Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
No matter how much work I do on myself, i still can't get past
"just saying". It's really the Spanish style stucco mini mall off
the 60 of catch phrases.
I am what has been referred to as a "Mahatma" or an "Ascended
Master". More specifically I am a "Chohan" (Lord) of a "Ray"...an
Ascended Master who has been placed in charge of one of the 10
"Rays" due to having an extraordinary natural spiritual affinity
for that Ray. A "Ray" is a concentrated stream of spiritual energy
emanating ultimately from the Godhead. Mine is the 10th Ray, Orange
I'm kidding, what do you want to hear? I'm easy going and love to
travel? Fuck that.
I'm just here for the awkward coffee dates and late night sexting.
I've had better luck finding the awkward coffee dates.
Ultimately our lives will just be a collection of uncompleted stamp
I'm looking for sapiosexual women that aren't that bright.
I got electric boots and a mohair suit.
I guess once a year there's a week where we bring attention to the
fact that I don't really give a shit about sharks?
My "Quickmatch" "Who Likes You" list looks like the cast of Orange
Is The New Black. Who are you people?
I have a Vitamix basically just to say that I have a Vitamix.
I wonder if I can get away with saying I'm 5'10, I've already lied
about my age.
A lot of Capricorns were Italians in past lives.
Now I'm listening to The Police and wearing tight pants...De Do Do
Do, De Da Da Da
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm part of the process that dulls the collective consciousness
while turning the things that are killing you, me and the planet
into something you want to buy....I produce commercials.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
References, seeing things at their essence, delegating, finding
skilled professionals, mouthing the trumpet parts in "Let Em'
In"... I mean the trombone parts, I mean, you know... the horns
parts... and guessing what part of town you live in by your
I can do this
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Most people describe their experience the first time seeing me as
long sequences of dream-like imagery. This has been translated into
manifestations of demons and deities, geometrical patterns, tigers,
birds and reptiles. They also experience sensations of flying.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
All and all pedestrian vintage obscure, retro mainstream and lets
figure out the human condition, the fabric of consciousness and
what the universe is stuff....I probably prefer serial TV to movies
the Buddha Taught No Exit David Foster Wallace
Sedaris Christopher Hitchens
Experience The Master and
Margarita Thus Spoke Zarathustra
Over The Edge, The Holy Mountain, Bananas and anything with Wallace
Friday Night Lights.
I have "Black Sabbath" tattooed on me.
The food is complicated but for the most part the shit Fred Armisen
and Carrie Brownstein got a TV show to make fun of.
But seriously, Applebees, Sonic Burger, Chick-Fil-a, TGI Fridays,
BJ's for Pizzookie, Olive Garden... really any place that has
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Led Zeppelin I
Nicotine in it's many forms...currently I chew the gum.
Some velvet morning when I'm straight.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That the universe could be a hologram which is isomorphic to the
information "inscribed" on the surface of its boundary.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wondering why I'm in the Ingmar Bergman
movie while the
rest of the world get's to be in the Fellini film.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Though it's been rumored that Carly Simon wrote "You're So Vain"
about me and that awful Alanis Morissette wrote "You Ought a Know"
about me and that Karen Carpenter wrote "Superstar" about me and
that Stevie Nicks wrote "Dreams" about me, the truth is Elton John
and Bernie Taupin wrote "Tiny Dancer" about me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't describe yourself with adjectives.
You look like Shelley Duvall in 1978 or Todd Rundgren in 72'.
You don't shave under your arms or between your legs. I'm not
You're a yoga teacher, a shrink or a quantum physicist.
You're tall. I'm 5' 9 and like to wear heels and still feel like a
You have some courtesy, some sympathy, and some taste.
And one final note...I was kidding about my age...I'm really 45 and
I don't care, but search settings do. I apologize for the false
advertising. But come on, I look better than half the dudes younger
than me and I "get it" (whatever the fuck that means). I'm well
worth all the emotional baggage, glaring dysfunctional
idiosyncrasies and potential health issues that come with my age...
or maybe I'm just kidding myself.
Be strong with your Beast.
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