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Jslaughtskies

30 M Costa Mesa, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I think that I am larger than life in person. I make friends easily, but that doesn't mean I want to be everyone's friend. I am generous, I will try to solve any problem you complain to me about, and I can talk about anything for days.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Building a table. As of August 9th 2014 it is usable, but not quite finished.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking. Taking adorable photos of my cat. 1-upmanship.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
fat, beard, scary, redneck, he must use hair coloring on SOMETHING but WHAT, in that order.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Scifi, Anime, Cult Classics, Sushi, and Italian. None of those directly corresponds to the suggested order above, but those are things that I love and it would be REALLY cool if you loved them too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Animals
Hobbies
Motorized Transportation
Fuck the rest of this list.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Nerdy stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing something fantastic for dinner. If you don't consider yourself an eater, or a foodie, or the type of person who can eat sushi blindfolded it probably isn't going to work out between us.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hidden talents can only be demonstrated in your average family fun center.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You wanna go camping with guns and 4 wheel drive.

You want to be asked a series of unusual questions while I try and figure out if we are meant to be together.

You actually smile in your okcupid photos. I mean, jesus, this is how you are representing yourself to the people you are trying to date. Unless it is your plan to date someone who prefers the company of thugs and grumpy people, you aren't doing yourselves any favors.