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31 Portland, OR Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 11, 2014
White, Other
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Strictly anything
When drinking
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Frequently I'm a bit of a dork. I'm generally very low key, but I can get excited if you put a microphone in my hand.

I am fanatical about music. I've never broken a bone (that I know of), or had stitches/surgery.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm kicking ass and taking names in the New Seasons Market deli. I'm looking for books to read... I'm looking for new karaoke spots because it's always a little more exciting singing for strangers.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...managing to stay on my feet when I trip or stumble

...Singing (I've been told)

...Problem solving/creating. (who's counting)

...making corn bread muffins and pizza from scratch..

...finding the silver lining (sometimes I settle for stainless steel)

...laughing at myself (not in the mirror)

...rediscovering treasures in my music library

...looking the other way when someone makes an honest mistake
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told a few different things... my eyelashes, the depth of my hazel eyes, my gap tooth grin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Old times: Dune, Sphere, Talisman, Dark Tower series
Medium times: LOTR, Sword of Truth series, Les Miserables
Tale of Two Cities, Brothers Karamosov, Diary, Invisible Monsters, Ender's Game/series, Holidays on Ice, Factotum
Slaughter House 5
Recent times: Dark Tower Series,
Future times: A few Stephen King Books I've missed. Maybe some Phillip K Dick. I've been taking suggestions lately.

Big Lebowsky, Dead Man, Rosemary's Baby, Harold and Maud, Fight Club, Fargo, Punch-Drunk Love, The Royal Tenenbaums, Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind, Monty Python's Life of Brian, Old Boy, Broken Flowers

Stand Up: Louis CK, Bill Burr, John Mulaney, Aisha Tyler, Dillon Moran, David Cross, George Carlin, Eddie Izzard, Doug Stanhope

Bobs Burgers, Parks and Rec, Archer, I.T. crowd, Peep Show, House of Cards, Orange is the new black, californication

This is what I've been listening to recently. Nick Cave, Tom Waits, Eels, The Knife, Imogen Heap, Iron and Wine, Theophilus London, Portishead, Neko Case.... I just remembered how much I love Zero 7.

I have a massive collection. I tolerate just about anything, except pop-country, gangsta rap, and death metal. I love classic rock, folk, and for lack of a better term, alternative 90's rock. There's so much more though. It would take to long to actually make a list.

Video games: Best games ever made: Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past, Suikoden 1 & 2, Final Fantasy VII, Super Mario Bros 3, Metal Gear Solid, Final Fantasy Tactics, Silent Hill, Last of Us.

I generally like to eat spicy: Indian, Mexican, Lebanese....

Pizza.. hehe.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-water... it's in everything I drink
-drunken conversations with good friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-whether my glass of whiskey is half empty or half full
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting off work at 11:30, and trying to make the most of the very limited time I have with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Ugh... I've answered nearly 1600 questions.. It's all out there.
If there's anything I refuse to share about myself, it's likely something I've forgotten, but here's something to chew on.

I can't watch Dancer in the Dark. It's the saddest movie ever, and I weep openly...

Other movies that make me weep: Lion King, Life of Pi, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mindd

Shows: A few episodes of Scrubs, One episode of Parks and Recreation.

It's true... I have feelings.
You should message me if
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any of the following are true.

You're currently having thoughts you'd like to share
You'd like to get a drink some time
You like karaoke, and you'd like to sing karaoke together
You'd care to ask a question
You're a good person
You're a unicorn

Mostly though... Message me if you're trying to get my attention because It's the only way you'll ever hear from me.