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GeorgeJordan

23 Denver, CO Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:29pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Pacific Islander, White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Transportation
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is George Jordan.

I am a recent St. Louis, MO transplant. I decided to drop everything and live with an old friend of mine here.

Currently adjusting to the "recent college-dropout" identity.

Also, starting to love the "blue-collar manual laborer" identity. I bought a really nice Carhartt jacket because everyone loves to put on costumes.

I don't know where I want to spend the rest of my life. Hopefully I'll be somewhere nice but I trust people and even if its a cesspool of shit I'll be comforted by what I think is the enduring/endearing nature of human empathy. Someday I would love to chat with my next-door neighbor about "safe" topics like the weather, gas prices, and how their kids are doing in school. I'll smile with a comfortable level of resignation, knowing that I won't have much to say about mine but hearing about their's is good enough for me.

Chances are, I'm going to be killed on my bicycle by some kid texting so my nice little fantasy is likely to be just that.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I love riding bicycles and reading books. Before, I was pursuing careers that may or may not have been entirely motivated by base and silly reasons. For now, I am doing what I can do to maximize the aforementioned two. I'll inevitably have some mid-life crisis and take that as it comes.

I studied with a dual major in Finance and Philosophy, so if you need any more proof that I have no idea what I am doing with my life, I'm sorry, there's not much more I can say.

I have this reoccurring desire to run around in a big church but I can see how this would be sacrilegious and even though its not my cup of tea I would rather not shit in someone else's.

I was born in the Philippines and then Mt. Pinatubo erupted a week later, so my parents thought it would be both prudent and wise to get out of there. Thus, I am here.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
talking shit about a pretty sunset.
giving the boot to conventions and usage to say what I want.

despairing over light-hearted things like what it means to feel.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People say I look like this or that actor and I respond that those actors probably don't go to shows alone so that they can cry in the crowd anonymously.

This hypothetical conversation ends here.

"What does that tattoo mean?" lol
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I put these two websites up here because they're more honest than any cherrypicking I would have or would not have done if I actually typed out what I'm into. They're useful, too. Other than word of mouth, its really the only way that I can intentionally get into more books/music.

https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/9464829-george-jordan
http://www.last.fm/user/gmjf3d

I like that nauseous feeling that one gets from watching too much David Lynch. I've never watched anything David Lynch.

Little Miss Sunshine, Stranger than Fiction.
Purple Rain means more to me than you ever will.

Hardcore will never die, but you will.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Order.

There's a reason why many of favorite songs from my favorite albums are the last tracks.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Repeatedly checking the fridge, as if it had changed since the last time I checked.

Writing stupid anecdotes that help explain myself in an alternating humorous/serious light so that I can show that my personality is dynamic and maintain this facade that I believe I'm special. "Is this a cry for help?" lol
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I use the internet to excess. Not that I am some kind of social media whore or anything like that, but more of a passive voyeur (!).

"That dreamy look in your eye, give me a tropical contact high."
You should message me if
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- you're into my personality defects that I have displayed here much like an airport baggage carousel.

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