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30 M Carrboro, NC

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 24–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:40pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Working on Ph.D program
Science / Engineering
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I was once asked to make a slideshow explaining why I'm dateable. So I did. It's a bit dated, but basically a more visual version of this profile:


Let's see, in a nutshell, I'd describe myself as progressive, agnostic, creative, all about the science things. I suppose I'm funny/witty/sarcastic - but that's open to interpretation. I'm incredibly fun to be around and super hot - those, however, are undeniable truths.

I'm active - I run a lot, and I like to get a work out in more days than not, either with yoga or at the gym. I'm super trendy with my marathon stickers and yoga mat, right? Just keeping the body and brain healthy! I'm also a PhD student. So that takes up quite a bit of my time.

Other amazing things - I play the guitar like 1/2 the people on this planet. I try to be worldly and cultured and get out a lot - both locally and not so local. I travel when I can - there's still quite a bit left on my to-do list. New experiences are important, so if you have something new and exciting to do, let me know!

In general I like really cool things, and here are a few: running, yoga, football, mountains, beaches, everything in between mountains and beaches, the arts (music, performing, folk, the kind you just look at), craft beers, good whiskey, and going to the farmer's market then cooking delicious things (I tend to cook healthy, but I can make some super unhealthy things too). And for what it's worth, ENTP - and yes, I know lack of predictive power of M-B.
What I’m doing with my life
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Mostly PhDing at UNC. But to summarize:

1) Having Fun.
2) Working hard.
3) Staying healthy so I can keep having fun and working hard.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
very, very many things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not sure, but when we meet, please let me know so I can round out this profile. From time to time I find myself on a first date with someone who didn't realize my username is somewhat, if not entirely sarcastic. Maybe a more accurate name would have been ReasonablySizedMuscles.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, A Confederacy of Dunces. American Beauty, Back to the Future I, Back to the Future II, Back to the Future III. I usually eat a lot of veggies, but I'll really eat just about anything. All music except the sucky kinds - it's mostly indie, but I generally don't hate on music... usually.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six less obvious necessities: ice cold water, stretching, clean towels, dental floss, and Cosby Show and Rosanne reruns.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future. And Christmas, of course.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
looking good. Looking real good. And probably studying.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I envy the Cookie Monster.
You should message me if
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You have a very important announcement... Or if you want to get to know me.