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FiftyShadesofRay

51 Toronto, Ontario, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 39–52
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like the KISS principle...and kissing. But what I'm really after is someone to spend some quality time with. You know, head out to a movie, maybe get a bite, coffee talk, browse the bookstore, walk the dog, stay in a watch a movie, or all of the above. Something light and easy. You know it takes two to make a thing go right and that it takes to make it outta sight.

Here's what you can expect from this ISTJ. A generous, easy going, open minded, non-judgmental good guy who's housebroken and loyal to a fault but will not bite or hump your leg... unless you ask nicely ;) I possess a dry sarcastic sense of humor, yet manage to remain hydrated. Appreciates the bizarre and mundane. I try not to sweat the petty stuff or pet the sweaty stuff. I'm low key, unpretentious and take pleasure in the simple things in life. I am well-mannered and respectful and have come to the realization that women are people too (j/k).

I’m self-employed in the online marketing field & I run a martial arts school part-time. Friends know me as being funny, cool & collected, mindful, introspective and easy going. And I’m okay with being perfectly imperfect. Fact is, I could lose a few pounds, but who couldn't? I like live bands, meditation, massages, movies...and more...oh….my Teacup Poodle balances out my masculine side.

I love movies (movie buff alert) and reading – fiction, non-fiction, science fiction (I'll always choose Start Trek over Star Wars) and more - crossword puzzles, pop culture, NFL, sushi, classic rock, ping pong, bowling, blues and disco. I like dessert. Anything dark chocolate with a nice dark roasted cup of coffee triggers my other passions!

I have a few guilty pleasures. HBO, TMN and AMC series and occasional TV schlock – I’m fascinated with Mob Wives, Ex-Wives of Rock & Millionaire Matchmaker.

I’m looking for a friend for something long term…someone who enjoys her independence and alone time (no clingons please) but who can also lean on each other for support and togetherness. Let's face it, life ain't always a bowl of cherries. Someone who is compassionate, passionate, can hold her own and has a sense of humor…and that’s the truth.

Bonus if you like dogs, live in or around the North York area - I'm at Avenue Rd. and the 401 - like to travel and your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

P.S. I'm a sucker for a woman in a nice pair of glasses...

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What I’m doing with my life
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Being Mindful
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Recalling useless trivia
Eating dark chocolate
Being accountable
Spelling
My job
Judo
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My wry sense of humor; my manners
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:The Journeyer, A Confederacy of Dunces, The Passage, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Cat's Cradle, LOTR, The Stand, Flowers for Algernon, Being There, Geek Love, The Stand, A Canticle for Leibowitz, The Game, The Orenda
Movies: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Flowers for Algernon, Happiness, Slapshot, Spinal Tap, Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask, The Party, Being There, Bladerunner, A Clockwork Orange, Cool Hand Luke, Zelig, Taxi Driver, Kill Bill, Enter The Dragon, Deliverance, Pulp Fiction, Looking For Mr. Goodbar, Midnight Cowboy, Monty Python movies, The Big Lebowski, Fargo, Saturday Night Fever, The Apprenticeship of Duddy Kravitz, District 9, Apocalypse Now, Dr. Strangelove, Alien, Step Brothers
Shows: MASH, All In The Family, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Boardwalk Empire, Spartacus, Dexter, Southpark, Breaking Bad, The Sopranos, The Wire, The Shield, Arrested Development, Sons of Anarchy, Louie C.K., OZ, Walking Dead, East Bound & Down, Star Trek, The League, Wilfred, Californication, The League
Music:Steely Dan, David Bowie, 70's & 80's music, Motown (Al Green, Bill Withers, Otis Redding, Marvin Gaye, Diana Ross, Commodores) Blues (Albert King, Freddie King, John Lee Hooker, Robert Cray, Stevie Ray Vaughn), Classic Rock (Led Zeppelin, Genesis, Pink Floyd, Hendrix, Chicago, Boston, Elton John), Jazz (George Benson, Miles Davis, Weather Report)
Food: If it won't eat me, I'll eat it
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dark Roasted Coffee
The Delete Button
Advil
The Remote
Massages
Music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why men have nipples...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relaxing
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like Disco--anything by the Bee Gees...there, I said it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You owe me money.
-your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.