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21 F Woodbridge, VA

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White, Other
5′ 2″ (1.58m)
Body Type
A little extra
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Relationship Status
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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Oh jesus christ, lemme just barf out this self summary while we're at it. I honestly feel like a cartoon character most of the time, I can't not make ridiculous noises and faces while attempting to describe things. I stumble over my thoughts and words more often than not. One day I will say exactly what I wanted to say, it doesn't even have to be in the right context. I just want to know what it feels like to have a stream of thought come out completely coherent on the other end.

Sometimes when i'm lonely and bored I record myself singing usually covers.

I write my own stupid songs too but I tend to get halfway done and the realization of how much I suck sinks in.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I go to school part time and work part time. I'm taking a sculpture class which is pretty cool I guess but I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING WITH MY LIFE. That's a pretty relatable thing, right?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really great at self deprecating humor and making everyone around me feel uncomfortable. (I'm really not this negative in person but it's so hard to write about myself. It makes me feel like I'm making a resume, which I guess is kind of accurate)

Also, i've been playing guitar for 7 years but I'm really not as good as I should be and it makes me sad. I blame my child sized hands.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
One time this lady randomly told me at work how nice my lips were. I said thanks but she got really embarrassed and said "IM SORRY, I BET THAT FREAKED YOU OUT, THAT FREAKED YOU OUT DIDN'T IT?" she quickly got her sandwich and left. People are silly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything by David Sedaris, 1984, A Clock Work Orange, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Invisible Monsters, Memories of My Melancholy Whores. I wish I had more time to read, I have so many books that just look at me from across the room, waiting to be picked up. I keep putting it off and putting it off until I resent the book itself. I really love reading essays like David Sedaris mostly because I can pick it up from anywhere and know what's going on. I think right now I just need to read more light hearted things.

Whenever I try to think of my favorite movie I always draw a blank. I like overly bad movies that I can laugh at. Overall, netflix streaming has been good to me and I've found a lot of great movies. (Buffalo 66, The Fall, Mulholland Dr., I'm a Cyborg But That's Okay) I can also pretty much quote all of Wet Hot American Summer.

TV shows I like: Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Louie, Game of Thrones, 30 rock, Parks and Rec, Adventure Time, Party Down, Peepshow. I may or may not secretly love Gilmore Girls. Everyone deserves that one lame thing, well that's mine. I also find myself watching way too much Antique Roadshow. I don't care what you say, that show is fascinating.

Animal Collective, The Magnetic Fields, Ty Segall, Mikal Cronin, Devendra Banhart, Neutral Milk Hotel, Of Montreal, The Avett Brothers, Guided By Voices, Deerhoof, My Bloody Valentine, Modest Mouse, Tame Impala, The Pixies, Broadcast, Yo Le Tengo, The Velvet Underground, Tallest Man on Earth, M.Ward, Ariel Pink, Beach House, Broadcast, Dr. Dog, St. Vincent, Black Lips, Thee Oh Sees, Belle and Sebastian, Dirty Projectors, Built to Spill, Daniel Johnston, Dan Deacon, Joanna Newsom, Deerhunter, Foxygen, Unknown Mortal Orchestra, Melody's Echo Chamber,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Lets be real, this section is stupid.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What do people that live on the border of two different time zones do? HOW ARE THEY ON TIME FOR ANYTHING.

Also, how many fucking yuppies are on this god damn site.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working at a restaurant usually means my weekends are hardly ever the weekend but more so some random day in the middle. So fridays I pathetically try to go to bed at a decent hour. How sad is that?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I haven't shaved my armpits in like....3 weeks. Meh.'s been several months....

update: It was getting really hot out so....

they had a good run.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're not a total doofus. Also, I like talking about music a lot. We can be cheesy and make mixtapes. It'll be great.

Also I probably won't respond if you're commenting on my username with something like "GIRLS DON'T POOP" they do. It's real. Stop thinking women are somehow disgusting for being like every other mammal. Just talk to me like a person. It's alright, it's allll going to be alllllrighhhtt.