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That_Demon_Life

39 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of high school
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not here for random hook ups, I'm here for specific ones.

I got electric boots and a mohair suit.

I guess once a year there's a week where we bring attention to the fact that I don't really give a shit about sharks?

My "Quickmatch" "Who Likes You" list looks like the cast of Orange Is The New Black. Who are you people?

I'm into health food, yoga, astral projection and Satan.

I have a Vitamix basically just to say that I have a Vitamix.

I wonder if I can get away with saying I'm 5'10, I've already lied about my age.

A lot of Capricorns were Italians in past lives.

Now I'm listening to The Police and wearing tight pants...De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm part of the process that dulls the collective consciousness while turning the things that are killing you, me and the planet into something you want to buy....I produce commercials.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
References, seeing things at their essence, delegating, finding skilled professionals, mouthing the trumpet parts in "Let Em' In"... I mean the trombone parts, I mean, you know... the horns parts... and guessing what part of town you live in by your personal style.

Oh wait!
I can do this .
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Most people describe their experience the first time seeing me as long sequences of dream-like imagery. This has been translated into manifestations of demons and deities, geometrical patterns, tigers, birds and reptiles. They also experience sensations of flying.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
All and all pedestrian vintage obscure, retro mainstream and lets figure out the human condition, the fabric of consciousness and what the universe is stuff....I probably prefer serial TV to movies these days.

What the Buddha Taught No Exit David Foster Wallace Sam Harris David Sedaris Christopher Hitchens The Psychedelic Experience The Master and Margarita Thus Spoke Zarathustra Brett Easton Ellis

Over The Edge, The Holy Mountain, Bananas and anything with Wallace Shawn.

Friday Night Lights.

I have "Black Sabbath" tattooed on me.

The food is complicated but for the most part the shit Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein got a TV show to make fun of.
But seriously, Applebees, Sonic Burger, Chick-Fil-a, TGI Fridays, BJ's for Pizzookie, Olive Garden... really any place that has anything "signature".
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Led Zeppelin I

This American Life.

Nicotine in it's many forms...currently I chew the gum.

A.P.C.

Some velvet morning when I'm straight.

You.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That the universe could be a hologram which is isomorphic to the information "inscribed" on the surface of its boundary.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wondering why I'm in the Ingmar Bergman movie while the rest of the world get's to be in the Fellini film.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not entirely comfortable wearing nothing but a tight t-shirt and I won't pretend to be a goat when I'm shivering up a lime pole in a crumpet because I don't do lavender. I'm a starfish baby.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You look like Shelley Duvall in 1978 or Todd Rundgren in 72'.

You don't shave under your arms or between your legs. I'm not kidding.

You're a yoga teacher, a shrink or a quantum physicist.

And one final note...I was kidding about my age...I'm really 45 and I don't care, but search settings do. I apologize for the false advertising. But come on, I look better than half the dudes younger than me and I "get it" (whatever the fuck that means). I'm well worth all the emotional baggage and glaring dysfunctional emotional idiosyncrasies and potential health issues that come with my age... or maybe I'm just kidding myself.

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