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29 Gainesville, FL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:08pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Hey! Thanks for visiting my profile! It's currently a work in progress =)

I typically don't like these sorts of summaries, since there's more to a person than what they can think of on the spot when asked to summarize themselves. That, and people like to write about who they wish they were, and not really who they actually are. I think the best part about meeting someone is learning what makes them unique.

With that said, if I had to describe myself, I think I would fall under a couple of categories:

-Likes to find the humor in everything in life
-Likes to try all kinds of new activities and experiences
-Devotes himself to his hobbies and passions
-Is open minded in many regards, but likes to view the world logically and rationally
-Tries to live life care-free with as little worries as possible.
What I’m doing with my life
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Job..... Check
House.... Check
Car.... Check
Boat.... Check
Debt.... Minimal
Education.... In Progress
Girlfriend..... Error. No data found.

Living the American dream.... Almost....
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Technology things.
Being a Merman.
Growing a beard whether I like it or not.
Being a PC gaming snob.
Blowin' Trees.
Shootin' guns.
Taking foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Going on adventures to Florida Gator football away games - my away game record is 33-16.
Reminding people to stop doing dumb stuff.
Talking and telling stories.
Making people laugh with said stories.
Hand gestures while telling said stories.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The beard. Definitely the beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Back in middle school and highschool I read quite a bit.. Mostly fantasy novel series. I haven't read much of anything for the last decade until recently when I started reading the game of throne books. I finished book 1 in 4 days and decided I better dial it back a little so I don't finish them all in just a few weeks. I haven't seen any of the shows so I don't know any of the actors playing the characters. This means everyone and everything is my own fantasy and it feels good to use my brain in that way again!!!
I rarely watch movies.
The only thing for which I gander at the talkin' picture box is for live sporting events.
I listen to the Internet.
I eat everything but mushrooms and olives.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My queen size, tempurpedic mattress, craft-mattic remote control adjustable bed with built in vibration (you spend like at least a quarter of your life sleeping. Might as well go hard).
-Time to waste.
-Amazing GRU tap water from Gainesville.
-A job I actually enjoy going to every day (other than sleeping you spend more time in your life working than anything else. Might as well enjoy it.)
-Not having any beating hearts dependant on me for continued existence (children/animals).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'm going to order next on Amazon Prime.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Staying up until 4am roasting some indoors and PC gaming with my friends while talking in TeamSpeak.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If I started admitting private things, that'd ruin the mystery, right? ;)
You should message me if
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Anything on here is interesting to you! Also, if you're looking for some nice conversation- I guarantee I'll respond.

Oh and bonus points if you know what my username means!