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GenericMaleB

26 Sydney, Australia Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:58am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Job
Technology
Income
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a wordy, highly sarcastic day-dreamer and a non-practising sleep enthusiast with a crush on amaretto.

My OkCupid personality tab says that I'm a frigid, outgoing, hipster druggie with reading difficulties, trust issues and no soul who is both utterly corrupt and boring in bed at the same time. But OkCupid has always been a bastard like that, and I don't think you should listen to him.

I'm honest, open-minded, sensitive and communicative. I can be wickedly fun and stupid or "is-he-still-breathing" subdued as the occasion calls for it, and the occasions where I get to be quiet as a corpse are usually my favourites.

Things that I dig include: the sensation of naked swimming, video games, green ginger wine, a proper piece of steak, reading, camping, fireplaces, storms, coffee, the beach, animals, philosophy, guiltily paying for things in handfuls of silver coins that gather endlessly on my desk, and so much more.

I also think cheesecake is a pretty cool guy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sliding on wooden floors in my socks. And when people see me type in real life, they ooh and aah. I could type your pants off.

Also QuakeLive, making strangers confused and uncomfortable, ending up in D&Ms in any situation, turning off alarms in my sleep, terrible MS Paint art and other amazingly useful skills
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my tan? People comment on that a lot. I often look paler in photos for some reason. [UPDATE: Nope. Came back from Asia and sat on my arse inside for like umpteen months straight. Goodbye tan and imagined abs.]

Beyond that, maybe that I was tragically born with no accent. I get many confused questions about where I'm from. [ALSO UPDATE: Wow, that's a really fucking boring thing for people to notice about me.]
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love off-beat movies, foreign films and especially dark fantasy. I'm also a sucker for martial arts movies. Some of my favourites are: American Psycho, Being John Malkovich, The Big Lebowski, Sweeney Todd, Pan's Labyrinth, The City of Lost Children, The Crow, There Will Be Blood, Equilibrium, Fearless, Doom (c'mon, it's awesome)...

MUSIC:
Tool, Nick Cave, Puscifer, Radiohead, Porcupine Tree, Cat Stevens, Nine Inch Nails, Ben Harper & The Innocent Criminals, Sneaker Pimps, Steven Wilson, ...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
> Salt.
> Saturated fat.
> Functioning arteries. Oh, shit...
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH6mKLqe4Yc
> A good pair of headphones & clean pair of panties for ^
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
astral projecting throughout the galaxy and changing the colours of other beings' divine auras with my trusty magic marker. They'll never know. Unless you tell them... *cracks knuckles*