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29 M Crowthorne, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:51am
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), German (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a positive and outgoing person. I can (and will) strike up a conversation with anyone about anything.

I will embarrass myself. It's OK. My class know this because I routinely tell them. I'm up to incident #39: The time I got trapped in shallow water in a canoe in Vietnam. A boatload of passing Japanese tourists passed, laughed, took photos.

I spent the first half of the year blazing through South-East Asia and the second half teaching in a Yorkshire accent and making obtuse electronic music.

Consequently, I can now claim the best thing I've ever stolen drunk was a cow in Cambodia. It's on my CV.
What I’m doing with my life
Teaching, working on new challenges and learning new skills. App building. Website designing.

And making hypothetically nonsense music at:
I’m really good at
Making graphs that depict my love of cheese over time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
chesecake, the zoo, Frank Zappa, reading, watching The Wire, unicorns, cooking meat pies, crooning, cheese, non-fiction, Kurt Vonnegut, poker, stand-up comedy, Charlie Brooker, dancing, rap battles, maths, Arrested Development, winning at monopoly, chocolate milk, cats, making sushi, Stewart Lee, funk, parties on boats, Rubix cube, top hats, Aphex Twin, go karts, dubstep with the dub still in it, swimming.

brocolli and geckos.
The six things I could never do without
- Musical instruments
- Books.
- Purpose.
- Surprises.
- Friends.
- Laughter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Hypotheticals. Here is one.

You fall victim to a accident in the trash compactor area in the rear of the supermarket you work for. Your writing arm has not only been severed, but completely obliterated into tiny, unsalvageable shards of crushed bone, mangled flesh and dead nerves. You are, however, in a stroke of luck, working at the same time that an esteemed, talented and nationally renowned surgeon is performing his/her weekly shop. If able to start the procedure immediately, he will be able to successfully graft any item from this mid sized supermarket - it has a deli and meat counter - into the abscess where once you had a limb. The company will reimburse you for the money of the item at the end of the month's paycheque. What item do you choose?
On a typical Friday night I am
With friends. Always with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That this website seems to think I'm less romantic than the average person. That's clearly bollocks.

Also, I kinda really enjoy the questions.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You have a hypothetical question that needs answering.
You think we can sit down and laugh about nonsense.