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Jslaughtskies

30 M Costa Mesa, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
I think that I am larger than life in person. I make friends easily, but that doesn't mean I want to be everyone's friend. I am generous, I will try to solve any problem you complain to me about, and I can talk about anything for days.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I am handling my Dad's probate. It is a time consuming process, but it does leave me with lots of availability when I'm not paying bills and going to court.
I’m really good at
Cooking. Taking adorable photos of my cat. 1-upmanship.
The first things people usually notice about me
fat, beard, scary, redneck, he must use hair coloring on SOMETHING but WHAT, in that order.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Scifi, Anime, Cult Classics, Sushi, and Italian. None of those directly corresponds to the suggested order above, but those are things that I love, and it would be REALLY cool if you loved them too.
The six things I could never do without
Animals
Hobbies
Motorized Transportation
Fuck the rest of this list.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually at a friend's house, pissing off his girlfriend or wife or fiance` by breathing the same air as her.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My hidden talents can only be demonstrated in your average family fun center.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You wanna go camping with guns and 4 wheel drive.

You want to be asked a series of unusual questions while I try and figure out if we are meant to be together.