I am a wordy, highly sarcastic game developer whose friends would describe him as witty if they weren't far more interested in being jerks. Actually they would probably tell you about how long I take to make basic decisions like what to order for dinner and how I was once kicked out of a takeaway store for that exact reason.
But don't take my word for it. Check my Personality tab! OkCupid says:
I am a frigid, outgoing, hipster druggie with reading difficulties, trust issues and no soul who is both utterly corrupt and boring in bed at the same time.
Oh. Thanks, OkCupid.
I'm honest, open-minded, sensitive, communicative and thoughtful. I can be wickedly fun and stupid or is-he-still-breathing subdued as the occasion calls for it.
Things that I dig include: video games, green ginger wine, rare steak, dark fantasy novels, camping, fireplaces, storms, coffee, the beach, alternately being crazy about health/fitness & being a slothful glutton (I seem to go in 3 month cycles?), animals, philosophy, guiltily paying for things in handfuls of silver coins that gather endlessly on my desk, and so much more.
Let's not beat around the bush; I'm pretty weird. I'm an acquired taste. But I can taste *good.*