I'm kidding, what do you want to hear? I'm easy going and love to travel? Fuck that.
I'm just here for the awkward coffee dates and late night sexting. I've had better luck finding the awkward coffee dates.
Ultimately our lives will just be a collection of uncompleted stamp reward cards.
I'm looking for sapiosexual women that aren't that bright.
I got electric boots and a mohair suit.
I guess once a year there's a week where we bring attention to the fact that I don't really give a shit about sharks?
My "Quickmatch" "Who Likes You" list looks like the cast of Orange Is The New Black. Who are you people?
I have a Vitamix basically just to say that I have a Vitamix.
I wonder if I can get away with saying I'm 5'10, I've already lied about my age.
A lot of Capricorns were Italians in past lives.
Now I'm listening to The Police and wearing tight pants...De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da