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30 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Always use substances in moderation.

I'm an author, or at least I'm trying to be. I'm writing the books, collecting awards, and getting doors slammed at publishing houses. Every artist's amazing story, right?

I am also a 49ers fan. So those of you diehard chicken fans who can't stand someone who hates a football team above all things should click the little hide me now button. Then I recommend you seek psychological help if you're going to choose your significant other/friends/fuck buddies by what football team they root for.

Jesus, at least I don't like the Yankees.

The best way to identify me is ass a smart-ass shit starter who is also a certified ninja.

Here's proof of my ninja skills:

My lady friends call me the Angry Teddy Bear....
What I’m doing with my life
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So recently, recently I've been doing Insanity. You know those infomercial workouts with some dude named Shawn T (I can't take him seriously either)?

Say what you want about...uh...Shawn T, but that shit fucks you up. Everyday I'm in a pool of sweat. Oh, and I'm lifting weights four days a week along with this 6 days a week of cardio. It's a fucking nightmare. I call it "Pat's spring training."

In a more scope of "What I've been doing with my life for the last few years" I've been trying to get a book published. The book is about killing God. My friends like it. My mom likes it. Random strangers like it. Editors hate it.

So besides books what do I do? I deal blackjack in a casino. It's a good gig. I get to make tips, pretend like I care, and can pursue the career I want one day. Do I want to do it forever? No, but I'm thankful for a job in this day and age. Even better, it's a job where I am self sufficient and can live by myself.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
As far as hobbies go, I played Golf in college so I get a bit crazy when I hear that sound of a driver knocking a white ball.

I love to read. I usually plow through a book in a week or two. I love everything from Non Fiction to Fiction. I identify as a fantasy writer, but I can't really read much fantasy on my own. At least hard fantasy. Stuff like Harry Potter was awesome.

I work out a lot. Working out is pretty important to me as is dieting. I love a good beer, but I drink very seldom cuz for some reason God was pissed at my family and decided to make me have a low metabolism.

I am also good at Mario Kart, Street Fighter, Uniracers, and any other modern/old school head2head type of video game. Though I usually get sucked into RPGs.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hazel eyes are a quick notice. I"m told my eyes are my best feature and why the women stay around. I thought it was because I was well endowed...but that's just me wanting to use my ego.

Also-my voice. I have the voice that is a cross between a kid halfway through puberty and a chain smoker.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: We'll just go in order:

Casino, Goodfellas, Batman (Tim Burton) Terminator 2, Shawshank Redemption, Godfather. Back to the Future Trilogy, Gremlins, Star Wars (I do not like Star Trek-fuck that noise)The Dark Knight.

If you have not seen Casino, my next question if if you saw Goodfellas, if you reply no to that-I know what our date will be. We will watch those movies and there will be light cuddling required. Seeing those are pre-reqs to dating me or kicking it with me.

Favorite Band: I listen to a lot of everything, but my main genres are metal, metalcore, punk, alternative.

AFI (if you don't like AFI we are going to have problems.) Side note: I've liked AFI since they were with Nitro and releasing speed punk I'm a fan.

Rise Against, Killswitch Engage, Haste the Day, It Dies Today, All that Remains, Atreyu, Dead Kennedys, Minor Threat, Link 80, Pennywise, Alice in Chains, Stone Temple Pilots, Smashing Pumpkins, and the list goes on.

I also have a diverse collection of video game soundtrack music that I use to sleep to on my ipod, and also write to. If you think game music is just bleeps and blops I'll put some of that on and you can change your mind.

Books: My favorite book of all time is Dracula by Bram Stoker. I read that once every two years. Currently I'm on the first book in The Game of Thrones series. This is also my last book in that series due to how hard it is to follow and the boredom it creates with me. My fantasy likes are very picky and I need some politics, some magic, and some plot. Game of Thrones just has too many characters.

I don't have a favorite besides that. I just READ. Mostly to get better at writing.

TV: The Sopranos (on season 2), Breaking Bad, The League, Law and Order SVU (Post Stabler episodes blow), Friday Night LIghts
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My computer

My Mother (Yeah, it will happen eventually, but I'm a momma's boy).

Super Nintendo (admit it, IT RULED).

My Ipod

My Cell Phone

My Imagination
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If it's really possible to make sugar free products without sacrificing their great initial taste.

If you even got this far into my profile before looking at my pictures.

How Square-Enix once was the shit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm not sure exactly what I'm doing but I'm sure the night will involve booze, handcuffs, blackeyes and lots of questions to what the hell we did on Saturday morning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I read Twilight...and watched part of the movie. The book was terrible and never should have been published. That said, Meyer has moments of brilliance in her prose, but those are moments. Had Twilight been based off the conflict int he last 100 pages (you know, when there's 300 pages of Edward's perfect face and purple prose) I would have enjoyed it...maybe.

Stephenie Meyer sucks...
You should message me if
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You don't mind the fact I like the San Francisco 49ers.

You have nerves of steel.

You think you can actually hold your own in Mario Kart.