1: Writing anything about me is lame.
2: This site is a large, glass showcase, packaged by the pound, stocked of prime, select, and utility grade,smelling of rawness, meat market.
Good lord, this site is a goddamn meat market of epic fucking proportions. All this time I'm supposed to feel ashamed of hitting on girls in cyberspace while wearing nothing but my underwear and getting arroused by some of the suggestive photos (sorry, but I'm only human), but the messages some people are sending (along with the creepy shit that follows). I wonder if I'd be more embarrassed to be in a woman's shoes--and they are fully clothed getting this!
Taking this meat market realization, it would be FOOLISH for me to even think of spending more time on your profile than necessary to A: see if you are attractive (to me) and B: see if our personalities mesh (I actually like people with different interests because it then makes my life become varied as I am a simple man).
Wait a second?! You're still here? What the fuck is wrong with you? That means I said something real....
So you actually want to know about me? Not the guy who sees through this whole online dating thing and knows it's a numbers game (slash resend, resend, resend)?
Pretty simple, actually. I'm a homebody. I'm an oldschool, video game playing, tv watching, Forty-fucking-Niners LOVING guy who still hasn't lost site of his dreams.
Now that I've hit 31, I realize my time to bang hot chicks is limited. The window is slowly shutting on me dating girls in their 20s.
And that's fine.
I just got out of a GREAT relationship with a wonderful woman that ended amicably. I'm not going to say I want to jump into something serious, or am even looking for that, but for now I just want to get out of the house, share some cuddles and conversation, and see where it leads us. On the outside I look like a very loud, obnoxious person, but I'm actually quite shielded and keep my true feelings to myself until someone is lucky enough for me to reveal them (or I'm drunk enough to give juicy tidbits you can blackmail me for).
I live alone, and I can be an introvert. On more than one occasion I've rescheduled dates just because I was comfy in my recliner and didn't want to go anywhere or deal with people. In a relationship, I love doing things, but I also love girls that can entertain themselves. If I'm sitting and reading a book and you're in the couch playing video games or vice versa, that's awesome. I enjoy having someone around, but I don't like it when I have to give them a whole bunch of attention.
I'm being adventurous with girls. I know what I DON'T want to marry, and I know who I'd like to spend time with just to get to know this type of person/personality. As I look around here, I think of both.
The best way to identify me is ass a smart-ass shit starter who is also a certified ninja.
Here's proof of my ninja skills:
So if you want to spend a day bar hopping Wallingford, but can have just as much fun as throwing down in Mario Kart. Let's get it on!
My lady friends call me the Angry Teddy Bear....