GlenHeuke
29 Portland, OR
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My self-summary
Since OKC changed how profiles display, I have to sell myself in 180 characters. How do I do this? Take a look at my pictures. As you can see, no dirty bathroom selfies. So I pass. Now you can open up my profile in full and read all about me in fuller detail.
What I’m doing with my life
Working a day job helping out the less fortunate. Playing in a hard rock Lady Gaga cover band. Also recording my Norse mythology musical. Buying awesome art for my green walled living room.
I’m really good at
Making cajun cheeseburgers.
The first things people usually notice about me
"That guy is super cool and mysterious!"

Or

"That guy is creepy and dresses funny."

Hell, maybe I'm both?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Dune, The Timeline 191 series, Ecotopia, the Adventures of Tintin, the Lord of the Rings, Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the Lorax.

Movies: Yellow Submarine, V for Vendetta, Gettysburg, GoldenEye, Star Trek First Contact, Return of the Jedi.

Shows: Babylon 5, 24, Reboot, Modern Family, Blackadder

Music: The Beatles, Deep Purple, The Who, Cream, Jethro Tull, Queen, Rush, Blood Ceremony, King Crimson, Led Zeppelin, Storm Large, Metallica

Food: Asian dishes. Huge rice fan. Also pumpkin pie and milkshakes.
The six things I could never do without
Las Vegas Teddy Bears
Raspberry Milkshakes
Butterscotch Milkshakes
Memory retention
Mutton Chops (or some form of minor facial hair)
My hands (for drumming....not what you're thinking, you sickos!)
On a typical Friday night I am
Either gigging, going to a gig, or making myself a nice meal and cracking out a nice porter. Nothing says "good job finishing the week" like making yourself a shrimp/veggie stirfry over rice cooked in cocunut oil drinking a Black Butte.
You should message me if
You like milkshakes.

Or if you're a scientist/engineer.

Preferably both.

.....

Or let's keep it simple. If I am remotely attractive to you, just go for it.
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