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Glauber

34 M Canton, CT

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 28–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Jan 7
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Construction
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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OK, kind of a conundrum here. I'm a large, manly-man carpenter who enjoys working with my hands outdoors but I'm also a computer geek. I've been playing video games since I was 6 years old and have no intention of stopping any time soon. Huge gamer/nerd. I own damn near every gaming system since the Atari 2600. I'm really easy going and could spend a weekend doing nothing but sit around watching TV and playing old NES games, or have just as much fun going for a long hike and camping out in the middle of nowhere, staring at the stars.

I do a crossword puzzle a day, which is very odd considering it's usually break time at work and I'm asking my fellow craftsmen for a four letter word meaning "hodgepodge" (The answer was "olio"). Only the LA Times right now but I can do the Friday so I'm happy with that. Working my way up to that New York Times puzzle, one word at a time.

I'm a bit of an extrovert and have no problem making an ass of myself if it puts a smile on somebody else's face. I love making people laugh and can crack a joke about absolutey anything. Terrible jokes and puns are a particular favorite.

So, I'm nerd/carpenter, outdoorsman/homebody looking to get out and meet people or stay home and play video games.

Confused? Yeah, me too sometimes.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've been a carpenter for 12 years with plans on becoming a building inspector or going into business for myself some day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Video games, making people laugh, trivia, home repair/carpentry.

I also make one hell of a buttermilk pancake.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm 6'4". 6'6" in my work boots!

The foot and a half of hair hanging down my back.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books... I like horror. Stephen King, H.P. Lovecraft and the like. I read plenty of comics and manga too, if they really count as books. I also enjoy the comedy stylings of Mr. David Sedaris, which I'm pretty sure is required reading to be an NPR listener.

I enjoy a great film just about a much as a bad one. I swear the most enjoyable time I've ever had at the movies was watching "Pokemon: The Movie" merely because three friends and I were the only people in the theater. Hilarity ensued. Favorite genres include horror, comedy and bizarre foreign films (just not the super boring ones).

I like rock music (espeially mid to late 90s stuff) and some hip-hop as long as it's up-tempo. The slow, plodding beats do nothing for me. Oh, and I listen to lyrics. If a song makes no sense or I can't understand what the artist is saying then I'm usually out.

As far as food, I'm not picky in the slightest and I'll try anything once. The stranger and less likely other people are to try it, the more I want to give it a taste. I really enjoy Indian and Japanese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My PSP. There's nothing like a little Monster Hunter to make even a wait at the DMV seem enjoyable.

The giant smart phone taking up all the room in my pants pocket.

A hand full of hair-ties. They come in handy for more than just keeping the mane out of my face while I eat/work.

Tool Belt, even when not at work. You'd be surprised how often a pair of flush-cutting nips comes in handy.

NPR, I love me some news and talk programming. Well, anything this side of A Prairie Home Companion.

My gym membership. Yeah, waking up at 4:30 in the morning three times a week was tough at first but now I hardly miss the sleep at all!

OK, maybe a little...

ALRIGHT I MISS SLEEP A LOT LEAVE ME ALONE!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's english word has the most vowels in succession? I think it may be gooier but I don't want to look it up online.

Why did my bowling ball miss the pocket this time when I threw it exactly the same as I did last time it hit the pocket?

Is there any way I can get out of having to tape drywall?

What is my pet rabbit, Moogie, thumping his back leg into the groud for this time?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
My current circle of friends doesn't get out much on a friday nights, so I'm usually at home waiting for the Saturday morning trip to NYC or Boston or Philly or wherever the fun happens to take me. That would mean friday normally amounts to sitting around playing games or zonking out in front of the TV.

Not a big party guy or bar hopper but I've been known to go out on the town from time to time. If you need a designated driver, I'm your man.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm completely open and honest in regards to every aspect of me and my life. You've got a question? All you need to do is ask.

It's also impossible to hurt my feelings, so let 'er rip.

Might as well throw some semi-embarrassing self-factoids on here.

-I own over 1500 copies of the same NES game.

-I can sing The Little Mermaid's "Part of Your World" from memory.

-I love to start stupid semantic arguements for the sake of having stupid semantic arguements and once had a half hour debate over whether there COULD HAVE BEEN a horse in a trailer that drove by. It still comes up to this day.

-I shaved my legs once. Wearing pants has never been the same.
You should message me if
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I'll talk with anyone about anything but I specialize in talking about games of all colors shapes and sizes as well as other nerdy stuff and home improvement tips.

Basically, I'm here to make a connection with someone special or just expand the ever-shrinking group of folks who fall into the "people I'm friends with that haven't moved out of CT" category.

Well this has gone on just about long enough, thanks for sticking around 'til the end!

I like line breaks.

Don't you?