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I'm kind of a hodge podge of Dale Carnegie, Scientology and Beatles
Pope Francis came over last night and we got really stoned and
watched The Last Waltz. It turns out he knows more about Dylan than
anyone I've ever met. He loves all the Scorsese coke stories from
back then too, in fact told me a few I hadn't heard.
We ended up watching a couple episodes of Transparent and he
literally said "Why do you think I like this outfit?". He was
kidding of course, but it just goes to show how with it the guy
Just kidding...but you know that scene in Annie Hall where Woody is
at The Source Family Restaurant? I'm like that had a baby.
Oh, I'm like a million years old.
And sure, hiking, yoga, farmers markets, actually not really
farmers markets, or hiking, but going out of town and all that.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm part of the process that dulls the collective consciousness
while turning the things that are killing you, me and the planet
into something you want to buy....I produce TV commercials.
I’m really good at
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References, seeing things at their essence, delegating, finding
skilled professionals, mouthing the trumpet parts in "Let Em'
In"... I mean the trombone parts, I mean, you know... the horns
parts... and guessing what part of town you live in by your
I can do this
The first things people usually notice about me
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Most people describe their experience the first time seeing me as
long sequences of dream-like imagery. This has been translated into
manifestations of demons and deities, geometrical patterns, tigers,
birds and reptiles. They also experience sensations of flying.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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All and all pedestrian vintage obscure, retro mainstream and lets
figure out the human condition, the fabric of consciousness and
what the universe is stuff....I probably prefer serial TV to movies
the Buddha Taught No Exit David Foster Wallace
Sedaris Christopher Hitchens
Experience The Master and
Margarita Thus Spoke Zarathustra
Over The Edge, The Holy Mountain, Bananas and anything with Wallace
Friday Night Lights.
I have "Black Sabbath" tattooed on me.
The food is complicated but for the most part the shit Fred Armisen
and Carrie Brownstein got a TV show to make fun of.
But seriously, Applebees, Sonic Burger, Chick-Fil-a, TGI Fridays,
BJ's for Pizzookie, Olive Garden... really any place that has
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Led Zeppelin I
Nicotine in it's many forms...currently I chew the gum.
Some velvet morning when I'm straight.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That the universe could be a hologram which is isomorphic to the
information "inscribed" on the surface of its boundary.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wondering why I'm in the Ingmar Bergman
movie while the
rest of the world get's to be in the Fellini film.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I rent, I have 4 driving points, a tax lien and herpes. :)
You should message me if
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You don't describe yourself with adjectives.
You look like Shelley Duvall in 1978 or Todd Rundgren in 72'.
You don't shave under your arms or between your legs. I'm not
You're a yoga teacher, a shrink or a quantum physicist.
You're tall. I'm 5' 9 and like to wear heels and still feel like a
You have some courtesy, some sympathy, and some taste.
And one final note... I'm actually 46 and I don't care, but search
settings do. I apologize for the false advertising. But come on, I
look better than half the dudes younger than me and I "get it"
(whatever the fuck that means). I'm well worth all the emotional
baggage, glaring dysfunctional idiosyncrasies and potential health
issues that come with my age... or maybe I'm just kidding
Be strong with your Beast.
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