Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I used to be a lazy, out of shape, unhealthy, nerdy pot head. I
recently changed my life for the better and if you are interested
in knowing about it please read below...
Life change alert! In late August 2014 one afternoon I walked into
a WalMart after a day of scalloping, fishing, drinking, weed
smoking, etc out on the boat with friends and I stuck my arm into
one of those blood pressure machines. The numbers came back and
read 155 / 95 and according to the little chart on the side of the
device that isn't good. I went home and started doing research
about "prehypertension" and "hypertension" and started getting
freaked out. Needless to say, shortly after this I decided it was
time to change my life. I had been living a mostly sedentary
lifestyle since college and ate a diet of mostly prepared,
processed foods. I hadn't been to a doctor in almost 10 years for
any sort of wellness checkup and honestly I was terrified of what
they would tell me. I am 5'8 and I was about 255 pounds and wore
40-42 waist in my pants. I started going to the gym 5 - 6 days a
week lifting weights, doing cardio on the side, going to bed
earlier, and eating WHOLE FOODS. Lots of fresh veggies, probably
ate more fresh veggies in the last 6 months than I ate in the 10
years prior combined. Lots of grilled chicken as well, lots of
eggs, lots of protein powder. 6 months later, I weigh 203 pounds,
wear 36 waist in my pants now, and my latest profile pic reflects
how I look now vs comparing to the rest of my profile pics. I went
to the doctor for a wellness checkup after doing this for 5 months
and got a physical and blood work done. My blood pressure is now
115 / 65. My blood showed that my sugars, fats, cholesterol, etc
are all in optimal, healthy range. Its safe to say I've officially
changed my life in the way I look at activity, food, nutrition,
myself, etc. I feel so much better than I ever did before and I
never even realized!!!
Now I'm a lazy, in shape, healthy, nerdy pothead ;)
What I’m doing with my life
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Education.... In Progress
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Living the American dream.... Almost....
I’m really good at
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Being a Merman.
Growing a beard whether I like it or not.
Being a PC gaming snob.
Going on adventures to Florida Gator football away games - my
away game record is 33-16.
Reminding people to stop doing dumb stuff.
Talking and telling stories.
Making people laugh with said stories.
Hand gestures while telling said stories.
The first things people usually notice about me
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If they know me, that I'm no longer the fat guy anymore.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Back in middle school and highschool I read quite a bit.. Mostly
fantasy novel series. I haven't read much of anything for the last
decade until recently when I started reading the game of throne
books. I finished book 1 in 4 days and decided I better dial it
back a little so I don't finish them all in just a few weeks. I
haven't seen any of the shows so I don't know any of the actors
playing the characters. This means everyone and everything is my
own fantasy and it feels good to use my brain in that way
I rarely watch movies.
The only thing for which I gander at the talkin' picture box is for
live sporting events.
I listen to the Internet.
I eat everything but mushrooms and olives.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My queen size, tempurpedic mattress, craft-mattic remote control
adjustable bed with built in vibration (you spend like at least a
quarter of your life sleeping. Might as well go hard).
-Amazing GRU tap water from Gainesville - I call it "city
-A job I actually enjoy going to every day (other than sleeping you
spend more time in your life working than anything else. Might as
well enjoy it.)
-Not having any beating hearts dependant on me for continued
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On my 30th birthday, I'm going to weigh less than I did on my 15th
Am I going catabolic?
Must eat! Must exercise! Must sleep!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I used to stay up late playing video games and stuff however now I
get up at 4:30am on Fridays to go to the gym so I'm already tired
by 10pm. My life isn't really thrilling.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If I started admitting private things, that'd ruin the mystery,
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