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GfunkDFunct22

32 Ithaca, NY Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:23pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Portuguese (Okay), Italian (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm an artist; I've been drawing cartoons since I was an itty(er) bitty(er) person who could barely hold a pencil. I was a champion competitive tap dancer growing up and I've picked it back up at the CSMA. I also repair and sew plush creatures, write poetry, write short stories and needle felt.

I have a sharp sense of humor. I grew up in a close family of sarcastic, warm, funny people, so I'm well-versed in the art of making you laugh. I am witty and delightfully snide but I am also not above poop jokes. Almost nothing is sacred when it comes to me making a crass jibe, especially when I'm with my equally deranged best friend. Consider yourself warned (or hopefully blessed?).

I am not radical. I'm also not apathetic. I just feel like we would all get along better if we stopped loudly proclaiming how we think the world should work and how people should live their lives and just saw each other as people instead of ideological enemies or potential converts to our own ways of thinking. If you're one of the plethora of self-stroking and preachy religious, political or even dietary types in this area, you keep right on walkin', pal! You're barking up the wrong non-blowhard tree!

I love to learn. I have always been guided by intellect and genuine wonder and curiosity about the world. If we go into the woods on a hike, I'm the one stopping every fifty feet to observe every odd piece of fungus or trying to discern which type of bird I just heard. Soaking in information is my rocket fuel.
What I’m doing with my life
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On the topic of learnin' and knowin' shit... besides juggling a pretty swell job wrangling Slinkies and stuffed cheetahs at a local toy shop, I'm in college at SUNY Cortland for a B.A. in Professional Writing. My ultimate goal is to be a grant writer, even though I'm sure it would make many of my professors happy if I pursued a career as a novelist. In an ideal world, I'd opt for something more creative, but I'm tired of a history of my paychecks being most useful as material to burn in a trashcan hobo fire to keep warm.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Seeing the best in people (admittedly to a fault at times), introspection, being little spoon, being big spoon, winning stuffed animals from claw machines and carnival games, using chopsticks, getting belongings and clothing caught on mailboxes, running into door frames and walls, foreign languages, putting together care packages, rugby tackles, experimenting with spices, finding four-leaf clovers, falling asleep during movies, helping loved ones feel better, losing at solitaire, winning at Scrabble and Trivial Pursuit, befriending wild baby birds and remembering a zillion little bits of trivia in my "sponge brain," as my friends lovingly call it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I always hope it's my big, brown eyes because I inherited them from my Dad and they happen to be what made my Mom fall for him. More than likely, though, people first notice that I'm short. I've heard every obnoxious short joke in the book since I was a kid.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: "In God We Trust, All Others Pay Cash" by Jean Shepherd, "Bossypants" by Tina Fey, "Braindroppings" by George Carlin, any compilations of poetry, "This is How You Lose Her" by Junot Diaz, "Lover's Dictionary" by David Levithan, "Bread Givers" by Anzia Yezierska, any big books full of small facts for my "sponge brain," books on true crime or forensics

TV: Archer, Bob's Burgers, Daria, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Law & Order: SVU, Strangers With Candy, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Forensic FIles or any true crime/forensics show

Movies: Memento, A Charlie Brown Christmas, A Christmas Story, The Invention of Lying, Snatch, Bitch Slap, Shaun of the Dead, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Nosferatu, Fargo, The Maltese Falcon

Art (why not?): Edward Hopper paintings (especially Chop Suey), 1920s advertisement art (especially by Leonetto Cappiello)

Music: Radiohead, Billie Holiday, Amy Winehouse, King Khan, Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings, The Bell, Frank Sinatra, Flying Lotus, Björk, The Foo Fighters, Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, Stone Temple Pilots, Morphine, (no country or pop, please)

Food/Drink: Most anything. I'm one of the least picky eaters you'll meet and I love trying foreign food. Extra points for German food, crab legs and cheese. I try to avoid diet soda but we have a dirty, disgusting, on-again-off-again love affair.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Holidays
2. Snow
3. Loved ones
4. Something new to learn
5. My pets (my cats, Fruit Bat and Space Invader; and my ferret, Zucchini)
6. A sense of accomplishment
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Loved ones, change, plush creature designs, what the future might hold for me, romance and all of its possibilities
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Enjoying the splendor and majesty of the great indoors. I'm an introvert (not to be confused with a misanthrope, a social cripple or a serial killer) and I also have a lot of commitments during the week. I typically don't work or have classes on Friday nights so it's a good time for me to lay low, take a breather and recharge my batteries. It's not necessary that I do that alone, though. If I'm partnered up, it's prime cuddle time!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I grew up in the familial equivalent of a goddamn unicorn: A functional family with parents who have been happily married since they were 19 and 22. They're still my role models for a happy partnership and I really want and admire what they have; I just haven't found it. I worry a lot that our culture has gotten so disconnected, self-centered and polarized (not to mention so heavily divorced) in the time since my parents met that I'm not going to easily find someone who really knows or even wants to know how to create a dynamic of mutual, equal love and care between two people. I keep trying and I stay hopeful, though.
You should message me if
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If you made a sincere effort, read my profile and liked what it said. If you'd value knowing me even though we may only end up being friends. If you're unique. If you're a thinker. If you have a sharp wit and a biting sense of humor. If you're socially awkward in an endearing way. If you're sweet and genuine.