I'm not here for random hook ups, I'm here for specific ones.
I don't wear anything underneath my super moon ritual sacrifice gown cause I'm naughty.
I got electric boots and a mohair suit.
I guess once a year there's a week where we bring attention to the fact that I don't really give a shit about sharks?
My "Quickmatch" "Who Likes You" list looks like the cast of Orange Is The New Black. Who are you people?
I have a Vitamix basically just to say that I have a Vitamix.
I wonder if I can get away with saying I'm 5'10, I've already lied about my age.
A lot of Capricorns were Italians in past lives.
Now I'm listening to The Police and wearing tight pants...De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da