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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:39pm
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Atheism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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Um, let's see. I like candlelit badminton and long romantic walks to the fridge. I prefer negronis over piña coladas and I don't particularly care for getting caught in the rain. I put my pants on both legs at once, not one leg at a time "like everyone else." I'm looking for the Ella Fitzgerald to my Louis Armstrong, the George Burns to my Gracie Allen, the corn-on-the-cob to my tiny forks.

...I'm not very good at self-summaries.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working in financial analysis, which generally means trying to read the future of the stock market in the scattered entrails of ritualistically slaughtered jelly doughnuts.

When I'm not up to my elbows in doughnut viscera, I like chess, pub trivia, and the occasional Netflix binge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'd like to believe it's my intelligence or sense of humor, but all evidence suggests it's my hair. People even grope it occasionally.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I've got to keep this section short, because otherwise it could stretch on forever.

Books: Slaughterhouse-Five, 1984, and short stories from Isaac Asimov and Philip K. Dick. Currently reading Modern Romance by Aziz Ansari and The Life and Games of Mikhail Tal.

Movies: Memento, Adaptation, The Prestige, Airplane!, and Zombieland.

Shows: Firefly, Community, Arrested Development, The West Wing, and M*A*S*H.

Music: Varies a lot based on my mood, but Pink Floyd and Iron Maiden are the usual standbys. Currently streaming the Hamilton soundtrack on repeat, because it's amazing.

Food: Yes, please.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Conversation, a good cup of tea, air guitar, deadlifts, the thrill of discovery, and the last 40 seconds or so of "Save the Population."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stocks and bonds, the Nimzo-Indian Defense, and the fact that, according to our fridge contents, I'm the only person in my apartment that uses butter. That last bit weirds me out a little.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Random sampling of recent Friday nights: Karaoke, mildly fancy cocktail party, prog metal concert, wacky experimental theater, and drunken speed chess at a fancy-dress event.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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In case I ever become a TV weatherman, I already have my TV weatherman name picked out: Gustav Wynnde.
You should message me if
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you're an alpaca farmer, an expert in plate tectonics, or an aspiring professional wrestler.

Or even if you're none of these things. Just message me! I like messages.