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23 F West Hills, CA

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Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Working on space camp
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
-My body is soft, comforting and squishy in all of its places. I like it that way.
-I get amusingly enthusiastic about simple things.
-I don't respond well to implications, insinuations and manipulation. Ask for what you want and tell me how you honestly feel. You're always going to get the appropriate response or action.
-I cereal watch certain t.v. shows.
-I don't believe in religion, spirituality, after death, nor do I claim to be an atheist or agnostic. That's a contradiction in terms. Ask me about it and I'll explain my reasoning.
-Music helps me feel, but I am in no way musically talented, and that makes me a bit sad.
-I like grammar. It's hot. Mmmm...grammatical foreplay.
-The idea of monogamy doesn't excite me.
-I love to play card games and Scrabble.
-Snarky, sarcastic, dry, and witty humor floats my boat, fits my tits, suits my boots and absolutely tickles my pickle.
-Sometimes, words fail me.
-One day I'll learn how to write structured paragraphs. One day.
-Above and below this thing says "bisexual." That's an overgeneralizing term given the many many different gender roles and sexual dichotomies. I prefer to identify with the term Heteroflexible. If you don't know what that means, think about it. I'm sure you can figure it out. ;)

-I've learned how to write structured paragraphs. I prefer lists.
What I’m doing with my life
Experiencing, enjoying, failing, winning, fulfilling and surviving one day at a time but never in the same order 'cause that would just be boring.
I’m really good at
Rearranging my furniture for a necessary sense of change and realistic control.
Turning anything into an impromptu dance party.
Watching movies.
Discussing movies.
Doing what I'm told.
Dropping what I'm doing to look something up on Wikipedia.
Cursing like a sailor.
Sucking at any sport I attempt to play. (No matter how much sincere effort I put into it.)
Long conversations.
Petting my cat.
Petting my dog.
Derailing my train of thought.
Head scratches.
The happy dance.
Making other people smile.
Walking around barefoot.
Organizing other peoples shit.
Noticing double negatives.
Asking questions.
Not doing what I'm told.
Getting bug bites.
Forgetting where I put my phone.
Being wrong.
Admitting that I was wrong.
Making lists.
Leaving no trace. However, leaving a trail.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Hobbit, LOTR, Harry Potter, Sense and Sensibility, Pride and Prejudice, Interview With The Vampire, A Broken Family, Lolita, Reading Lolita in Tehran, Memoirs of a Geisha, White Fang, Call of the Wild, The Sound and The Fury, Of Mice and Men, The Jungle, Strange Pilgrims, Calvin & Hobbes, Bone. As you can see, my taste in books is rather sporadic. I don't feel as though I have a specific flavor. That is because I either don't read enough, or it takes a lot for the written word to capture my attention.

Movies: I could sit down and watch a movie with anyone at anytime and be perfectly content. Anything by Hiyao Miyazaki and Guillermo Del Toro floats my boat. I could watch what goes on in their minds for a life-time. Here's my list of random movies that I could watch over and over: My Big Fat Greek Wedding, There Will Be Blood, No Country For Old Men, Howl's Moving Castle, Spirited Away, Amelie, Pan's Labyrinth, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, The Holiday, Amelie, Triplets of Belleville, Little Miss Sunshine, Bend it Like Beckham, Persepolis, and Pride and Prejudice. Also, anything with Alan Rickman, Paul Giamatti and Jim Broadbent. *swoon*

Television Shows: Breaking Bad. Heroes, Workaholics, United States of Tara, GOT, SYTYCD, Trailer Park Boys, Grey's Anatomy, Bleakhouse, Downton Abbey, Orange is the New Black, and Jeopardy.

Music: Pumpkin, The Do, Tori Amos, Tool, Fiona Apple, Coldplay, The Beatles, The Ramones, Adele, Bjork, Jack Johnson, Shifta, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, Jose Gonzales, Modest Mouse, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Rage Against The Machine, Florence and The Machine, Rage Against The Machine, Hobotech, Joe Cocker, Sam Sparrow, and TV On The Radio, Passion Pit, Two Door Cinema Club, Team Spirit , and TV on the Radio, Jack Johnson, Studio Killers, Of Monsters and Men, The XX, The Knife, Scissor Sisters, and Capitol Cities.

Food: Sushi, Ethiopian, Indian, dairy products, mangoes, jicama, broccoli, apples, and a phenomenal sandwich.
The six things I could never do without
My ability to make a choice. - Whether it be good or bad, my life is full of decisions and I make them all with conviction.

Sandwiches - it never fails to satisfy when I'm hungry.

Sex - it never fails to satisfy when I'm horny, even when its just with myself.

Comfort - I approach discomfort to find comfort within it. That is how I get through life.

Music - I often have a hard time putting my feelings into words but a great musical piece with appropriate lyrics can have it all make sense.

Impromptu dance parties - I easily retain negative energy so I exert it through dancing it out. Preferabluy to Home by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros.

Poi. I'm adding a seventh, 'cause well, fuck even numbers. Sometimes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Perspective and the many different ways to obtain it.
Incorrect geography in movies.
Why, all of a sudden, everyone is a nerd.
Why I sometimes feel incompetent to live life.
Probable outcomes and how to keep things in balance.
Where I left my phone.
On a typical Friday night I am
As of late, I've had no concept of the days of the week. My Friday could just as well be your Monday. On the nights where I don't have to work the next day, I find some sort of scandal or shenanigan to get into. Or, I'm enjoying the fact that I don't have responsibilities the next day by indulging in something that excites any and all my senses.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't retain the concept of privacy very well. Your privacy, their privacy, my own...any sort of privacy. I understand it just fine, and I'll respect it when necessary, but I think it's silly.

But here are a few things that people typically consider to be private...
- I honestly prefer the smell of a sweaty man after a hard days work over cologne.
- I like taking showers with people. There's nothing wrong with a sense of community when it comes to getting clean!
- I shower and pee with the door unlocked or open. The door gets closed when it's poop time. I'm courteous.
- I love my vagina.
- I sometimes surprise myself with my ability to get things messy.
- I sweat. It's a habit I've been trying to break but I just can't shake it. *sigh*
- I think there should be a "seeing people" option under availability.
- I allow spiders to live in my room as pets. My buddies take care of them crazy moths. Food chain bitches!
-Okay, so I get the hiccups easily; a good yawn, sneeze or downing a carbonated beverage will send me into an episode of Genessis' crazy hiccup adventures. Sometimes, I sneeze like a person with crazy allergies when I wake up, and during those times, the spasms from the sneezing will give me the hiccups. So there I am a groggy sneezing hiccuping mess desperately looking for a tissue or something to put all the flowing mucus into. Not only am I sneezing and hiccuping but my nose has become a snot spigot. Awesome. Assuming I have found a tissue in time, I can only hope I manage to blow everything into said tissue and not all over my chest. (it has happened before) I'm usually not fully awake when this happens but happens quite often, this is how I start my days. It can only get better from that point so there's that. My glass is always half full of water and half full of air. One day I'll remember to keep a box off tissues or a roll of toilet paper for my crazy waking adventures.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 27–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You enjoy being silly.
You like playing with fire.
You don't wear cologne
You feel as though dancing is always a great idea.
You like to cuddle with voluptuous women.
You have an appetite for the obscure and unique adventures life has to offer.
You enjoy a good party.
You can't help but sing along while listening to a favorite song.
You want to share your fascinations with me. I love learning about new things that excite you.
You would enjoy watching the LOTR the trilogy extended cut; in one sitting.
You don't mind TMI in detail. I'm notorious for dishing it out.
You enjoyed all of the above and think we'd get along great on an emotional, intellectual, silly, snarky, and sexual level.
Lastly and most importantly, you should definitely message me if you're honest, communicative, and withhold humanistic respect.