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Toastsownbread

29 M Conshohocken, PA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'll keep it short and sweet;

I'm an average looking guy with an uninteresting wardrobe and hard to remember name. I'm a fan of traveling and an even bigger fan of people who can distinguish between the words their, there and they're. I'm always looking for opportunities to keep life interesting, no matter what form they come. It'd be cool to share those experiences with the right person.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Mostly selling home improvements. When I'm not, I'm going out with friends, playing poker, and perfecting grilled cheese sandwiches.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Amateur psychology.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm a less Jewish looking version of Andy Samberg?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Lolita, The heart and the fist, The power of one

TV: True Detective, GOT, The Wire, Newsroom, Robot Chicken

Movies: Pulp Fiction, Clockwork Orange, Dumb and Dumber, Silence of the Lambs, Ip Man

Music: Indie (metric, postal service, modest mouse), Metal (old Metallica, Thrice, Iron Maiden), Classic Rock (Neil Young, Foreigner, Boston), Rap/Hip Hop (whatever has a good beat). I hate Dave Matthews and Country.

Food: Steak, Chicken Alfredo, Cheese, Granny Smith apples
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Travel
Museums
Shopping
Sarcasm
People watching
5 is good enough
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Am I the only adult on earth that doesn't drink coffee?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There's not much I'm not willing to admit if just asked.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
The reality is that I am looking for something long term with someone fun, intelligent, positive, cute, and open minded. That being said I'm only looking for something long term if the compatibility is there. I'm not an in a relationship just to be in a relationship type of guy.

So I guess if you fit those qualifications?

You would like some advice on a life situation you are going through. I'm good at it and I enjoy it.