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34 Kansas City, MO Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 13
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I've lived in the KC area for almost 7 years, most of them within walking distance of Westport. I like Westport- getting coffee at Oddly Correct or Broadway Cafe, digging through vinyl at Mills, or getting ice cream at Murray's (the winters without them are rough). Plus I work in the area, so I'm there most days.

I love playing board games, trivia, reading, writing, creating. I have a couple tattoos right now and have at least three more in mind. There are notebooks scattered throughout the house with doodles and ideas for stories/songs/whatever.

Music is a passion of mine. Finding new bands, playing the same cd (or same song) over and over again, making music (my degree is music ed; I play sax, guitar, and piano), and seeing concerts. I enjoy taking in music any way I can and am trying to get back into playing more often.

I couldn't live in a world that didn't have sushi and tacos.

I enjoy cooking as well. My posole is not to be messed with.
What I’m doing with my life
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Exploring and learning through new adventures. Reading. Plotting how I'm going to conquer most major Midwestern cities. I have a couple jobs I love, and I'm always trying to get better at them. I get paid to brew beer, so that's kinda fun.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Trivia, making mix CDs, playing sax, finding the right Seinfeld quote for any situation, talking to anyone, Scrabble, crossword puzzles, knowing the words of every song, brunch. I kick ass at brunch.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably the red hair, or the mustache. I tend to have a loud laugh at times, so maybe my laugh. It's definitely the mustache.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm usually in the middle of a few books. Some favorites have been Franny & Zooey by JD Salinger, High Fidelity by Nick Hornby, Jernigan by David Gates, and most Vonnegut and Dave Eggers books. I actually once randomly met Eggers in Westport so yeah, I'm pretty cool. Currently working my way through A Song of Ice and Fire series.

My favorite movies include Annie Hall, Stranger Than Fiction, Rushmore, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Drive. So many more. I like watching movies.

I try to keep up with Archer, Louie, Justified, The League, Workaholics, New Girl, and It's Always Sunny. Friday Night Lights, Seinfeld, Arrested Development, and Kids in the Hall are some of my all-time favorites. Really dug this season of Fargo, and I thought You're the Worst was nearly perfect.

Music is a big thing for me, and I'll give most anything a listen. The Dismemberment Plan, The Weakerthans, Talking Heads, Neutral Milk Hotel, Refused, The Dodos, WHY?, Animal Collective, Tallest Man on Earth, Doomtree (and the solo acts, especially P.O.S. and Dessa), the Impossibles, Japandroids, The Mountain Goats, HUM, and The Rural Alberta Advantage are a few favorites. Right now way into Tony Molina, Colin Stetson, and Astronautalis. Sturgill Simpson's latest album is my favorite of the year, everyone needs to listen to it.

And as for food, I could be happy eating tacos, sushi, pizza, and barbecue for the rest of my days. I'm not very picky when it comes to food though, and I'll try anything at least once.
The six things I could never do without
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A book
iced tea
delicious food (a cop out answer, but there's too many to list individually - tacos, sushi, barbecue, pizza to name a few)
a good beer
crossword puzzles.

That'd be a nice day.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The next beer I'm going to brew, the next book I want to read or movie I want to see, what I'm writing about next, music, tattoos, quantum physics and the beginning of the universe, tacos. And how FX keeps putting out such damn good shows.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm not working, I'm talking friends into going to dive bars. Unless there's a show in town, then talking them into going to that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can get sucked into a marathon of Law & Order or some cooking shows for an hour or two. Also, I've been to a couple NASCAR races for my old job. Sometimes I grow a mustache because of how ridiculous it looks. And I'm not huge into the whole emoticon thing, but I love this guy-- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You should message me if
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If you want to grab a beer and discuss favorite breweries, sit in a park and talk about the fourth season of Arrested Development, or get brunch. Maybe tacos. Or some other combination of things.