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GfunkDFunct22

32 F Ithaca, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Oct 9
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Portuguese (Okay), Italian (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've been a lifelong cartoonist and plush artist for my own enjoyment. I lived in and love Chicago. I get stupidly giddy about tons of little things (message me for more info about those). I'm tactful but not PC. I have a vast vocabulary but I swear like a sailor. I have a clever, witty, "delightfully f@#$ed-up" sense of humor, but I'm also not above making shart jokes. I'm a chatterbox but also an introvert who prefers the company of one to a small handful of friends. I love snow, no matter how late in the season, and I don't care that it makes the weather grumblers treat me like a leper.

I'm happily in a relationship, but I've come to the realization that ever since I've committed myself to academia and work, I've spent more time without a solid social network than I should and it makes me feel lonely for friends sometimes. It's tough being a busy adult and making friends; don't you agree? I'd like to meet a few friends who I can enjoy my down time with over coffee or some small adventures and get to know well. Maybe you fit that bill! :-)
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm juggling a full-time course load at SUNY Cortland for a B.A. in Professional Writing and a gig at a local fancy-shmancy used clothing store. This is my second to last semester and then I will go out into the big world to leave retail/customer service behind and ideally land a job as a nitpicky editor or a grant writer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Seeing the best in people, introspection, low-brow art, being little spoon, being big spoon, winning stuffed animals from claw machines and carnival games, giving advice (when it's asked for), cooking, neck rubs, using chopsticks, getting belongings and clothing caught on mailboxes, running into door frames and walls, foreign languages, putting together care packages, rugby tackles, experimenting with spices, finding four-leaf clovers, falling asleep during movies, helping loved ones feel better, losing at solitaire, winning at Scrabble and Trivial Pursuit, being a friend, getting cats' attention, befriending wild baby birds, entertaining kids (though I'd much prefer not to), tap dancing and remembering a zillion little bits of trivia in my "sponge brain," as my friends lovingly call it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably a combination of my height and my disproportionately chatty mouth. It's hard not to notice when someone's only 5' 1", except when you are 5'1". A friend of mine called me "Small Dog" because, like them, I bark like I'm larger than life with zero self-awareness of my size.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: "In God We Trust, All Others Pay Cash" by Jean Shepherd, "Bossypants" by Tina Fey, "Braindroppings" by George Carlin, any big books full of small facts for my "sponge brain," books on true crime or forensics

TV: Daria, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Law & Order, Law & Order: SVU, Strangers With Candy, Monty Python's Flying Circus, any true crime/forensic show

Movies: A Charlie Brown Christmas, A Christmas Story, The Invention of Lying, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Snatch, Bitch Slap, Shaun of the Dead, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Nosferatu, Fargo, the most recent series of Batman movies, the Lord of the Rings trilogy

Websites (why not?): Regretsy, Cracked, The Onion, The Oatmeal, Hyperbole and a Half, Cyanide and Happiness, Winning At Everything, Facebook, Uh-Pinions

Art (also why not?): Edward Hopper paintings (especially Chop Suey), 1920s advertisement art (especially by Leonetto Cappiello)

Music: Radiohead, Billie Holiday, The Bell, Frank Sinatra, Flying Lotus, Björk, The Foo Fighters, Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, Stone Temple Pilots, Polaris, Santigold, Cake, The XX, Supreme Beings of Leisure, Justice, Pink Floyd, The Roots, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, A Tribe Called Quest, Aesop Rock, The Vince Guaraldi Trio (no country or pop, please)

Food/Drink: Most anything. I'm one of the least picky eaters you'll meet and I love trying foreign food. Extra points for German food, crab legs and cheese. :-D I try to avoid diet soda but we still have a sordid love affair.

You may notice that my details say "never" with regard to drinking. Since adult non-drinkers always seem to be pegged as either uber-religious or recovering alcoholics, or questioned and looked at quizzically like they're from a strange planet devoid of all logic, I will elaborate. I am none of the above, just a poor sap who got dealt a hand that includes the "Migraines and Chronic Headaches" card. I am on a wonderful medication that has snuffed out most of said headaches, but at the expense of my ability to drink or be in sunlight for long periods of time. So I guess I'm kind of the equivalent of a vampire slug, vanquished with daylight and booze. I suppose this is all a roundabout way of saying yes, we can go out for drinks at night, it's just that unless it's a special occasion, mine will be a Diet Pepsi, neat (or a Coke Zero with a twist if I'm craving the harder stuff).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Holidays
2. Snow
3. Loved ones
4. Something new to learn
5. My pets (two kitties and a ferret)
6. A sense of accomplishment
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Loved ones, change, plush creature designs, what the future might hold for me, love and all of its possibilities
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Spending time with my girlfriend. :-)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was a kid, I was afraid to look out windows at night out of fear that I'd see someone else looking back at me who clearly shouldn't be there. I never really outgrew it. I'm shamelessly vain about my hair. I hate worms on the pavement after it rains, weddings and the sound of a baby crying.
You should message me if
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If you made a sincere effort, read my profile and liked what it said. If you'd value knowing me even though we can only be friends. If you're unique. If you're a thinker. If you have a sharp wit and a biting sense of humor. If you're socially awkward in an endearing way. If you're kind and warm.