Find better matches with our advanced matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


36 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:58pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly vegan
When drinking
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Poorly)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
No Thanks.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living care free.

Hitting the river as much as possible.

Working on Stuff.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking Shit, Talking About Cats, Not Talking at All, People Watching, Spending My Last $2 on Catnip, Sun Basking, Chilling the Fuck Out.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wouldn't know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Irvine Welsh is my favorite author (he's the dude who wrote Trainspotting) and I love reading about gritty non fiction social issues.

Thee Oh Sees. Black Dice. Spacemen 3. Psychic Ills. Autechre. Wolf Eyes. My Bloody Valentine. Indian Jewelry. Boards of Canada. Peaking Lights. Mindflayer. The Smiths. Bjork. Fuck Buttons. Brian Jonestown Massacre.

It's summer right?
Cold foods unless I'm grilling Veggie Kabobs.
Lots of Grape Leaves, Beets, Berries, Tofurkey Sandwiches, Ants on a Log, all of the Corn on a Cob!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm really debating this because I just gave away about 90% of everything I own and I'm still trying to pair down.
It feels good and now I'm not sure outside of basic human necessities, what I could never do without.

Though....Without any human contact I definitely would go bananas after a certain point.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ewwwww....Why is that person wearing that...?
Color in all of its glory!
Tropical Everything!
Missing the 90's (well, most of the 90's)
This strange but pleasant nostalgic scent that pops up every now and again. I can't place it but I love it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday? Monday? Who gives a shit.
I don't have a lame M-F weekends only off job so I can do whatever whenever.
However, there are definitely more assholes out on Friday and Saturday nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Put a couple of drinks in me and I'll spill it. Wait, that sounds weird...
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 23–100
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are remotely creative.
This is going to sound pompous but I daydream about the idea of dating someone who's at the very least, Vegetarian. I don't judge people by their eating choices (EVER) but I do like meeting people that have the same morals as myself about animals.
I can't help it. I love the bastards!