25 Saint Paul, MN
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My self-summary
Feminist queer boy-raised-by-wolves fairy princess SuPeR cHiLL space cowboy bounty hunter

Meme everything. Do we even have a choice?
What I’m doing with my life
Making fun of cis bros on this website

Overcoming nihilism
I’m really good at
Helping people to understand things better

Getting out of trouble


The first things people usually notice about me
Shit-eating grin

"Why are you laughing?"
Because you aren't
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
-Carl Jung 4ever

-Twin Peaks, Danger 5, Girls, Trailer Park Boys, Bar Rescue, The Seventh Seal, The Holy Mountain, Steven Universe

-of Montreal, Kendrick Lamar

-Pho, sour candy, sunflower seeds, balsamic vinegar
The six things I could never do without
1.) Consensual violence
6.) Music playing thing
25.) Fire
90.) Coconut Oil
14.) Pho
83.) Neck Coverage
53.) The unobtainable
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to get my brain to shut the fuck up every once in a while

Will there be a good picture taken of me EVER????
On a typical Friday night I am
Leaving parties early, reading, playing Magic the Gathering, BJJ

Statistically speaking, im probably eating pizza in someone else's bath tub
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have 4 different journals all with distinct purposes.

I like to nibble on things/people/butts/pencaps

your tattoos are stupid
You should message me if
You are going to make fun of my speech impediment

You (falsely) believe that you are a better tree climber than me

You are up for a challenge

If at any point in your profile you made the oxford comma joke, get the fuck out of my page you filthy mongrel