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23 Austin, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 22
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Likes cats
English, Japanese (Okay), C++

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My self-summary
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I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems. And break things. Well okay, mostly break things. Lately I'm a software engineer. I like it quite a lot.

Vector calculus turns me on. I like to sleep in tiny cramped spaces. I have a stack of Star Wars books I'm slowly reading during lunchtime instead of eating. I'm looking for someone to cuddle with under a blanket while sitting on a giant bean bag chair and watching kung-fu movies with crappy dubbing and predictable plots.

I have a box of tea on top of my fridge but I'll probably never drink any of it since putting the water in a bowl and microwaving it is too much work. Also I drink tea out of bowls.

I spend an inordinate amount of time staring at walls and placing my head against objects. I pick leaves out of the carpet constantly because they keep blowing into my house despite the door being closed. I'm convinced it's Voodoo.

I like to keep my living room obsessively empty so I can dance around in circles and make carpet angels. I don't wear shoes in the house so my carpet is really clean. This has been rendered moot since I moved to a place without a carpet. I now live in abject sadness.

I like to watch "Will it Blend?" and have an urge to buy some gigantic Lego set so I can get pissed off while building it. Those two things aren't related.

I like right angles and keep everything in my house in impeccable order so everything is easy to clean.

I fangirl the fuck out about things I like and always want to meet people who also do such things.

And I believe in the usage of conjunctions at the beginning of sentences for comedic effect. That's called artistic liberty; deal with it.

If you wanna hang out on Steam and shoot zombies or dinosaurs that'd be awesome.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working and plotting. Investing and studying. Building my fortune and planning on how to decorate my apartment. Though mostly I just fuck around on the internet. Keeping it real.

I'm going to leave the country and go on a fantastical adventure. Something that I could write a book about. Something other people would care about. In due time.

I read books. Thrilling. Also learning web design. Also thrilling. And practicing Japanese by translating things. That's actually pretty fun. If you read manga we should awkwardly introduce ourselves.

I stick random edibles in my blender and regret what comes out. The most used appliance in my house is my rice cooker, therefore I'm practicing making rice-y food.

Not studying German. I should take that off my list since I have less skill than a four year old. Every time I try to speak German now it comes out in Japanese. I only have the mental capacity for one foreign language at a time I guess.

I want to grow up to be an astronaut. Or a robot. Oh yeah, now that's a plan.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
SCIENCE! But only the maniacal kind. And math. And shocking myself. "What's that, Teach? 20 thousand volts? ...I wonder what that feels like..." Call it "hands-on learning." That's what being an EE is all about. That and, you know, bags under the eyes.

I'm great at cooking redneck food. And by that I mean I'm both not creative and bad at cooking food.

I used to play a lot of chess but I really haven't kept up with that during my college years. It's sort of a shame. I'd love to get back in practice.

I'll whoop your ass at Tetris Attack (not to be confused with Tetris) or Smash Bros Melee. Let's throw down.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Everybody keeps telling me to cut my hair. I hate that. The fastest form of facial hair on my face is my sideburns. Sometimes I get complacent about shaving them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Let's face it, 14 times out of 9 I don't know what 90% of the things on your list are, so...yep. Here's a list of crap.

Books: Catch-22, 1984, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Great Gatsby, House of Leaves, Freakonomics, The Magicians, Ender's Game, Stephen King books, Neuromancer, Snow Crash, Star Wars books (lots of Star Wars books), sci-fi stuff. VNs especially. Favorite one is Umineko no Naku Koro ni. If you have conflicting opinions we're going to have to get physical. Seriously though if you have a favorite VN, tell me because I'd love to hear it.

Movies: Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Fight Club, Star Wars, The Shawshank Redemption, Saving Private Ryan, old Jackie Chan movies like Drunken Master and Armor of God, any poorly-dubbed kung-fu movie, anything featuring Morgan Freeman's silky-smooth narration. Saw Madoka Magica: Rebellion in theaters and it was an unforgettable experience.

Vote yes on old kung-fu movies and their bad dubs. Anyone can get into them because the plot is practically always the same thing and you really only watch to see the fight scenes and the main character getting into trouble with his goofy sidekick. Unless you're Bruce Lee, in which case you repeatedly have your entire family killed. Sucks, man.

Music: AC/DC, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Dio, Queen, Journey, The Who, The Beatles, Rush, The Eagles, Blue Oyster Cult, The Seatbelts, Pearl Jam, Jimi Hendrix, Flogging Molly, Styx, Disturbed, Kalafina (wooo), Akiko Shikata

Games: Counter Strike, Age of Empires, Touhou, Team Fortress 2, Stepmania, Killing Floor, Tetris Attack (if you can beat me at Tetris Attack I'll bow down to you), Super Smash Bros. Melee

Food: Mexican food all the way. No substitutes. And by that I mean Tex-Mex because, you know, I live in America. It's all good. Cover things in cheese and anything can be edible.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Rice Cooker - because whenever I want to eat thousands of something...
Air Conditioning / Heating - So my bits don't snap off.
Internet - It's everything I want to know and everything I don't.
Books - Analog media. And sometimes you just want to feel the pages turn.
Friends - To drive to IHOP at 3am with a guy in the trunk.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I usually have a song stuck in my head at any given time. I sure hope it's a good one.

I space out and stare at stucco patterns in my wall. That's my happy place.

How I can design my house like Ernest P. Worrell's.

My grand adventure (t = -10 months wooo).

Otherwise I'm plotting diabolical things. Like how to get the cat to eat other people's food when they aren't looking. Seriously, I leave a pizza alone for an hour, come back, and the asshole ate all the toppings off and pushed the rest on the floor.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Figuring out where to go and what to do. Then just driving places on a whim.

Playing Tetris Attack and Magic the Gathering. I plan to get into the Magic scene every Friday when I get the chance.

Watching TV. I watch a very select few TV shows like Breaking Bad and Supernatural. And Doctor Who. And Dexter. I think that's it. Oh and Top Gear. Or watching trashy brainmelt anime.

Sleeping. Definitely usually probably this.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I play anime songs in my car so I can see the looks on the faces of the old people who go to the megachurch near my apartment. 
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can prove the Riemann Hypothesis so I can plagiarize you.
You like to roll around on carpet.
You'll play video games or watch anime with me.
You want to spend the day watching kung-fu movies and making experimental weapons-grade pastries.
You're fucking insane and you know it.



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