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ImA_LittleTeapot

32 Biddeford, ME Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:46am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I have an insatiable curiosity for life and a good sense of humor. A simple statement, but true.

Really though, I never know what to write in these spaces. How can anyone? We're all multi-faceted, complex beings (well, most of us are). On top of that, I'm more of a visual thinker; words don't come easy for me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a job that pays the bills. Always looking for something fun or interesting to do, especially during the warmer months (I am much more of a homebody from December through March).

I read a lot, I like to try new recipes, I like to walk on the beach in the winter.

I've started going to a Tibetan Buddhist meditation group, which I love.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh.

Listening. Seriously, if listening to other people was an Olympic sport, I'd be a gold-medal champion. But only at the summer games.

Pinball. In fact I'm so good, you might say I had some sort of magical talent. Perhaps even a Pinball Sorcerer.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Physically, I've been compared to a Hobbit, so I'm gonna go with that.

I always carry at least one book with me, in case of emergencies.

I can be kind of silly sometimes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I read constantly, and these days it tends to be a lot of non-fiction, memoirs, or historical fiction.

Movies: I used to watch a lot of movies, but not so much these days. I like all kinds of movies though, from just about every era. I also really like watching short films online; I highly recommend ze frank. I have only enough time and energy to dedicate to one sci-fi franchise, so I decided to go with "Planet of the Apes." From the original films, to the Andy Serkis reboots, to the Simpsons parody, I love them all.

Television: I don't have cable or satellite, but my general tastes run towards The Muppet Show, Archer, Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares, Daria, Nickelodeon shows from the 1990's, Upstairs Downstairs, Community, Arrested Development, Downton Abbey, Adventure Time, The Simpsons, Futurama, Bizarre Foods, No Reservations, and MST3K.

Music: Far, far too many artists to name, so I'll just leave a few of my favorite songs as a sampler (I used to make pretty good mix tapes, back in the day...):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWeWgDAuxKY.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EkrNSC3t1Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkF_XpA5P48
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs0AmruS8Ro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3ZTyEP4xrk

Food: As long as it's prepared with thought and effort, I'll try it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My glasses

2. My job (although I have a couple of ideas for a home business that I'd like to try someday, when I have the room for it)

3. My car

4. A sense of humor. I find a lot of things amusing, not necessarily "laugh out loud" kind of funny (although there certainly are times when that's true), but more of an internal, observational humor.

5. Tea.

6. My cat Ollie.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Planning my next trip to my parent's farm up north. I love living in the Portland area, but it's nice to see the night sky without any kind of artificial light.

Whether life is more like a David Lynch film or more like a Far Side comic. (Both!)

What I would sing if I ever got the courage to get up and do karaoke. Right now I'm leaning towards "Lawyers, Guns, and Money."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting...

Other then that, if I'm not at work that night, I'm usually relaxing at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have mild Asperger's Syndrome (high-functioning autism). I'm on the quiet side, but I can warm up pretty quickly. I'm also honest to a fault, and I tend to look for the best in people.
You should message me if
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you like good tea and good conversation.