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23 M Saint Louis, MO

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
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Pacific Islander, White
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Used up
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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My name is George Jordan.

I am not too happy with a rigid conception of SELF, but I truly believe that I have recently found who-I-am and I'm having a heck of a time exploring this.
What I’m doing with my life
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I study philosophy and finance at UMSL.

I love bicycles. I think its awful/hilarious that vanity and body-image issues led me to my niche.

I have this reoccurring desire to run around in a big church but I can see how this would be sacrilegious and even though its not my cup of tea I would rather not shit in someone else's.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I stare into space, blankly.
[If not (see above), then...]
I do books in public.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Hardcore will never die, but you will.

I am a big sucker for that nauseous feeling that one gets from watching too much David Lynch. I've never watched anything David Lynch.

I really liked that U2 album "The Joshua Tree".
Currently into that new(ish) War on Drugs album.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
bicycles, books,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
words that I want to scream but I don't want to be a bummer to anyone else around me so I'll just keep all of this action to myself.

On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
thinking about old friends that have moved.
thinking about old friends that have moved on.


curating my underwhelming ranking in blitz.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I use the internet to excess. Not that I am some kind of social media whore or anything like that but more of a passive voyeur (!).

"Some people claim that there's a woman to blame, but I know, it's my own damn fault."
You should message me if
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you've left enough info off of your page to give us something to talk about.

"And the feel of the ocean and the taste of champagne."

or you care enough about transparency and full-disclosure to timestamp all of your photos. Mad respect though it still doesn't make you any more real to me.

"That dreamy look in your eye, give me a tropical contact high."