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30 Portland, OR Man


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  • Ages 22–32
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My details

Last online
Jul 3, 2014
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
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I've lived in Portland now for three years, I moved here from Ohio. I try vegetarianism at least once a month then give up when it comes to a hungover brunch and meat is involved. I don't really like writing about myself which makes this a very awkward situation indeed, thus I start writing about hangovers and meat.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am a substitute teacher for Portland Public Schools, trying to get my own classroom here soon. Though now I am teaching for the rest of the year in one class as a teacher had a baby. So that's pretty awesome.
I’m really good at
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According to my students I'm quite animated and make funny faces; I'm not sure if that's necessarily good. I type out full words and use proper punctuation in text messages. Forgetting why I came into a room. I like to watch cooking shows then recreating it, also it usually works.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have glasses?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: Invisible Man, 1984, Brave New World, YA stuff, The Satanic Verses, Ray Bradbury; I'm reading The Ground Beneath Her Feet right now, but it's going rather slowly.

Movies: The Third Man, Chinatown, Pixar movies, Horror but I prefer thrillers/suspense, Dr. Strangelove, The Thin Red Line, Caddyshack

Shows: pretty much Doctor Who is the one show I actually make time for. I watch Frontline, Summer Heights High, Freaks and Geeks, Downton, Sherlock, South Park, Walking Dead, I can watch cooking shows all day, The Spoils of Babylon is a new one. And sports, I love baseball.

music: Talking Heads and The Band are tops, Townes van Zant, Flaming Lips, ween. I do believe that Soul/R&B/Motown is the greatest music ever made and I will dance anytime it's played.

food: I will literally eat anything. I enjoy trying new food, and generally like them.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a good beer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I should be doing instead of what I am doing.
Over thinking situations that happened earlier.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If it's soul night, I'm at soul night. If not, with friends, unless it's been a rather long week, then I'm at home lounging.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I want to write young adult fiction and I think the banana Laffy Taffy are the best, judge away.
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