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White, Other
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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ATTENTION!: Forget the rest of my charming profile for a second, stop gawking at my lovely green eyes, and pay attention! We will be in New York for our mini-tour (not Minotaur) this weekend. If you're in said city come check us out and I will sing to you personally.

Don Pedro
August 21, 2014
in New York, NY

Tammany Hall
August 22, 2014
in New York, NY

Desmond's Tavern
August 23, 2014
New York, NY

I'm a licensed private investigator. No, that's not a pick up line. No, it's not just like the movies (Ok. Maybe a little.) Yes, I do stakeouts and tail people nearly every day. Yes, I have a badge. My job keeps me busy and it can be a bit tedious, but it also gives me tons of interesting stories.

I have a cat named Ms. Moneypenny who likes to go on cases with me.

When I have free time (which is not often enough), I sing, write songs, and play bass and other instruments in a band called Catscan!

I delve (to varying degrees) into every other kind of artistic pursuit imaginable when I can and when I'm inspired. I also enjoy video games, movies, naturey stuff (i.e. hiking, camping, fishing, archery, etc.,) photography, reading, writing, boxing (bag, not faces), thrift stores, social drinking. I run, but I can't say I enjoy it much.

ISFJ (that's the one you want)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
This is referring to my future plans? I know I want to go on holiday somewhere amazing like Greece (I have family in Cyprus and Athens,) Australia/New Zealand, or Japan as soon as I can afford it. I'd like to eventually quit my day job and do music full time, but the chances of making a living like that are slim. I assume I'll probably get married at some point, have kids, and die... roughly in that order.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a damn good bassist and a pretty darn good singer. I can't dance for shit, but I will at weddings, when I'm hammered, or both.

Other incredible skills:

-Nearly flawless sense of direction
-Cat whispering
-Fake New Zealand accent
-Brock Samson (Patrick Warburton) impression
-Super Intuition and when that fails, Super Logic/Problem Solving
-Safety Consciousness
-Hummingbird Fingers (bass player)
-Purdy Eyes
-Deer Spotting (DEER!!!)
-Parent Charming
-Hitting that high note in Take On Me
-Strong Code o' Ethics
-"Other things"

Things I lack:

-skill/knowledge in most sports
- large amounts of excess funds
-"summer styles"
- consistently reliable weekend schedule
-20/20 vision (I wear glasses. Deal.)
-"Hollywood Standard" looks
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
No idea.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: They Might Be Giants, Gorillaz, The Aquabats, Duke Ellington, Radiohead, REM, Talking Heads, Ween, A-ha, Ratatat, Ima Robot, Frank Sinatra, Little Dragon, Chromeo, Hot Chip, Blink 182, the Flaming Lips, Foster the People, The Knife, Smiletron, Coda, DEVO, Poshi Taikuza, GLC, Buckethead, The Pixies, Glukoza, The Electric Grandmother, Gustav Holst, No Doubt, Mono Puff, John Williams, Jack Wall, Jeremy Soule, Howard Shore, Enya, Bowie, Les Claypool, that's the tip of the iceberg.

Authors: Douglas Adams, J.R.R. Tolkien, Junot Diaz, Ian Fleming, James Ellroy, Homer, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Denise Devries (That's my mom. She's an author,) and others.

I hate Bukowski. Seriously, fuck off Bukowski.

TV Shows: It's Always Sunny, IT Crowd, Peep Show, Seinfeld, Star Trek OS and TNG, The Venture Bros., any Tim and Eric project, the original Iron Chef, Extras, The Wire, Mad Men, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Breaking Bad, South Park, Metalocalypse, Adventure Time, Game of Thrones, etc.

Movies: LoTR, Star Wars (pre-CG), Blues Brothers, most Noir films, Bond Films, The Fifth Element, Dumb and Dumber, A Bridge too Far, A Goofy Movie, The Room, Danger: Diabolik, Jackie Chan movies, Indiana Jones, The Big Lebowski, Casablanca, Bladerunner, Fantastic Planet.
Also anything with Sean Connery, Harrison Ford, Sean Bean, Jason Statham, AHNOLD!, Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart, Liam Neeson, or Bruce Willis.

And Pupusas.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
No. That's not going to tell you anything about me. Here are six things I'd prefer never to do without.

1.Golden Oolong Tea
2. the subtle aura of mystery one gets when one carries a black briefcase (especially if it's full of cool PI gadgets)
3. the farfisa compact organ (instrument)
4. long-term olfactory memory
5. my severe nothing allergy
6. the fact that one can still buy classic coke in glass bottles
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
New songs, my level of sleepiness, work, women, occasionally the past, all that subconscious shit, women, food, feminism, how I'm going to fix the DeLorean and get back to my own time, am I being followed?, robots, what I forgot to do today, etc.

Life, the universe, and everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Basically anything that's not a club or bowling. Hate bowling. I play a lot of shows on Friday nights so you may find me on stage at one of the many DC rock dives we frequent.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've gotten into an unbreakable habit of saying "howdy" to complete strangers. It's my dad's fault, he's a Texan and it's something he does.

There was that time I was bitten by a wallaby when I was in Australia. Still waiting for the super powers to kick in.

I met Olivia Wilde a couple years ago at an Inaugural Ball. I embarrassed both of us when I said I hadn't seen anything she's been in. She was very kind to me though, despite the unfortunate facial hair I was sporting at the time.

This is true. I spent two nights in '09 as a crime fighter in Richmond; costume and everything. Nothing went down. Waste of time and sewing.

I hate geese more than any other animal, including brain-eating parasites.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If yeh ain't yella.

If you're a swell gal lookin' for a swell fella.

You don't mind the fact that I have and will break many of the stupid dating rules that exist to keep ourselves from getting hurt, but inevitably hurt us more;
i.e. wait a bajillion years to return a text, act like you don't care whether or not the other person even shows up to the date,
not blurting embarrassing truths, etc.

If you're a musician or love music. Having a beautiful singing voice is definitely not a requirement, but it would be an added bonus.

Or you have a closet full of vintage clothes. I'd like to meet a fellow time traveler.

Or, you know if you... *gulp*... want m'bod.

Also, if you've got that Laura Dern in Jurassic Park archaeologist look about you, please message me right now (Rowrr.)