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Genesis54

31 Seattle, WA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:11am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Rather not say
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've realized that while some things lately have been absolutely awesome (who ever thought chicken bites with a Dominos pizza produced an orgasm in your mouth?), the 21st century blows because we have resorted to meeting people behind a computer and in our underwear (is there another way to do this?). Once a meeting is scheduled where we are fully clothed, we have to go through the whole "getting to know one another" routine all over again. See, originally you went out with someone you met somewherebeacause you already found each other interesting or one wanted in the others' pants. The Internet has complicated things to a whole new step of dating.

Only the internet would get away with the whole "Meet someone twice" thing.

And I have much better things than spend eight minutes writing some well thought-out personalized message when 93 percent of you are going to spend eight well-thought-out seconds of if I'm worth talking to or not.

This makes it kinda hard since you aren't reading this unless you checked out my photos anyways, and while I'd love to put up a douchey picture of my arms in a gym, I really can't do that. So I'll compete with the dude next to me that waxes his chest and looks like a coked up professional wrestler.

BTW, to those guys--Jersey Shore called, they want their douchebag back.

(Fun Fact: I did in fact have a mirror selfie of me with my arms flexed just to prove I am active and I do exercise. I took it down a week later when I couldn't even respond to myself when I...uh...messaged myself).

Well that was pointless. Where do we start? Ok Two truths and one lie:

1: I was a professional wrestler
2: I lived in Japan as a foreign exchange student
3: I have beaten the original NES Battletoads.

The best way to identify me is as a smart-ass shit starter who is also a certified ninja. Unlike just about every. Friggen. Person. I do not like spending a weekend hiking. I may be from Idaho (TRANSPLANT ALERT), I may like the one-off camping or weekend at the snowboard mountain, but the constant grind of ALWAYS being outdoors is unappealing. I'm not really a homebody, but I'm not someone who has to always be out of my apartment either. Kick it with me, you gotta be chill, you gotta have some good conversation, you gotta have an aura that says "Hey, I just like having you around).

I realize that now only I will ever read the rest of my profile by saying that. *shrug* I...uh...give good backrubs?

So what do I like? I hang out in the gym a lot. I'd look better than I do, but I like beer and scotch too much. I also do like fun ways of exercising. I'm doing Insanity Max30 right now, a great workout but goddamn, Shawn T is fucking annoying.

I love books, though I haven't read enough lately (try dividing your time between your passion of video games and books...it sucks). I'm currently on Pillars of the Earth. This will be updated four books after Pillars because I have better things to do.

I also play video games (Yes, the one person who made it this far has bailed). Brush up on your mario kart skills. Or Secret of Mana. Or we can do a Metal Gear playthrough. The newer stuff kinda sucks, but my thesis in college was on video game storytelling and how it's similar to the evolution of plays.

So exercise dude, likes video games, likes TV shows, likes reading (we'll get to that later) and the beard is optional.

And I'm a ninja. To prove this here is my ninja skills in action:

Here's proof of my ninja skills:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSiJfXoSDG4
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in the wedding industry at a start-up. It's a great experience and it's really teaching me a lot about business management. I graduated from the University of Idaho with a degree in journalism and English (Emphasis on creative writing, fiction option).

My dream is to be a published author. Not doing too bad with it either. My novel, Judgment was nominated in a contest a year ago out of a few hundred young adult novels and was praised as one of "the most original ideas in years". Mostly because it's about religious conspiracies and killing God.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mario Kart, Street Fighter, beer knowledge and not giving a fuck.

Oh and I'm good a backrubs too. If you're nice I may give one.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My voice. I have the voice that is a cross between a kid halfway through puberty and a chain smoker.

People are also drawn to my eyes. I dunno what it is, but everyone likes them for some reason. Yes, I use them to my full advantage like girls use their hooters.

I'm also very opinionated. Not in a bad way, I'm just not afraid to voice my opinion or concerns.

Fun Fact: My lady friends call me "The Angry Teddy Bear"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: We'll just go in order:

Casino, Goodfellas, Batman (Tim Burton) Terminator 2, Shawshank Redemption, Godfather. Back to the Future Trilogy, Gremlins, Star Wars (I do not like Star Trek-fuck that noise)The Dark Knight.

Music: AFI, Rise Against, Killswitch Engage, Haste the Day, It Dies Today, All that Remains, Atreyu, Dead Kennedys, Minor Threat, Link 80, Pennywise, Alice in Chains, Stone Temple Pilots, Smashing Pumpkins, and the list goes on.

I also have a diverse collection of video game soundtrack music that I use to sleep to on my ipod, and also write to. If you think game music is just bleeps and blops I'll put some of that on and you can change your mind.

Books: My favorite book of all time is Dracula by Bram Stoker. I read that once every two years. I'm on Pillars of the Earth right now. I did read the first book in The Game of Thrones series. This is also my last book in that series due to how hard it is to follow and the boredom it creates with me. My fantasy likes are very picky and I need some politics, some magic, and some plot. Game of Thrones just has too many characters.

I don't have a favorite besides that. I just READ. Mostly to get better at writing.

TV: The Sopranos (on season 2), Breaking Bad, The League, Law and Order SVU (Post Stabler episodes blow), Friday Night LIghts
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Koko Brown Ale-- FUCK YOU KONA FOR NOT RELEASING IT THIS YEAR!!!

Nikasi Vanilla Oatmeal Stout-- FUCK YOU FOR HAVING IT YEAR ROUND...

My computer: FUCK YOU FOR TAKING ALL MY FREE TIME READING THE SAME ARTICLE OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!!

My Tempur-Pedic Bed: FUCK YOU ALARM CLOCK FOR WAKING ME UP EVERY DAY

My Phone: FUCK YOU ISHIT!!!!

My 15 year old baby sister: YOU MAKE ME LOOK OLD!!! BUT I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING NEGATIVE BECAUSE YOU'RE MY SISTER.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If it's really possible to make sugar free products without sacrificing their great initial taste.

If you even got this far into my profile before looking at my pictures.

How Square-Enix once was the shit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm not sure exactly what I'm doing but I'm sure the night will involve booze, handcuffs, blackeyes and lots of questions to what the hell we did on Saturday morning.

And yes, I'm a perfect saint. It's all going to be your fault. It's not my fault, I'm perfect...you can't prove jack shit. My law team is custom made by the Juggernaut.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I read Twilight...and watched part of the movie. The book was terrible and never should have been published. That said, Meyer has moments of brilliance in her prose, but those are moments. Had Twilight been based off the conflict int he last 100 pages (you know, when there's 300 pages of Edward's perfect face and purple prose) I would have enjoyed it...maybe.

Stephenie Meyer sucks...
You should message me if
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If you have cool/hot piercings. I have a piercing fettish.

You don't mind the fact I like the San Francisco 49ers.

You have nerves of steel.

You think you can actually hold your own in Mario Kart.