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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-34
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Jul 29, 2014
6' 5" (1.96m)
Body Type
Average build
Special Diet
Agnosticism and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat), C++ (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Oh boy, uhhh... Huge nerd (viz. comic books, computers, games [video and, to a lesser extent, tabletop/board], sci-fi, English grammar [formal and vernacular], science, math, I could keep going...), very smart, very funny, married (but not like, super married; she's got a couple boyfriends), and a genuinely nice guy. But not like, okcupid, fedora-wearing, internet nice guy, where I buy someone dinner and then bitch about "friend zones" or some shit; actual nice guy, where I help someone push their stalled car out of an intersection because I've run out of gas before, and I actually just really like helping people.
What I’m doing with my life
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Professionally: working a job that's often frustrating, but also often incredibly satisfying, and oh god have I turned into Liz Lemon?

Personally: being married to the best lady I could have possibly married, taking care of three cats, and having no interest in kids. Also, wanting to meet some new people, primarily (to be frank) people without Y chromosomes, because I spend a lot of time at work, in the software industry, and it tends to be a big ol' sausage party.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Explaining things I know.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm quite tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I mostly read sci-fi (and technical programming shit): my favorites are probably Alastair Reynolds and Neal Stephenson, and I have been a die-hard Star Wars nerd for probably 15 years now. Yes, even through the prequels. (I have my reasons; they are surprisingly personal.) Oh, and for technical programming shit, I actually really love my 4th Edition The C# Programming Language with commentary from my programming hero, Eric Lippert. He is a dreamboat.

TV: 30 Rock (what am I going to do now, oh god), Raising Hope, and Better Off Ted are all great.

Movies: my wife used to work at a movie theater, and could get us both in for free, so we watched a loooooot of movies that summer. I guess my point is I just love movies; I can't pick one or two favorites. Think nerdy (apropos of above) and also stuff that's really funny when you're drunk (viz. Anchorman, Super Troopers, Idle Hands, Fired Up).

Music: a lot of stuff with absolutely no consistent theme.

Food: I can't even begin to address my food situation. Let's say "remarkably annoyed vegetarian" and leave it at that until you get a chance to ask me to elaborate.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order: books, my voice, the English language (I really do love it), my wife, cats, and my sister.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Unwinding from a long week at work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes I really really miss my mom.
You should message me if
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You want to. Really, what else am I going to put here?