why would anyone create the movie Teeth. It gave me nightmares.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chilling, alone or with friends, or heading up to the mountains for
some peace and quiet
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have an enormous ego that suppress most of the time, and my
milkshake brings all the boys to the yard more often than i care
for, now while its damn right its better than yours, its reserved
for fabrications of the XX chromosome.
You should message me if
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You have anything interesting to say really, or want a
Alternatively, if you genuinely believe i am a sloth in Jim
Raynor's space suit, or if you have any idea who Jim Raynor is.
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