Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
[Note: If you "Like" me first, I won't send the first message. If I
"Like" you back, it means I'm interested in chatting, but I'm
putting the ball back in your court! I'm both jaded with online
dating and pretty busy these days. ;) ]
I'm a wordy, highly sarcastic day-dreamer and a non-practising
sleep enthusiast with a crush on amaretto.
My OkCupid personality tab says that I'm a frigid, outgoing,
hipster druggie with reading difficulties, trust issues and no soul
who is both utterly corrupt and boring in bed at the same time. But
OkCupid has always been a bastard like that, and I don't think you
should listen to him.
I'm honest, open-minded, sensitive and communicative. I can be
wickedly fun and stupid or "is-he-still-breathing" subdued as the
occasion calls for it, and the occasions where I get to be quiet as
a corpse are usually my favourites.
Things that I dig include: the sensation of naked swimming, video
games, green ginger wine, a proper piece of steak, reading,
camping, fireplaces, storms, coffee, the beach, animals,
philosophy, guiltily paying for things in handfuls of silver coins
that gather endlessly on my desk, and so much more.
I also think cheesecake is a pretty cool guy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sliding on wooden floors in my socks. And when people see me type
in real life, they ooh and aah. I could type your pants off.
Also QuakeLive, making strangers confused and uncomfortable, ending
up in D&Ms in any situation, turning off alarms in my sleep,
terrible MS Paint art and other amazingly useful skills
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my tan? People comment on that a lot. I often look paler
in photos for some reason. [UPDATE: Nope. Came back from Asia and
sat on my arse inside for like umpteen months straight. Goodbye tan
and imagined abs.]
Beyond that, maybe that I was tragically born with no accent. I get
many confused questions about where I'm from. [ALSO UPDATE: Wow,
that's a really fucking boring thing for people to notice about
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love off-beat movies, foreign films and especially dark fantasy.
I'm also a sucker for martial arts movies. Some of my favourites
are: American Psycho, Being John Malkovich, The Big Lebowski,
Sweeney Todd, Pan's Labyrinth, The City of Lost Children, The Crow,
There Will Be Blood, Equilibrium, Fearless, Doom (c'mon, it's
Tool, Nick Cave, Puscifer, Radiohead, Porcupine Tree, Cat Stevens,
Nine Inch Nails, Ben Harper & The Innocent Criminals, Sneaker
Pimps, Steven Wilson, ...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
> Saturated fat.
> Functioning arteries. Oh, shit...
> A good pair of headphones & clean pair of panties for ^
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
astral projecting throughout the galaxy and changing the colours of
other beings' divine auras with my trusty magic marker. They'll
never know. Unless you tell them... *cracks knuckles*
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