So... out of all the profiles on all of
OKcupid you clicked on mine. GREAT!
Well how do you do Sir or Madame that is currently browsing my profile? My name is Kate. Kate is all you need to know, I mean... you could be a government agent coming to take the alien in my closet. Well, frankly my dear I don't give a damn if you are or aren't because you had a reason to come here! So, Here's lookin' at you kid, I hope you enjoy my profile.