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  • Ages 20-31
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My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:08am
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Average build
Other and laughing about it
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I used to be a lazy, out of shape, unhealthy, nerdy pot head. I recently changed my life for the better and if you are interested in knowing about it please read below. Viewing my pics you can see how I used to look vs. how I look now!
What I’m doing with my life
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Job..... Check
House.... Check
Car.... Check
Boat.... Check
Debt.... Minimal
Education.... In Progress

Life change alert! In late August 2014 one afternoon I walked into a WalMart after a day of scalloping, fishing, drinking, weed smoking, etc out on the boat with friends and I stuck my arm into one of those blood pressure machines. The numbers came back and read 155 / 95 and according to the little chart on the side of the device that isn't good. I went home and started doing research about "prehypertension" and "hypertension" and started getting freaked out. Needless to say, shortly after this I decided it was time to change my life. I had been living a mostly sedentary lifestyle since college and ate a diet of mostly prepared, processed foods. I hadn't been to a doctor in almost 10 years for any sort of wellness checkup and honestly I was terrified of what they would tell me. I am 5'8 and I was about 255 pounds and wore 40-42 waist in my pants. I started going to the gym 5 - 6 days a week lifting weights, doing cardio on the side, going to bed earlier, and eating WHOLE FOODS. Lots of fresh veggies, probably ate more fresh veggies in the last 6 months than I ate in the 10 years prior combined. Lots of grilled chicken as well, lots of eggs, lots of protein powder. 9 months later, I weigh 185 pounds, wear 32-34 waist in my pants now, and my latest profile pic reflects how I look now vs comparing to the rest of my profile pics. I went to the doctor for a wellness checkup after doing this for 5 months and got a physical and blood work done. My blood pressure is now 115 / 65. My blood showed that my sugars, fats, cholesterol, etc are all in optimal, healthy range. Its safe to say I've officially changed my life in the way I look at activity, food, nutrition, myself, etc. I feel so much better than I ever did before and I never even realized!!!

Now I'm a lazy, in shape, healthy, nerdy pothead ;)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Gym - fitness
Boat related adventures
Technology things.
Being a Merman.
Growing a beard whether I like it or not.
Being a PC gaming snob.
Blowin' Trees.
Shootin' guns.
Taking foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Going on adventures to Florida Gator football away games - my away game record is 33-16.
Reminding people to stop doing dumb stuff.
Talking and telling stories.
Making people laugh with said stories.
Hand gestures while telling said stories.
Gym - fitness
The first things people usually notice about me
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If they know me, that I'm no longer the fat guy anymore. If they don't know me, my handsome looks and irresistible charm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Back in middle school and highschool I read quite a bit.. Mostly fantasy novel series. I haven't read much of anything for the last decade until recently when I started reading the game of throne books. I finished book 1 in 4 days and decided I better dial it back a little so I don't finish them all in just a few weeks. I haven't seen any of the shows so I don't know any of the actors playing the characters. This means everyone and everything is my own fantasy and it feels good to use my brain in that way again!!!
I rarely watch movies.
The only thing for which I gander at the talkin' picture box is for live sporting events.
I listen to the Internet.
I eat everything but mushrooms and olives.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My queen size, tempurpedic mattress, craft-mattic remote control adjustable bed with built in vibration (you spend like at least a quarter of your life sleeping. Might as well go hard).
-Gym/activity <-----new
-Amazing GRU tap water from Gainesville - I call it "city punch"
-A job I actually enjoy going to every day (other than sleeping you spend more time in your life working than anything else. Might as well enjoy it.)
-Not having any beating hearts dependant on me for continued existence (children/animals).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On my 30th birthday, I weighed less than I did on my 15th birthday.
Macro nutrients.
Am I going catabolic?
Must eat! Must exercise! Must sleep!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I used to stay up late playing video games and stuff however now I get up at 4:30am on Fridays to go to the gym so I'm already tired by 10pm. My life isn't really thrilling.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If I started admitting private things, that'd ruin the mystery, right? ;)
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Down with gender roles!

You want to go for a boat ride?