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39 Toronto, Ontario, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Not at all
Atheism and laughing about it
Dropped out of High school
Might want kids
Has dogs and Has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Let's rewind the clock back to Los Angeles 1972. A burgeoning self help movement is growing out of the wake of the 60's counterculture revolution. California becomes the epicenter of in depth self discovery as a generation that tried to change the world begins to focus on themselves. Taking a cue from the onslaught of interest in the occult, eastern mysticism, New Age therapeutic communities like Esalen, along with the likes of L Ron Hubbard and numerous other frauds and gurus, we would begin to see proliferation of psuedo-science combined with metaphysical jargon to try and explain ourselves.

My parents were part of a group called "ITSAGUESS" which apparently was an acronym for something founder Turner Barhadt refused to disclose. ITSAGUESS focused mainly on raising an individual's frequency through a process called "Empacommunication". This process required people to speak backwards, walk on one foot, chew gum while rubbing their belly and maintain a strict vegetarian diet consisting only of foods that began with the letter G.

This group also had a practice called "CTEE" (Catching The Ego Early) which involved mildly insulting young children in an attempt to break them down to their base sentient self, so they could be liberated from future dogma.

From 3 to 6 years old I would be mildly insulted on a daily basis as a process to transcend what I would eventually become to avoid becoming it. It was radical, it was dangerous, and in truth it was exciting as it seemed we were heading into new psycological and emotional terrain and a deeper understanding of "the self".

Unfortunatly it just hurt my feelings.

I'm kidding, I'm not really 39.

I'm looking for sapiosexual women that aren't that bright.

I got electric boots and a mohair suit.

I guess once a year there's a week where we bring attention to the fact that I don't really give a shit about sharks?

I have a Vitamix basically just to say that I have a Vitamix.

A lot of Capricorns were Italians in past lives.

Now I'm listening to The Police and wearing tight pants...De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm part of the process that dulls the collective consciousness while turning the things that are killing you, me and the planet into something you want to buy....I produce TV commercials.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
References, seeing things at their essence, delegating, finding skilled professionals, mouthing the trumpet parts in "Let Em' In"... I mean the trombone parts, I mean, you know... the horns parts... and guessing what part of town you live in by your personal style.

Oh wait!
I can do this .
The first things people usually notice about me
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Most people describe their experience the first time seeing me as long sequences of dream-like imagery. This has been translated into manifestations of demons and deities, geometrical patterns, tigers, birds and reptiles. They also experience sensations of flying.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
All and all pedestrian vintage obscure, retro mainstream and lets figure out the human condition, the fabric of consciousness and what the universe is stuff....I probably prefer serial TV to movies these days.

What the Buddha Taught No Exit David Foster Wallace Sam Harris David Sedaris Christopher Hitchens The Psychedelic Experience The Master and Margarita Thus Spoke Zarathustra Brett Easton Ellis

Over The Edge, The Holy Mountain, Bananas and anything with Wallace Shawn.

Friday Night Lights.

I have "Black Sabbath" tattooed on me.

The food is complicated but for the most part the shit Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein got a TV show to make fun of.
But seriously, Applebees, Sonic Burger, Chick-Fil-a, TGI Fridays, BJ's for Pizzookie, Olive Garden... really any place that has anything "signature".
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Led Zeppelin I

This American Life.

Nicotine in it's many forms...currently I chew the gum.


Some velvet morning when I'm straight.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That the universe could be a hologram which is isomorphic to the information "inscribed" on the surface of its boundary.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wondering why I'm in the Ingmar Bergman movie while the rest of the world get's to be in the Fellini film.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I rent, I have 4 driving points, a tax lien and herpes. :)
You should message me if
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You don't describe yourself with adjectives.

You look like Shelley Duvall in 1978 or Todd Rundgren in 72'.

You don't shave under your arms or between your legs. I'm not kidding.

You're a yoga teacher, a shrink or a quantum physicist.

You're tall. I'm 5' 9 and like to wear heels and still feel like a lady.

You have some courtesy, some sympathy, and some taste.

And one final note... I'm actually 46 and I don't care, but search settings do. I apologize for the false advertising. But come on, I look better than half the dudes younger than me and I "get it" (whatever the fuck that means). I'm well worth all the emotional baggage, glaring dysfunctional idiosyncrasies and potential health issues that come with my age... or maybe I'm just kidding myself.

Be strong with your Beast.