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The_Seven_Rays

40 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of high school
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I am what has been referred to as a "Mahatma" or an "Ascended Master" More specifically I am a "Chohan" (Lord) of a "Ray"...an Ascended Master who has been placed in charge of one of the 12 "Rays" (until recently, 7 Rays were generally known, and 5 Rays were "secret"), due to having an extraordinary natural spiritual affinity for that Ray. A "Ray" is a concentrated stream of spiritual energy emanating, ultimately, from the Godhead. Mine is the Eleventh Ray, Orange (sunshine).

I'm kidding, what do you want to hear? I'm easy going and love to travel? Fuck that.

I'm just here for the awkward coffee dates and late night sexting. I've had better luck finding the awkward coffee dates.

Ultimately our lives will just be a collection of uncompleted stamp reward cards.

A lot of Capricorns were Italians in past lives.

There is nothing more square than a fake hippie and there are a lot of you on here.

Now I'm listening to The Police and wearing tight pants...De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
What I’m doing with my life
I'm part of the process that dulls the collective consciousness while turning the things that are killing you, me and the planet into something you want to buy....I produce commercials.
I’m really good at
References, seeing things at their essence, delegating, finding skilled professionals, mouthing the trumpet parts in "Let Em' In"... I mean the trombone parts, I mean, you know... the horns parts... and guessing what part of town you live in by your personal style.

Oh wait!
I can do this .
The first things people usually notice about me
Most people describe their experience the first time seeing me as long sequences of dream-like imagery. This has been translated into manifestations of demons and deities, geometrical patterns, tigers, birds and reptiles. They also experience sensations of flying.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
All and all pedestrian vintage obscure, retro mainstream and lets figure out the human condition, the fabric of consciousness and what the universe is stuff....I probably prefer serial TV to movies these days.

What the Buddha Taught No Exit David Foster Wallace Sam Harris David Sedaris Christopher Hitchens The Psychedelic Experience The Master and Margarita Thus Spoke Zarathustra Brett Easton Ellis

Over The Edge, The Holy Mountain, Bananas and anything with Wallace Shawn.

Friday Night Lights.

I have "Black Sabbath" tattooed on me.

The food is complicated but for the most part the shit Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein got a TV show to make fun of.
But seriously, Applebees, Sonic Burger, Chick-Fil-a, TGI Fridays, BJ's for Pizzookie, Olive Garden... really any place that has anything "signature".
The six things I could never do without
Led Zeppelin I

This American Life.

Nicotine in it's many forms...currently I chew the gum.

A.P.C.

Some velvet morning when I'm straight.

You.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
That the universe could be a hologram which is isomorphic to the information "inscribed" on the surface of its boundary.
On a typical Friday night I am
Wondering why I'm in the Ingmar Bergman movie while the rest of the world get's to be in the Fellini film.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not entirely comfortable wearing nothing but a tight t-shirt and I won't pretend to be a goat when I'm shivering up a lime pole in a crumpet because I don't do lavender. I'm a starfish baby.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You don't shave under your arms or between your legs. I'm actually not kidding about that.

You're a yoga teacher, a shrink or a quantum physicist.

And one final note...I was kidding about my age...I'm really 45 and I don't care, but search settings do. I apologize for the false advertising. But come on, I look better than half the dudes younger than me and I "get it" (whatever the fuck that means). I'm well worth all the emotional baggage and glaring dysfunctional emotional idiosyncrasies and potential health issues that come with my age... or maybe I'm just kidding myself.

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