Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello. I'm slowly becoming a mysogynist.
I've been in Singapore for over a year now and have been on a
plethora of first dates and 0 second dates. The more I date the
more I conceed that I will have to get a hareem of cats to keep me
company when I'm older and transfer my love to them...not in a
sexual way! I will have to hold their hand bags and take them for
Beside my cat destiny I'm quite a normal guy. I'm an enginner, I do
Bjj...nothing to do with blowjobs! And all for what?!?....to keep
my cats well kept???
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm slowly conforming to the bubble of Singapore. This place is an
adaptation my great grandmother would make of the real world. I do
like it here...but I miss art and crime. I miss reading correct
uncensored local news.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Spelling words so completely wrong not even microsoft word knows
what I'm trying to spell.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Usually people say it's my eyes...but they are just trying to have
sex with me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The God delusion
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time
Lord of the Rings
Empire of the Ants
Game of Thrones
The wire. Enough said.
Love movies! Favourites are Taken, The Croupier, American
Psycho, American History X, Lord of the Rings... there's just too
many to mention.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Some people actually put down air, food etc...how stupid are
- Dry wit
- Odd socks
- cat sex
The cat sex thing is a joke.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All the cats I'll tie together to make my future wife.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually I don't drink on Fridays cause I try to do something on
Saturday...maybe cat shopping. Sometimes I will go to that black
abyss safari in Clarke quay and watch the angmohs get hunted by
money hungrey girls.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Hey! You! Girl!
I will not message you if you have nothing written in your profile.
This is a dating app...you have to make an effort....if not go to
tinder! (Where you will also find me).
Read my profile. I've read yours (and it was crap).
You have to have photos of your face...not some artistic shot of
I really love that yoga pose and photo of your dog.
Who are you looking for?
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