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23 Knoxville, TN Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–28
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 26
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
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The internet says:
Myers-Briggs: INTJ - the Mastermind
Enneagram: 6w5 - the Loyalist (Defender subtype)

I'm don't have an active or a passive personality but a reactive one. The more energy others put into a situation, the more that I'll put in. If no one is interested, I'll sit in the corner of the room playing with my phone, but if there's at least one person really focused on it - and especially if I have an audience - then I'm going to be at the forefront.

I'm Lawful Good to a fault. I don't break alliances in Risk, I don't cheat in poker, and if I don't have anything nice to say, then you can bet I'll spend three hours sitting there in awkward silence.

Rather than having any major interests in particular, I have processes I enjoy. I prefer the journey to the destination, so to speak. I like to think deeply, to compete, and to move fast. Any activity with at least one of those aspects can catch my attention, but unless I'm doing it with someone or performing, then I'll quickly leave it half-finished. People interest me more than things.

Feel free to approach me with something I've not tried but might be interested in. Or shout something questionable at me. Hell, pick a fight with me. That's a better use of my time than video games, at least.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not dying on my bike.

Yeah, I totally bought a motorcycle. A purple one. I fell off of it. My elbow hurts. And my pride. It got stuck in a gravel pit that one time all the gas fell out of the tank suddenly. I have no idea what biker etiquette dictates when I pass other bikers. Do I give a Vulkan salute since I ride a Vulcan?

I'm a Computer Science major at UTK. So yeah. Was recently elected president of the writing club like my name was Kim Castro.

Working out! And by that, I mean flopping all over the floor like a fish out of water. Since I don't eat a lot, I have to take a lot of protein powder and end up looking like a cokehead by the end of the workout. But yeah, I want to be twice my size before I try to become a glorious golden god again. Plenty of time since I broke most of the costume, too.

Writing game manuals! Because I obviously know the setting so much better than the official authors. My basic premise is "What if Nietzsche had written Peter Pan?"

Buying games I don't have time to play! And then playing other games instead when I have the time!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ranting. I could rant to you about my ranting. In fact, I would be starting now, but I'm going to stop myself here. Though ask me about Mass Effect, Skyrim, or Exalted if you want an earful.

No, really, I'll bitch at you for hours if you give me the chance. Don't give it to me.

Discussing philosophical bullshit. Making my opinions sound authoritative without really having any idea. Pissing off both sides in a debate. Being a devil's advocate's advocate. Rambling.

I'm really bad at
Karaoke. Yo-yo-ing. Parking.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Either I don't say a word or no one else can get a word in. I tend to keep quiet because I know that I either go overboard or make a complete ass of myself. There's just no middle ground for me: either I'm hanging around the exit like a wallflower waiting for my chance to slip away or I'm the center of attention.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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It's a bit of a hassle to sort through long lists, so here's a short one. As a crazy puppet-man once said, "I hate waiting and making others wait."

Books - Moorcock, Pratchett, The Hobbit (but not LotR), Lord of the Flies, The King in Yellow, Lovecraft, Twain, Nietzsche
Comics - Noblesse, Wakeup Deadman, A Fairytale for the Demon Lord, Zetman, Ratman, Homunculus, Legend of the Sun Knight, Homestuck, Girls of the Wild's
Movies - Van Helsing, The Iron Giant, The Lion King, Transformers: the Movie, Lord of the Rings, From Dusk Til Dawn, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Treasure Planet, The Avengers
Shows - Gen1 and Orange Islands Pokemon, Digimon Adventure 01 and Tamers, Hellsing Ultimate, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Code Geass, '90s X-Men+Spider-Man+Iron Man, Beast Wars, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Kill la Kill
Music - Queen, Styx, Kansas, Foreigner, The Protomen, Avantasia, Lordi, Deathstars, The 69 Eyes, Masterplan, Sonata Arctica, Rob Zombie, Pokemon Reorchestrated, Kamelot, Shoji Meguro, Koh Ohtani, Daisuke Ishiwatari, Jeremy Soule
Food - Instant food, bacon, gravy, dishes without vegetables
Video Games - Morrowind, Dark Souls, Space Marine, Dawn of War, Saints Row 3, SSB Melee, Mortal Kombat: Corruption, Mass Effect 1, DDR Supernova
Tabletop Games - D&D 3.X, M&M, Exalted, GURPS, Savage Worlds
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Google - Do you remember having to write papers before Google? It was terrible. And who makes middle-schoolers write papers anyway?
Space - There needs to be another retro sci-fi game like the original Mass Effect but not awful. I think the romance about space, really, is that you can't fuck it up. Industrial (or even agricultural) development can destroy a rainforest or a sea or a mountain. Space is already dead; its beauty is eternal.
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann - While drastically overhyped, the series actually is quite powerful. The ending was not off-theme; rather, it was the culmination of undercurrents that had been building for quite a while. I doesn't actually make sense in context, mind, but in the end, it was an Aesop about responsibility and friendship - just because you can do something doesn't mean you should; there might be others more qualified.
Exalted - Malfeas can dance if he wants to, and he can leave mankind behind. 'cause mankind don't dance and if they don't dance, then they get omnicide. Okay, I admit that was stretching a bit.
Midnight Thunderstorms - I love humanity; I just dislike humans most of the time. Wandering the streets when no one's around is awe-inspiring.
Old Spice - Look at those other five things, now back to me...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What do I want to do tonight? Do I feel like playing Space Marine? Do I have the time to sit down and rewatch Madoka? Actually, I should probably go back and pick out transhumanist passages to reference in my game writing. How long have I been sitting here asking myself this? Did I do the laundry? When am I going to remember to take out the trash? How long has that Sunny D been sitting there? Does my room still smell like popcorn? How long have I been sitting here asking myself this? ....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm not going to bullshit and say that I enjoy quiet nights inside, because it's more that I don't have any other options. You know that feel where you've got lots of "friends" but you don't actually like any of them? Yeah. I tend to hang around cooped up in my room on the computer simply because my only actual friend lives in Missouri.

If a band I listen to ever came to town, I'd probably go to a bunch of concerts, but most of them are European, so that's not really an option. I did go to the Protomen Act I LP release concert and wrestled a drumstick from some guy in a puddle of booze, so there's that, I guess.

I don't go out driving because I have a goddamn Sentra.

Give me something to do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I read SO MUCH shoujo manga.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You need an archrival or tag team partner. I'll also accept being the dragon to your mastermind or perhaps vice-versa. I always get pegged for being a mastermind, but my long-term planning tends to be positively dreadful. It's much better if I'm the enforcer.

You have something interesting to discuss. Any topic is fine if it keeps me from being bored out of my mind retreading the same topics with the same people again and again like I spend most days.

CURRENT TOPIC OF INTEREST: Presentation of game mechanics vs. the actual math behind them.