Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love sport.
I hate it when people think they're better than me.
I love Robert Potter.
I care more about my family than anything, my Mum, Sister and Niece
are the most important people in the world to me.
I find relationships are like slamming your balls shut in a
It fucking hurt the first time, I'm not going to do it again to see
if it hurts any fucking less.
What I’m doing with my life
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Coaching tennis to the rich privileged children and parents of
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Loving Robert Potter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: A Song of Ice and Fire series. Lemony Snickets : A Series of
Unfortunate Events, Lord of the Rings, Artemis Fowl, I've got all
the books from where I was younger...Anything else that takes my
fancy really....if I can get into a book I have to read it the
whole way through...Just finished "Talent is overrated", solid read
although it's half relevant to my job...
Movies: Anything really, Shawshank Redemption, Dark Knight, Oceans
11, Pirates of the Caribbean, Fight Club, Sherlock Holmes are some
of my favourites though, love Horror.
Shows: South Park, Family Guy, Spongebob, Comedy Shows, Panel Shows
like Never Mind the Buzzcocks + Mock the week.
Music: A bit of anything and everything. To give you an idea my
Ipod consists of Foo Fighters, Deadmau5, Flo Rida, Finger Eleven,
Muse, Bruno Mars, Adele, Stevie Wonder, Jimi Hendrix, Rise Against,
Prodigy, amongst a LOT more.
The six things I could never do without
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A Comfy bed
A Laptop (for the internet)
The Internet (for porn)
A Comfy Chair (for masturbating)
Not necessarily in that order, although maybe.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything, when I lie in bed I think of everything that I've done
with my day, all the decisions that I made, and how they can affect
the next day......It makes it REALLY hard to sleep :/
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In a disabled toilet pulling the help lever thing and trying to
crack one out before anyone gets there.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I hate people. There are 4 people on the planet that I currently
know that I can tolerate for an extended period of time. Maybe one
day my total will go up to 5.....
You should message me if
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You like monkeys/Brucewayne/Batman/Superman.
Spiderman is not welcome.
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