Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name's Adam.
I'm short and I have a beard sometimes.
I have a tendency to say extremely cynical things.
I also have a tendency to say really twisted things to watch the
expressions on peoples' faces and how they react.
I have a passion for history and politics.
I have a son. He's got a weird sense of humor, like me. He also
thinks that I punch werewolves.
I'm deathly afraid of spiders.
I like people; even if I come off as slightly introverted.
I'm more of a dog person. Cats are too sneaky.
I want a tattoo of George Washington fighting the King of England
in a lightsaber duel. Also acceptable would be Teddy Roosevelt
head-butting a Stegosaurus.
I could probably say more. But I think that should suffice.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Embracing my duty as a father and learning to actually employ my
intellect in ways that broaden my horizons as well as the horizons
of others. I enjoy my work, I enjoy being a dad; I enjoy me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
This shouldn't take too long:
-Elaborating on important historical events that nobody cares
-Making people laugh
-Making Macaroni and Cheese. Trust me, I've had a number of years
to perfect the art of boiling water.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably my beard when I let it grow out.
If not the beard, then probably the look on my face; I have a
tendency to make exaggerated expressions.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite book is all of them. I love to read and I will read
anything. If I had a choose though, I would say that 'Catch-22' and
'The Stand' are two of my hands-down favorites of all time.
In terms of films, I'll pretty much watch anything. However, I have
a special place in my heart for things from the horror genre. The
campier and more outrageous, the better. I'm not terribly picky
about what I watch.
I don't watch a whole lot of television. When I do though, it's
usually a rerun or a miniseries. Most recently, I fell in love with
AMC's 'The Walking Dead'.
For music, I listen primarily to metal; screamo more often than
not. I do listen to some classical and I've also been caught
listening to more mainstream artists because I'm in a love/hate
relationship with pop culture.
I love food. I'm not gigantic or anything, but I love food. I love
Chinese food, Mexican food, Italian; you name it, I probably like
it. Except for really cheesy lasagna and lima beans; those two
things drive me into an uncontrollable rage.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My son.
2. My best friend.
3. 10+ hours of sleep.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How weird adult life is, mostly. I also just...Think sometimes;
there's no rhyme or reason to any of it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, hanging out with friends, or spending time with the
...On some Fridays, I also curl up under a blanket and rot my brain
with video games while Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares (The U.K.
version, not that hideous American rendition that sucks all of the
life from the show.) plays in the background for ambience.
I live a charmed life, I think.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't often peruse the profiles of those I match most with; I
prefer to look at the ones which indicate a higher enemy score.
Sometimes it's to legitimately find out why. Other times it's to
have a good, private laugh.
Also, I have an irrational fear that I may someday end up on one of
the myriad OKC enemies tumblrs that I enjoy reading.
You should message me if
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You want to talk about history, politics, or anything! I'm
friendly, I swear.
Also, you should message me if you think that imaginations are for
turbo-nerds who can't handle how kick-butt reality is.
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