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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:05pm
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Atheism and it’s important
Two-year college
Doesn’t want kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I could write something profound here, but lets be honest. You clicked on my profile, probably because I messaged you first, or maybe I came up in quickmatch. You checked my picture. You checked my height. You may have searched through my questions to find specific deal breakers. Maybe not even that. And then you move on to the next 20 guys that messaged you today, then delete your profile in a week out of frustration because you're tired of propositions from strangers wanting to give you the D. Or at least are crudely upfront about wanting to give you the D. Because everyone wants to give the D in some form or another, but there are men who are more tactful about it and wait until at least the third date.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working a day job helping out the less fortunate. Playing in a hard rock Lady Gaga cover band. Also recording my Norse mythology musical. Buying awesome art for my green walled living room.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making cajun cheeseburgers.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"That guy is super cool and mysterious!"


"That guy is creepy and dresses funny."

Guess it depends on whether I follow Rule #1 and 2 or not.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Dune, The Timeline 191 series, Ecotopia, the Adventures of Tintin, the Lord of the Rings, Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the Lorax.

Movies: Yellow Submarine, V for Vendetta, Gettysburg, GoldenEye, Star Trek First Contact, Return of the Jedi.

Shows: Babylon 5, 24, Reboot, Modern Family, Blackadder

Music: The Beatles, Deep Purple, The Who, Cream, Jethro Tull, Queen, Rush, Blood Ceremony, King Crimson, Led Zeppelin, Storm Large, Metallica

Food: Asian dishes. Huge rice fan. Also pumpkin pie and milkshakes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Las Vegas Teddy Bears
Raspberry Milkshakes
Butterscotch Milkshakes
Some sort of functioning sexual organ
Mutton Chops
My hands (note: completely unrelated to #4)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either gigging, going to a gig, or making myself a nice meal and cracking out a nice porter. Nothing says "good job finishing the week" like making yourself a shrimp/veggie stirfry over rice cooked in cocunut oil drinking a Black Butte.
You should message me if
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You like milkshakes.

Or if you're a scientist/engineer.

Preferably both.


Fuck it. If I am remotely attractive to you, just go for it.