I will embarrass myself. It's OK. My class know this because I routinely tell them. I'm up to incident #39: The time I got trapped in shallow water in a canoe in Vietnam. A boatload of passing Japanese tourists passed, laughed, took photos.
I spent the first half of the year blazing through South-East Asia and the second half teaching in a Yorkshire accent and making obtuse electronic music.
Consequently, I can now claim the best thing I've ever stolen drunk was a cow in Cambodia. It's on my CV.