Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
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I'm a wordy, highly sarcastic day-dreamer and a non-practising
sleep enthusiast with a crush on amaretto.
I'm honest, open-minded, sensitive and communicative. Occasionally
shy, occasionally the life of the party. Often cynical. Always
I immensely enjoy simple sensations like changes of season, the
warmth of liquor, stormy nights, swimming naked (when I get the
chance; I'm sneaky, not a confident nudist)
Also: video games, a proper piece of steak, a good book, camping,
fireplaces, coffee, the beach, animals, philosophy, guiltily paying
for things in handfuls of silver coins that gather endlessly on my
desk, and so much more.
Do I sound tacky and overly sentimental? Well, I also think those
$1.95 KFC choc-caramel mousses are a pretty cool guy. Just sayin'.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a work-from-home software engineer and aspiring game developer
(programmer, writer, artist, musician [...]). I'm really pretty
passionate about video games and what they can do for humanity,
especially as a story-telling medium. But also for venting
suppressed murderous rage on harmless animals with creative
I travelled for 3 months in 2014. At the moment I'm finding
stability again but looking forward to a lifestyle that lets me see
more of the world, taking my work with me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sliding on wooden floors in my socks. And when people see me type
in real life, they ooh and aah. I could type your pants off.
Also QuakeLive, making strangers confused and uncomfortable, ending
up in D&Ms in any situation, turning off alarms in my sleep,
terrible MS Paint art and other amazingly useful skills
The first things people usually notice about me
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Today in Coles the checkout lady said "hi how are y--OH MY GOD,
So that's something.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love off-beat movies, foreign films and especially dark fantasy.
I'm also a sucker for martial arts movies. Some of my favourites
are: American Psycho, Being John Malkovich, The Big Lebowski,
Sweeney Todd, Pan's Labyrinth, The City of Lost Children, The Crow,
There Will Be Blood, Equilibrium, Fearless, Doom (c'mon, it's
Tool, Nick Cave, Puscifer, Radiohead, Porcupine Tree, Cat Stevens,
Nine Inch Nails, Ben Harper & The Innocent Criminals, Sneaker
Pimps, Steven Wilson, ...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
> Saturated fat.
> Functioning arteries. Oh, shit...
> A good pair of headphones & clean pair of panties for ^
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
astral projecting throughout the galaxy and changing the colours of
other beings' divine auras with my trusty magic marker. They'll
never know. Unless you tell them... *cracks knuckles*
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