Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Let's rewind the clock back to Los Angeles 1972. A burgeoning self
help movement is growing out of the wake of the 60's counterculture
revolution. California becomes the epicenter of in depth self
discovery as a generation that tried to change the world begins to
focus on themselves. Taking a cue from the onslaught of interest in
the occult, eastern mysticism, New Age therapeutic communities like
Esalen, along with the likes of L Ron Hubbard and numerous other
frauds and gurus, we would begin to see proliferation of
psuedo-science combined with metaphysical jargon to try and explain
My parents were part of a group called "ITSAGUESS" which apparently
was an acronym for something founder Turner Barhadt refused to
disclose. ITSAGUESS focused mainly on raising an individual's
frequency through a process called "Empacommunication". This
process required people to speak backwards, walk on one foot, chew
gum while rubbing their belly and maintain a strict vegetarian diet
consisting only of foods that began with the letter G.
This group also had a practice called "CTEE" (Catching The Ego
Early) which involved mildly insulting young children in an attempt
to break them down to their base sentient self, so they could be
liberated from future dogma.
From 3 to 6 years old I would be mildly insulted on a daily basis
as a process to transcend what I would eventually become to avoid
becoming it. It was radical, it was dangerous, and in truth it was
exciting as it seemed we were heading into new psycological and
emotional terrain and a deeper understanding of "the self".
Unfortunatly it just hurt my feelings.
I'm kidding, I'm not really 39.
I'm looking for sapiosexual women that aren't that bright.
I got electric boots and a mohair suit.
I guess once a year there's a week where we bring attention to the
fact that I don't really give a shit about sharks?
I have a Vitamix basically just to say that I have a Vitamix.
A lot of Capricorns were Italians in past lives.
Now I'm listening to The Police and wearing tight pants...De Do Do
Do, De Da Da Da
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm part of the process that dulls the collective consciousness
while turning the things that are killing you, me and the planet
into something you want to buy....I produce TV commercials.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
References, seeing things at their essence, delegating, finding
skilled professionals, mouthing the trumpet parts in "Let Em'
In"... I mean the trombone parts, I mean, you know... the horns
parts... and guessing what part of town you live in by your
I can do this
The first things people usually notice about me
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Most people describe their experience the first time seeing me as
long sequences of dream-like imagery. This has been translated into
manifestations of demons and deities, geometrical patterns, tigers,
birds and reptiles. They also experience sensations of flying.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
All and all pedestrian vintage obscure, retro mainstream and lets
figure out the human condition, the fabric of consciousness and
what the universe is stuff....I probably prefer serial TV to movies
the Buddha Taught No Exit David Foster Wallace
Sedaris Christopher Hitchens
Experience The Master and
Margarita Thus Spoke Zarathustra
Over The Edge, The Holy Mountain, Bananas and anything with Wallace
Friday Night Lights.
I have "Black Sabbath" tattooed on me.
The food is complicated but for the most part the shit Fred Armisen
and Carrie Brownstein got a TV show to make fun of.
But seriously, Applebees, Sonic Burger, Chick-Fil-a, TGI Fridays,
BJ's for Pizzookie, Olive Garden... really any place that has
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Led Zeppelin I
Nicotine in it's many forms...currently I chew the gum.
Some velvet morning when I'm straight.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That the universe could be a hologram which is isomorphic to the
information "inscribed" on the surface of its boundary.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wondering why I'm in the Ingmar Bergman
movie while the
rest of the world get's to be in the Fellini film.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I rent, I have 4 driving points, a tax lien and herpes. :)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't describe yourself with adjectives.
You look like Shelley Duvall in 1978 or Todd Rundgren in 72'.
You don't shave under your arms or between your legs. I'm not
You're a yoga teacher, a shrink or a quantum physicist.
You're tall. I'm 5' 9 and like to wear heels and still feel like a
You have some courtesy, some sympathy, and some taste.
And one final note... I'm actually 46 and I don't care, but search
settings do. I apologize for the false advertising. But come on, I
look better than half the dudes younger than me and I "get it"
(whatever the fuck that means). I'm well worth all the emotional
baggage, glaring dysfunctional idiosyncrasies and potential health
issues that come with my age... or maybe I'm just kidding
Be strong with your Beast.
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