I'm happiest when driving down Highway 1 to Santa Cruz and then setting up a tent at a campsite. I go from zero to beardly in 6.5 seconds. I enjoy banter, getting out to nature, and I'm still pinching myself all the time since I finally moved back to the Bay Area in July after 5 years in L.A. I'm more of a combination of atheist and Jewish, in that I think god is silly, but I love brisket.
One of my best friends and his soon-to-be wife asked me to officiate their wedding this June, so I'm now an ordained Dudeist Priest because The Big Lebowski has its own fake religion. I am an expert campfire-maker, I'm pretty good in the kitchen, and your mom and her partner will love me if we date long enough to get there.