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GenericMaleB

25 Sydney, Australia Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:12am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
NOTE: As of 7th Aug, will be away to the snow, then to South Korea, then solo traveling South East Asia. Will be back Nov 13, all worldly and tanned and more disillusioned with life than ever before. May as well pull your pants back up or you'll trip over.

- Cameron.

***

I am a wordy, highly sarcastic game developer whose friends would describe him as witty if they weren't far more interested in being jerks. Actually they would probably tell you about how long I take to make basic decisions like what to order for dinner and how I was once kicked out of a takeaway store for that exact reason.

But don't take my word for it. Check my Personality tab! OkCupid says:
I am a frigid, outgoing, hipster druggie with reading difficulties, trust issues and no soul who is both utterly corrupt and boring in bed at the same time.

Oh. Thanks, OkCupid.

I'm honest, open-minded, sensitive, communicative and thoughtful. I can be wickedly fun and stupid or is-he-still-breathing subdued as the occasion calls for it.

Things that I dig include: video games, green ginger wine, rare steak, dark fantasy novels, camping, fireplaces, storms, coffee, the beach, alternately being crazy about health/fitness & being a slothful glutton (I seem to go in 3 month cycles?), animals, philosophy, guiltily paying for things in handfuls of silver coins that gather endlessly on my desk, and so much more.

Let's not beat around the bush; I'm pretty weird. I'm an acquired taste. But I can taste *good.*
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm interested in perfecting work/life balance because I think our 9-5x5 standard is really fucked up. Game development is my answer to that, for me personally. So I'm honing my understanding of Facebook game integration & hoping to release Apathy Goat soon. It's a pretty small-scale project that will pave the way for greater things.

Other than this, well... I keep the company of ma dawg & cat & favourite authors and hide beneath my hood waiting for the warmth of Spring to make me feel fat and ashamed.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sliding on wooden floors in my socks. And when people see me type in real life, they ooh and aah. I could type your pants off.

Also QuakeLive, making strangers confused and uncomfortable, ending up in D&Ms in any situation, turning off alarms in my sleep, terrible MS Paint art and other amazingly useful skills
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My skin is slightly olive naturally, but I also tan quickly and tend to be fairly dark in summer--it surprises people I meet online because for some reason I look paler in photos.

My eyes are predominantly olive green with brown and gold flecks. People don't tend to notice unless the light catches them.

The next most common thing people comment on would be my voice/manner of speaking. I've been accused (literally, accused) of having an accent (Irish? Canadian? English? make up your minds).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love off-beat movies, foreign films and especially dark fantasy. I'm also a sucker for martial arts movies. Some of my favourites are: American Psycho, Being John Malkovich, The Big Lebowski, Sweeney Todd, Pan's Labyrinth, The City of Lost Children, The Crow, There Will Be Blood, Equilibrium, Fearless, Doom (c'mon, it's awesome)...

MUSIC:
Tool, Puscifer, Radiohead, A Perfect Circle, Porcupine Tree, Cat Stevens, Nine Inch Nails, Ben Harper & The Innocent Criminals, Sneaker Pimps, Steven Wilson, ...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
> Salt.
> Saturated fat.
> Functioning arteries. Oh, shit...
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH6mKLqe4Yc
> A good pair of headphones & clean pair of panties for ^
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
astral projecting throughout the galaxy and changing the colours of other beings' divine auras with my trusty magic marker. They'll never know. Unless you tell them... *cracks knuckles*
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I watch Naruto. I know, I know. Shut up! I don't need this from you! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
> You're patient enough to exchange more than 2 messages and you appreciate a challenge
> You have some god damn substance
> You don't use misleading photos
> You want to cook me a special dinner. I don't think a girl has *ever* cooked for me and I would be totally swept away by the gesture (and return it in kind)