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Gixxer_Ben

31 M Saint Albans, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:54pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Transportation
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
It's about time I stopped procrastinating and actually wrote this bastard thing!
I'm an easy going guy into tattoos and piercings. I have a backpiece in progress and thought I knew how to finish it off but after spending some time at tattoo conventions now I'm not so sure....so much inspiration and so many new ideas as a result.
I'm very easily amused and can keep myself laughing for hours over the dumbest things sometimes, a definite perk at work i tend to find.
I hugely enjoy anything that makes me laugh or teaches me something, going for a drink with mates, thunderstorms, music, watching stand up comedy (I'd love to do stand up myself one day), going for a ride on my motorbike and to let you into a secret i giggle like a schoolgirl if i'm tickled.
Melted cheese is my kryptonite but if you combined that with marmite i think I'd probably explode.
What I’m doing with my life
Re-evaluating myself after scoring 90% on the gaydar test!
I've just started on the pathway to my ideal career having recently started working for the ambulance service, with the eventual goal of becoming a paramedic.
I’m really good at
Choosing the wrong numbers on the lottery (i'll get it right one day!).
Knocking things over, i have my clumsy moments.
Laughing at the most innappropriate times, or making myself laugh.
Forgetting what i'm saying half way through saying it.
Conkers, back in the day anyway.
The first things people usually notice about me
My tattoos if they're on show! Otherwise it's probably that i have a ridiculously bad drivers tan, one arm and side of my face is really brown the other side's white as a sheet!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Erm, where to start?
I'll read anything that will hold my attention. Some of my favourites include The Dice Man, the Sword of Truth chronicles, biographies, the Sharpe series, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo books, and just about anything related to history.

Films: American History X, Short Circuit, Full Metal Jacket, Lost in Translation, Me, Myself and Irene, Girl Interrupted, Transformers, Aliens, Pirates of the Carribbean, Bad Boys, Flight of the Navigator, Gremlins, Predator, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Clerks, Pulp Fiction or any tarrantino film, Clockwork Orange, Shaun of the Dead, Gladiator, 28 Days Later and so the list goes on.

tv shows: anything that will teach me something (even something stupid) or make me laugh will keep me entertained for hours. I love british comedy and the very few american shows that can pull of british humour (Frasier being the main one that springs to mind). Anything from Black Books, Peep Sshow, Spaced, qi, the League of Gentlemen, Extras, The Office, Blackadder, Bottom, Men Behaving Badly, Rome, Ren and Stimpy, Green Wing, the gadget show, dragons den, or anything containing Bill Bailey, Billy Connolly, Omid Djalili, Tim Minchin, Reginald D Hunter, Ross Noble, Stephen Fry or Ricky Gervais.

As for music, i really will listen to just about anything (non of that pop or r&b rubbish though!). From Amon Amarth, Metallica, Black Sabbath, or Tool to Cee Lo Green, Regina Spektor, the Beatles, Pendulum, Led Zeppelin, old Rod Stewart and Elton John stuff (i was once rather embarrased to be shown a video of me singing my heart out to Don't Go Breaking My Heart at work), Kyuss, Blur, Nirvana, Muse, or the Prodigy. I spend a fair amount of time on the road through work so have a lot of time to listen to music.

Foodwise i will eat most things that don't contain melted cheese or mushrooms. Or cabbage come to think of it.
The six things I could never do without
Books, not exactly one thing but i'd go nuts without something to read.
Sarcasm, it's like oxygen to me!
my motorbike
orange squash
tattoos
Friends and family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How mobile phones are born.
Why cats seem to love sitting at the top of the stairs in the dark then hiss at you when you stand on them.
If i could stuff my face with enough biscuits that i'd choke, and how many it'd take.
Tattoos and my next plans for one.
The numberplate game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Generally in bed asleep due to having to work the next day. Saturday's my time to shine!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm incredibly ticklish, but i think i already gave that one away!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Looking for someone to have adventures and a laugh with, to watch the world go by and to make up fantastical stories about total strangers. If that's your idea of fun you know where to find me.