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Giraffelaffe

19 F San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–22
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 6
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English, Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Everyone hates describing themselves, so just be warned that this may not be a completely accurate version of who I am. Just as you probably didn't write a completely accurate version of who you are (OHHHH SNAP I CALLED YOU OUT).

I like exploring and discovering new things. Yes, cliche, I know. Shut up. But seriously. I have the most fun when I've discovered a new nook in the library or tried a new dessert at the cafe down the street or learned some mind-blowing new science fact. The moments that take me by surprise are the ones that I'm most grateful for.

My favorite animals are giraffes. I also like jellyfish. Feel free to ask me why, but I may not have a particularly good reason.

I tend to be sort of loud, especially when I'm nervous. I like going off on random tangents on anything from the Cult of Pythagoras to yetis to Beyonce to the criminal justice system. I'd like to think that I'm easy to talk to. I'm pretty goofy though. Watch out.

I also tend to hold myself up to a pretty high moral standard. I expect others to do the same, even though this usually ends up pretty badly.

I don't know. I could go on about myself forever, as could anyone probably. The only way to really get to know someone though is to talk to them yourself.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
What am I doing with my life. I'm currently going to college, probably majoring in Math and Computer Science. I'd like to do some nonprofit work in the future. Don't know when or for how long that'll be.

Doing a lot of exploring, wandering, perusing, or whatever it is kids these days do. Trying to transform the pigeons of the city into carrier pigeons (spoiler: it hasn't worked just yet).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
BRINGING THE PARTY!!!!

Haha jk I don't know. I find it much easier to think about others' talents than my own.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People tell me I'm lively. It's more like I think everything around me is pretty awesome. Because it is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Gaiman, Murakami, The Stranger by Camus, Slaughterhouse-five, Brave New World, A Clockwork Orange, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, etc.

Movies: The Fall! Donnie Darko, Wes Anderson movies, American Beauty, The Intouchables, Metropolis, Valerie and her Week of Wonders, Serenity, Moon, Memento. Random documentaries on Netflix and whatever I'm feeling at the moment.

Shows: Breaking Bad, Firefly, Hannibal, Bates Motel, Look Around You.

Music: Emancipator, Starfucker, Brand New, Daughter, Emmy the Great, Patrick Wolf, Cunninlynguists, Crystal Castles, Margot and the Nuclear So and So's, Neutral Milk Hotel, Vampire Weekend, Aesop Rock, Slime Girls, Have a Nice Life, Elliott Smith, The Microphones, Kanye, Tokyo Police Club and more.

Food: Fresh is always best! More specifically, I have a cheese addiction and a hummus addiction. I consider myself an "ethical vegetarian." If that's a term.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The voices in my head
CHOCOLATE
bad Spongebob references
a sense of humor
music
spontaneity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What the state of humankind will be like in 10 years. Will people stop leaving their houses? In the more distant future, will we lose our ability to empathize with others? If so, would we be human? What makes a person a person?

And here I go in circles again. I think I'll stick to easier questions, like what I should have for dinner tonight.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hunting unicorns and saving the world. As usual.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I sometimes get freaked out when looking at my feet because my second toe is longer than my big toe.
You should message me if
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you have something interesting to say.