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Looking for drinking partner, book arguer, and someone that thinks
they are good at Mario Kart (but I will stomp them anyways).
Two truths and one lie:
1: I was a professional wrestler
2: I lived in Japan as a foreign exchange student
3: I have beaten the original NES Battletoads.
The best way to identify me is as a smart-ass shit starter who is
also a certified ninja. I also am a literary snob.
Here's proof of my ninja skills:
What I’m doing with my life
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I work in the wedding industry at a start-up. It's a great
experience and it's really teaching me a lot about business
management. I graduated from the University of Idaho with a degree
in journalism and English (Emphasis on creative writing, fiction
My dream is to be a published author. Not doing too bad with it
either. My novel, Judgment was nominated in a contest a year ago
out of a few hundred young adult novels and was praised as one of
"the most original ideas in years". Mostly because it's about
religious conspiracies and killing God.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mario Kart, Street Fighter, beer knowledge and not giving a
Oh and I'm good a backrubs too. If you're nice I may give one.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My voice I have the voice that is a cross between a kid halfway
through puberty and a chain smoker.
People are also drawn to my eyes. I dunno what it is, but everyone
likes them for some reason. Yes, I use them to my full advantage
like girls use their hooters.
I'm also very opinionated. Not in a bad way, I'm just not afraid to
voice my opinion or concerns. Like my hatred of Soccer. Soccer is
not a sport, it's a reason to riot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: We'll just go in order:
Casino, Goodfellas, Batman (Tim Burton) Terminator 2, Shawshank
Redemption, Godfather. Back to the Future Trilogy, Gremlins, Star
Wars (I do not like Star Trek-fuck that noise)The Dark
Music: AFI, Rise Against, Killswitch Engage, Haste the Day, It Dies
Today, All that Remains, Atreyu, Dead Kennedys, Minor Threat, Link
80, Pennywise, Alice in Chains, Stone Temple Pilots, Smashing
Pumpkins, and the list goes on.
I also have a diverse collection of video game soundtrack music
that I use to sleep to on my ipod, and also write to. If you think
game music is just bleeps and blops I'll put some of that on and
you can change your mind.
Books: My favorite book of all time is Dracula by Bram Stoker. I
read that once every two years. I'm on Pillars of the Earth right
now. I did read the first book in The Game of Thrones series. This
is also my last book in that series due to how hard it is to follow
and the boredom it creates with me. My fantasy likes are very picky
and I need some politics, some magic, and some plot. Game of
Thrones just has too many characters.
I don't have a favorite besides that. I just READ. Mostly to get
better at writing.
TV: The Sopranos (on season 2), Breaking Bad, The League, Law and
Order SVU (Post Stabler episodes blow), Friday Night LIghts
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Koko Brown Ale-- FUCK YOU KONA FOR NOT RELEASING IT THIS
Nikasi Vanilla Oatmeal Stout-- FUCK YOU FOR HAVING IT YEAR
My computer: FUCK YOU FOR TAKING ALL MY FREE TIME READING THE SAME
ARTICLE OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!!
My Tempur-Pedic Bed: FUCK YOU ALARM CLOCK FOR WAKING ME UP EVERY
My Phone: FUCK YOU ISHIT!!!!
My 15 year old baby sister: YOU MAKE ME LOOK OLD!!! BUT I CAN'T SAY
ANYTHING NEGATIVE BECAUSE YOU'RE MY SISTER.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If it's really possible to make sugar free products without
sacrificing their great initial taste.
If you even got this far into my profile before looking at my
How Square-Enix once was the shit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm not sure exactly what I'm doing but I'm sure the night will
involve booze, handcuffs, blackeyes and lots of questions to what
the hell we did on Saturday morning.
And yes, I'm a perfect saint. It's all going to be your fault. It's
not my fault, I'm perfect...you can't prove jack shit. My law team
is custom made by the Juggernaut.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I read Twilight...and watched part of the movie. The book was
terrible and never should have been published. That said, Meyer has
moments of brilliance in her prose, but those are moments. Had
Twilight been based off the conflict int he last 100 pages (you
know, when there's 300 pages of Edward's perfect face and purple
prose) I would have enjoyed it...maybe.
Stephenie Meyer sucks...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you have cool/hot piercings. I have a piercing fettish.
You don't mind the fact I like the San Francisco 49ers.
You have nerves of steel.
You think you can actually hold your own in Mario Kart.
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