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31 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Jun 5
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Oh boy, uhhh... Huge nerd (viz. comic books, computers, games [video and, to a lesser extent, tabletop/board], sci-fi, English grammar [formal and vernacular], science, math, I could keep going...), very smart, very funny, married (but not like, super married; she's got a couple boyfriends), and a genuinely nice guy. But not like, okcupid, fedora-wearing, internet nice guy, where I buy someone dinner and then bitch about "friend zones" or some shit; actual nice guy, where I help someone push their stalled car out of an intersection because I've run out of gas before, and I actually just really like helping people.
What I’m doing with my life
Professionally: working a job that's often frustrating, but also often incredibly satisfying, and oh god have I turned into Liz Lemon?

Personally: being married to the best lady I could have possibly married, taking care of three cats, and having no interest in kids. Also, wanting to meet some new people, primarily (to be frank) people without Y chromosomes, because I spend a lot of time at work, in the software industry, and it tends to be a big ol' sausage party.
I’m really good at
Explaining things I know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I mostly read sci-fi (and technical programming shit): my favorites are probably Alastair Reynolds and Neal Stephenson, and I have been a die-hard Star Wars nerd for probably 15 years now. Yes, even through the prequels. (I have my reasons; they are surprisingly personal.) Oh, and for technical programming shit, I actually really love my 4th Edition The C# Programming Language with commentary from my programming hero, Eric Lippert. He is a dreamboat.

TV: 30 Rock (what am I going to do now, oh god), Raising Hope, and Better Off Ted are all great.

Movies: my wife used to work at a movie theater, and could get us both in for free, so we watched a loooooot of movies that summer. I guess my point is I just love movies; I can't pick one or two favorites. Think nerdy (apropos of above) and also stuff that's really funny when you're drunk (viz. Anchorman, Super Troopers, Idle Hands, Fired Up).

Music: a lot of stuff with absolutely no consistent theme.

Food: I can't even begin to address my food situation. Let's say "remarkably annoyed vegetarian" and leave it at that until you get a chance to ask me to elaborate.
The six things I could never do without
In no particular order: books, my voice, the English language (I really do love it), my wife, cats, and my sister.
On a typical Friday night I am
Unwinding from a long week at work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I really really miss my mom.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You want to. Really, what else am I going to put here?