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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 26
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
My self-summary
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Summarize your life! In words! What is this? Some sort of advertisement for myself? It is, isn't it? A big ol' billboard where I can put my attractive qualities in the hopes that one of you might message me? The internet is weird, man.... weird. You think it's this whole other world, right? A whole reservoir of people that you don't know - a place to stir up human interaction and share information. Is the information always truthful, though? I would make the argument that people embellish on here, but I guess the rebuttal would be that people embellish in person as well. Welcome to the reservoir.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work full time, play part time, and sleep some times. Looking for someone to do two of these things with me on occasion.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being modest.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Tough one. I don't know. I like to think that I'm really good at observation but I'll be the first to tell you that I don't always notice when I'm being observed. Dimples, probably.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Chuck P - that twisted son of a mother, Douglas Adams, Mark Twain, Aldous Huxley, Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell, I did enjoy the Harry Potter series, and I'm currently looking for something to grab me. Movies.... lots. The original Star Wars Trilogy. Wes Anderson. Sometimes, I just kick some cheesy stuff because it's fun not to think sometimes. Oh - and some kung fu. The Protector, some Bruce Lee action, ask me a genre and I'll tell you a movie I like, otherwise I'll be here forever. Shows! The Chicago theater scene is pretty hip - comedy especially. Music, give me a genre and I'll give you a band or two. It's something to talk about. Food: yes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'll get back to you on this one.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My purpose in life, cartoons, shows, girls, beer, toys, stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A Friday night.... like any other Friday night.... A night much like tonight..... Well, if it were tonight then I'd be sitting here typing out a profile, but I don't do this every Friday. I've got a bridge club (I don't have a bridge club).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If I were to say something on an open forum where anyone with computer access can read it, then it would hardly be private, wouldn't it? :)
You should message me if
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For some reason you've read to the bottom of the page and still find me charming.