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GlassyD

25 / M / straight / Single

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 0" (1.82m).
Body Type
Fit
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Medicine / Health
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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I am snap, crackle, and ew, this one's burnt.

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My Self-Summary

I'm just a chill fellow trying to make it in this world.

I play bass and write music. Rock, funk, blues, R&B, reggae, jazz, etc. Really dig science.

I dig fun, quirky, creative people. Folks with a little class, you know? Gotta have a good sense of humor and have to be genuine. If you're boring or don't like to introspect, forget about it; I don't have time to spend on such people. Life's too short.

I march to the beat of my own funky drummer.

What I’m doing with my life

I work at Penn's Alzheimer's center. After that, PhD in Psychology.

I’m really good at

playing Latin I-V-I basslines, droppin tha funk bomb on ya, cheering folks up, repeating stuff, correcting your grammar, spelling, talking about evolution, kicking ass, learning about science, plundering, repeating stuff, containing my excitement, eating cereal.

The first things people usually notice about me

I don't know, I've never thought to ask. My eyes, maybe. My height (slightly taller than average).

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Music: Classical, Baroque, Funk, Blues, Doo Wop, Classic Rock, Psychedelia, Progressive, Classic R&B, Oldies, Jazz, P-Funk, Zeppelin, Zappa, Kiss, Cream, Love, Temptations, Mingus, Coltrane, Monk, Ellington, Bach.

TV: Arrested Development, Family Guy, Simpsons, Daily Show, The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, Firefly, South Park, any type of standup comedy.

Movies: whichever. Comedies are my favorite.

Books: ones that haven't been colored in yet. I also like science books. P.G. Wodehouse.

The six things I could never do without

Rice
Sugar
Polydextrose (Source of fiber)
Hydrogenated Vegetable Oil (Coconut and palm kernel oils)
Salt
Red 40

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Bass guitar, music trivia and history (especially music of the 50s, 60s, and 70s), 100% juices, natural foods, secular humanism, synesthesia, evolution, psychology, evolutionary psychology, hypnotherapy, ferrets, colors, red pandas, polyphony, skepticism, secularism.

On a typical Friday night I am

Gettin' a little familiar here, aren't we?

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

You know what? No. No freebies. You wanna get to know a brotha, holla at a brotha.

You should message me if

you think you're worthy. You have dark hair. You like to find joy in life. You gotta be cool, though, I'm not easily impressed.

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