I'm a strange one. You can't place me under any sort of label or group. I know that's everyone's favorite thing to do these days. I have a sick sense of humor that is only revealed once you get to know me. I have a Windows Phone. I like to consider myself existing outside the wavelength of most people in today's modern society. Its kinda hard to explain unless you are like that as well. Sure, I can put on the mask and smile and sing and dance just like all the other zombies, but the majority of the time I feel like i'm on the outside looking in.
What I’m doing with my life
I work at a job I enjoy making enough money to live how I want doing things that make me happy. I've stayed away from women and dating for years now and I am glad I did. In the last year or so I've changed some things around in my life and so who I am and who I am looking for have both changed drastically. I'm only so lucky to have not gotten involved in something with the wrong person only to find out too late.
I’m really good at
Gym - fitness
Boat related adventures
Being a Merman.
Growing a beard whether I like it or not.
Being a PC gaming snob.
Going on adventures to Florida Gator football away games - my away game record is 33-16.
Reminding people to stop doing dumb stuff.
Talking and telling stories.
Making people laugh with said stories.
Hand gestures while telling said stories.
Gym - fitness
The first things people usually notice about me
If they know me, that I'm no longer the fat guy anymore. If they don't know me, my handsome looks and irresistible charm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Back in middle school and highschool I read quite a bit.. Mostly
fantasy novel series. I haven't read much of anything for the last
decade until recently when I started reading the game of throne
books. I finished book 1 in 4 days and decided I better dial it
back a little so I don't finish them all in just a few weeks. I
haven't seen any of the shows so I don't know any of the actors
playing the characters. This means everyone and everything is my
own fantasy and it feels good to use my brain in that way
I rarely watch movies.
The only thing for which I gander at the talkin' picture box is for
live sporting events.
I listen to the Internet.
I eat everything but mushrooms and olives.
The six things I could never do without
-My queen size, tempurpedic mattress, craft-mattic remote control
adjustable bed with built in vibration (you spend like at least a
quarter of your life sleeping. Might as well go hard).
-Amazing GRU tap water from Gainesville - I call it "city
-A job I actually enjoy going to every day (other than sleeping you
spend more time in your life working than anything else. Might as
well enjoy it.)
-Not having any beating hearts dependant on me for continued
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On my 30th birthday, I weighed less than I did on my 15th birthday.
Am I going catabolic?
Must eat! Must exercise! Must sleep!
On a typical Friday night I am
I used to stay up late playing video games and stuff however now I get up at 4:30am on Fridays to go to the gym so I'm already tired by 10pm. My life isn't really thrilling.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If I started admitting private things, that'd ruin the mystery,
You should message me if
Down with gender roles!
You want to go for a boat ride?