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38 Victoria, British Columbia, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 19
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
When drinking
Atheism, and very serious about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from med school
Entertainment / Media
More than $1,000,000
Has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am:
musical, discordant, zany, lame, cheerful, grumpy, creative, plain, thoughtful, selfish, hilarious, melancholy, spontaneous, predictable, sensual, inappropriate, loving, misanthropic, loyal, incorrigible, compassionate, cheeky, affectionate, distant, excitable, mellow, intelligent, clueless, athletic, lazy, sarcastic, sincere, walking contradiction, paradox, multifaceted, hopeless, romantic and the list goes on.
I am looking to meet someone/people who are also all of those things.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Honestly? I have no F'ing idea! Trying to have as much fun as humanly possible I suppose.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Crooning and spooning.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My sparkling green eyes and my thin gingery beard and my full kissable lips.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Tim and Eric Awesome Show. Great Job!
Peep Show
Flight Of The Concords
Kitchen Confidential!
Mr. Show!!
The Wire
Band Of Brothers
The Sarah Silverman Program
The Venture Brothers
The Brak Show
Arrested Development
Simpsons, Seinfeld, South Park...but of course
Wonder Showzen (1st season only)
Robot Chicken is o.k. sometimes
All cartoons from the 80's


Amalie, American Splendor, Annie Hall, Badlands, Barry Lyndon, Barton Fink, Being John Malkovitch, Best In Show,
The Black Cauldron, Black Cat White Cat, Baraka,
But I'm A Cheerleader, Chinatown, City Of God, Clockwatchers, Conan The Barbarian, Crumb, The Dark Crystal, Dead Man,
Deconstructing Harry,
Devil And Daniel Johnston, Delicatessan, Donnie Darko
Doom Generation, Dune, Election, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Fargo, Fast Food Nation, Fried Green Tomatoes,
9 Lives of Fritz The Cat
Ghostbusters, Glengarry Glen Ross, The Goonies,
Groundhog Day, Hairspray (John Waters not the bullshit remake), Halfbaked,
Happiness, Heathers, How To Get Ahead In Advertising
I Heart Huckabees, In the Realms Of The Unreal, The King Of Comedy, The Last Unicorn, Little Big Man, Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels, Lotcho Drom
Melvin Goes To Dinner, A Mighty Wind, The Mission, Mulholland Drive, Meet The Feebles
Muriel's Wedding, My Life As A Dog, Mysterious Skin,
New York Stories, Office Space, Pieces Of April, Pi, Punch-Drunk Love, Romper Stomper
Rushmore, SLC Punk, Sexy Beast, Shallow Grave,
Shaun Of The Dead, Sin City, Sleeper, State And Main,
Squid And The Whale, Swing (Ugoslavian one)
Thumbsucker, Top Secret, The Triplets Of Belleville,
True Romance, Waking Life, Watership Down, Wild At Heart,
Withnail And I, Wizards, Wonder Boys


Anything by David Sedaris
Anything by Herman Hesse
Anything by Kurt Vonnegut
Anything by Tom Robbins
Anything by Henry Miller

Bill Bryson
Auguston Burroughs
Hubert Selby Jr.
Farley Mowat
D.H. Lawrence

"The Corrections" "Kitchen Confidential"
"Kicking Tomorrow" "Guitar Man"

Calvin and Hobbes

Almost any graphic novel I can get my hands on

and much much more
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
friends, famliy, love, sex, music, booze...not necessarily in that priorities are constantly getting shifted up and down the list
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
.........................................sorry what was the question?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
disco dancing in my kitchen.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have an Okcupid account.
You should message me if
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If you daaaaaare.