I think that I am larger than life in person. I make friends
easily, but that doesn't mean I want to be everyone's friend. I am
generous, I will try to solve any problem you complain to me about,
and I am so old school that your grandpa probably likes me more
than you ever will.
What I’m doing with my life
Just getting started as a Lawyer.
I’m really good at
Cooking. Taking adorable photos of my cat. 1-upmanship.
The first things people usually notice about me
fat, beard, scary, redneck, he must use hair coloring on SOMETHING
but WHAT, in that order.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Scifi, Anime, Cult Classics, Sushi, and Italian. None of those
directly corresponds to the suggested order above, but those are
things that I love and it would be REALLY cool if you loved them
The six things I could never do without
Fuck the rest of this list.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing something fantastic for dinner. If you don't consider
yourself an eater, or a foodie, or the type of person who can eat
sushi blindfolded it probably isn't going to work out between us.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My hidden talents can only be demonstrated in your average family
You should message me if
You wanna go camping with guns and 4 wheel drive.
You want to be asked a series of unusual questions while I try and
figure out if we are meant to be together.
You actually smile in your okcupid photos. I mean, jesus, this is
how you are representing yourself to the people you are trying to
date. Unless it is your plan to date someone who prefers the
company of thugs and grumpy people, you aren't doing yourselves any