I'm a licensed private investigator during the "day" and one half of a certain legendary rock duo at "night." Yes, I do stakeouts and tail people nearly every day. Yes, I have a badge, however I feel I should state for the record that I am not a cop and don't carry a firearm. I decided not to pursue a career in law enforcement because the cards are already stacked horribly and unfairly in my favor as a white man with a badge. I don't want to join a poisonous, racist system where they give you a killing tool and say "this is what the bad people look like."
On a more cheerful note; I have a cat named Ms. Moneypenny who I sometimes take on cases. My job keeps me busy and can be a bit tedious, but also gives me tons of interesting stories which I am more than happy to share.
When I have free time from the day job (which is not often enough), I sing, write songs, and play bass and other instruments in my band called Catscan! We have a growing following in the local indie/rock/punk/electronic scene (despite not really fitting snuggly into any of those genres) so you may or may not have heard of us.
When not doing either of those things I delve (to varying degrees) into every other kind of artistic pursuit imaginable when I can and/or when I'm inspired. I also like movies, naturey stuff (i.e. hiking, camping, fishing, archery, etc.,) video games, photography, reading, writing, boxing (bag, not faces), thrift stores, social drinking. I run sometimes, but I can't say I enjoy it much.
ISFJ (that's the one you want)