Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I suppose it's chic to say you don't know how to describe yourself
in a box, this can never adequately explain you Blah blah blah. In
reality I'm not that difficult to describe. I am sarcastic, blunt,
opinionated, and have a dry sense of humor. I have a tendency to
mouth of to authority figures, but always know where the line is. I
have been described by some of my superiors are "charmingly
I workout frequently, not only because I like being healthy and
strong, but also as a form of stress management. Some people take
Ativan for anxiety, I do pull-ups.
I drink almost every night. By which I mean I have a beer with
dinner. Or if I am feeling classy a glass of wine. I very rarely
get drunk these days. I have better things to do.
I really don't care that much about my clothing style. 90% of the
time I wear jeans and a t-shirt with boots or sneakers.
Occasionally I throw on a sweater and pair of oxford shoes. But in
all honesty I have better things to do then spend $300 on designer
On a more positive note, I have a massive soft spot for animals.
I"m unashamed to say I will make kissy noises and baby talk to
almost any dog that crosses my path. I grew up on a big farm in the
country with horses, chickens, pigs, cows, dogs, and a partridge in
a pear tree. Not having a dog in my life makes me sad.
In the real world I'm a much nicer person than my profile makes me
out to be.
I'm also a not so closeted nerd. I geek out over Batman, Star Wars,
and science. I guess I'm just not cool enough to pull of the nerd
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Serving as a SAR swimmer in the US Navy. Trying to make the most
out of my time in the service.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Overthinking really simple things, cooking, writing, martial arts,
debating the finer points of politics and social matters.
Also I make hands down bar none the worlds best lamb chops. I don't
mean to brag but they will make you see god
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My blue eyes and ginger hair
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Dresden Files
The Star Wars Trilogy
The Dark Knight Trilogy
The Indiana Jones Trilogy
Gun's and Roses
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2.) Martial Arts
3.) Scuba Diving
4.) working out
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
You really don't want to go there. My brain seems to jump from one
thing to the other without warning. One minute I will be thinking
about my dinner and then BAM! I'm trying to calculate how long it
would take all the monkeys in the universe to write Hamlet (several
hundred thousand orders of magnitude greater than the age of the
universe in case you were wondering)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting beat up at my MMA gym
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
First and foremost I want someone who can actually hold a
conversation. This means that A.) You can actually talk about
something interesting and B.) It doesn't consist of you talking non
stop or me trying to get you to say more than two words.
Finally, unmotivated people need not apply. I have no interest in
dating someone who has been working at a minimum wage job for 10
years with no desire to move up in the world. Lack of ambition is a
serious turn off.
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