Let's talk books. Or old school video games. Or this site.
In fact, in my return to OKcupid I have come to two unalienated and concrete facts:
1: Writing anything about me is lame.
2: This site is a large, glass showcase, packaged by the pound, stocked of prime, select, and utility grade,smelling of rawness, meat market.
Good lord, this site is a goddamn meat market of epic fucking proportions. All this time I'm supposed to feel ashamed of hitting on girls in cyberspace while wearing nothing but my underwear and getting arroused by some of the suggestive photos (sorry, but I'm only human), but the messages some people are sending (along with the creepy shit that follows). I wonder if I'd be more embarrassed to be in a woman's shoes--and they are fully clothed getting this!
Taking this meat market realization, it would be FOOLISH for me to even think of spending more time on your profile than necessary to A: see if you are attractive (to me) and B: see if our personalities mesh (I actually like people with different interests because it then makes my life become varied as I am a simple man).
So about me: I'm Pretty simple, actually. I'm a homebody. I'm an oldschool, video game playing, tv watching, Forty-fucking-Niners LOVING guy who still hasn't lost site of his dreams.
Now that I've hit 31, I realize my time to bang hot chicks is limited. The window is slowly shutting on me dating girls in their 20s.
And that's fine.
On the outside I look like a very loud, obnoxious person, but I'm actually quite shielded and keep my true feelings to myself until someone is lucky enough for me to reveal them (or I'm drunk enough to give juicy tidbits you can blackmail me for).
I'm being adventurous with girls. I know what I DON'T want to marry, and I know who I'd like to spend time with just to get to know this type of person/personality. As I look around here, I think of both.
The best way to identify me is ass a smart-ass shit starter who is also a certified ninja.
Here's proof of my ninja skills:
So if you want to spend a day bar hopping Wallingford, but can have just as much fun as throwing down in Mario Kart. Let's get it on!
My lady friends call me the Angry Teddy Bear....