I'm short and I have a beard sometimes.
I have a tendency to say extremely cynical things.
I also have a tendency to say really twisted things to watch the expressions on peoples' faces and how they react.
I have a passion for history and politics.
I have a son. He's got a weird sense of humor, like me. He also thinks that I punch werewolves.
I'm deathly afraid of spiders.
I like people; even if I come off as slightly introverted.
I'm more of a dog person. Cats are too sneaky.
I want a tattoo of George Washington fighting the King of England in a lightsaber duel. Also acceptable would be Teddy Roosevelt head-butting a Stegosaurus.
I could probably say more. But I think that should suffice.