Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out
dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old
people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for
being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start
work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work
for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you
are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you
become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a
baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months
floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and
room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You
finish off as an orgasm!
What I’m doing with my life
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videomaker | sound designer
I’m really good at
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talking about world conspiracy theories when i get drunk
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Bret Easton Ellis | Michael Haneke+Asian Movies+Many Many More |
Sigur Ròs | Ramen
The six things I could never do without
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1. any music instrument
3. bloody mary
6. my mac
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how funny should be living in a post-apocalyptic society
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
probably avoiding to drive
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i look furry but i'm not!
You should message me if
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Message me if you are wearing red shoes
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